字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - Alright guys. Congratulations on winning a free skydiving lesson. Who's ready to heave themselves out of this plane flying at over 10,000 feet into the air? - I am! - I am. - I am. (vomits loudly) - He said heave yourself out of the plane, not heave your lunch, Pear. (laughs) - So remember, follow my direction as we fall. Keep an eye on your altimeter and deploy your parachute at 5,000 feet. Any questions? - Where's my parachute? - Orange, it's a thing strapped to your back. - This, nah. This is a backpack I brought filled with candy. - Ugh, give me that. - No, not my snack pack. - Put this on. You can't jump out of a plane with a backpack full of candy. - But what if I get hungry? - Ugh, take this seriously, Orange. Okay, it's time to make the jump. On, three, here we go. One, two-- - 14, 27, 459, 82 - 45, 33, ugh, dude. (laughs) - Last one out is a rotten tomato. Come on, Pear. (laughs) Yeah! - No, no! (vomits loudly) - Gang way. - Wohoo! - Hey, wait. I'm your instructor. (yells) - Wow. This is amazing. - Wohoo, this is so cool. - No, this is horrible. - Ah, come on Pear. Feel the air on you derrière. (laughs) Who needs sky writing when you have sky rhyming? (laughs) - Knock it off. (vomits loudly) - Hey, you guys can't do stuff like that. You have to listen to me. Skydiving is dangerous. - Nah, don't be a party pooper. Skydiving isn't dangerous. Now sky chainsawing, that's dangerous. Here, take this clouds. (laughs) (chainsaw buzzes) - Oh, what are you doing? Stop that. (laughs) - Barrel roll. (laughs) Yeah, yeah, uh-uh. - Hey, stop that right now. This is not a toy. Nor does it belong in a skydiving lesson. Now knock it off. - Do you think it was wise to just toss that running chainsaw into the air like that? - I'm sure it'll be fine. Now then, for your own safety and as you instructor, you need to listen to me. - Boring. Hey, hey, tomato butt? - My name is Greg. - Okay, hey Gregory tomato butt? - It's just Greg. - Hey, hey Gregory Greg Greg tomato butt pants? - That's even further from what I just said. - Hey Gregorious potanomus tomato butt farts the third? - Holy moly, what is wrong with you? - Buddy, just do us all a favor and let it go. The only way this is going to stop is if you just ask him what. - Fine, what? What do you want Orange, what? - Oh, I just want to tell about the flying motor boat. - What? Where? - Right here. (vibrates lips) - Oh, would you please listen to me? - What's that, I can't hear you over the sound of Pear barfing. (vomits loudly) Wow, you're a real vomit comet, Pear. (laughs) - I hate you so much. (laughs) - We're best friends. It's an inside joke we have. - Orange, not to be a Debbie Downer but I think Tomato has something important to say. - Eh, alright, what do you got Sir General Tomato Butt Pants the third? - That's not my, ugh. Okay, what I was trying to say is that we're almost to 5,000 feet. - Fantastic, well I've lived my whole life without any feet, so this is a big moment for me. (laughs) - No, 5,000 feet in the air. It's almost time to release the chutes. - You wanna see me in birthday suit? You perv. - Ugh. Okay, to release you chute all you have to do is pull this cord. Ready? Here we go. Ugh, why is there candy where my parachute should be? - Yay, snack time. I get the Snickers bar. - Oh, no! (water splashes) - Wohoo, that was so much fun! (vomits loudly) - Oh, thank god we're on land again. - Hey, nice landing dude. - Yeah, you really know how to make a splash with your entrance. (laughs) - You idiot. How I didn't get killed is a miracle. - Hey, I'm not the one who put hunger before safety. - Ahh. You, sir are an imbecile. You're the most annoying irresponsible food I've ever-- - Saw? - Yes, you're the most annoying food I ever saw. - No, saw. (yells) - Orange, you may use any of a variety of nearby objects to cover your burp. A napkin, a handkerchief-- - A squirrel, a fish, your brother? - Huh? (burps loudly) Hey. (laughs) - You guys are right. Burping is way better this way. Hey, hey, Pear come over here. I gotta burp. - [Pear] No, leave me alone. (laughs) - We're best friends.
B2 中高級 惱人的橙子--跳傘! (Annoying Orange - SKYDIVING!) 229 14 Richard Yuan 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字