字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. ahh, bored. (farts,laughs) Farts make everything better. Wait, that wasn't my fart. (grunts, farts) (laughs) - Yeah, beat that. (grunts, farts) - Ohh, that fart was tart. (laughs) - Hey, that looks like a real gas. (laughs) What are you doing? - Uhh. - Nothing. - What do you mean, nothing? Looks like your doing something. - Nope, nope. No, not doing anything. - What's Fart Club then? - What? Uh fart, fart what? What are you talking about? - Fart Club, is that like a new dance club or something? - Uh, excuse me, how do you know about Fart Club? - What do you mean? There's a poster right there. - What? - Dude, what are you doing? A poster? - What? I'm just trying to get our numbers up. - Gah, listen, were not doing anything. Just leave us alone. - What's Fart Club? - There's no such thing. - What's Fart Club? - Doesn't exist. - What's Fart Club? - I'm not telling-- - What's Fart Club? - I can't-- - What's Fart Club? - Would you jus-- - What's Fart Club? - Grr-- - What's Fart Club? What's Fart Club? What's Fart Club Wha, wha, wha, What's Fart Club? - Gah, bro, the first rule of Fart Club is you don't talk about Fart Club. - Hmm, interesting. I better tell Pear. Hey, Pear, do you have five minutes to talk about Fart Club? - Not really. - Hey, what did I just say? - I don't know, dude. I have the attention span of a gerbil. Speaking of which, I really need to get my gerbil waxed. What were we talking about, again? - We were talking about Fart Club. - Dude, first rule! - Whoops, sorry. - Oh yeah, Fart Club. So, as I was saying-- - Hey, you can't talk about Fart Club. - Good. - Ahh. Well, can I sing about it? - No. - Can I interpretive dance about it? - No. - Oh, how about I freestyle rap about it? - No. - Ahh, come on, but I got mad beats! - I'm so angry. - Irrationally angry. - What? (laughs) - Get it? Mad beats? - It's not funny. (record scratches) - Sorry, guys. They didn't like the joke. - [Both Beets] Ahh, man. - Okay, so if rule one says we can't talk about Fart Club then what's rule two? - Rule number two is you don't talk about Fart Club. - What's that? I can't hear you over all the redundancy . - Ah, these rules aren't redundant. They are set that way so that our club retains it's secrecy and utmost integrity. - For crying out loud, you guys just get together and have fart battles. - How'd he figure it out? - Fart battles? Sweet! Where do I sign up? I've got the toots that'll make you hoot. (farts, laughs) - Ha, whatever, bro. Your farts fail in comparison to mine. (grunts, farts) - Whoa, that was a 7.8 on the sphincter scale. - That's not a thing. - Psh, whatever. I can totally beat that. - No way, I'm the fart champ, bro. If you can beat me, I'll let you join Fart Club, no questions asked. - Deal. (grunts, farts) - Whoa, that was an 8.1 on the sphincter scale. - Oh yeah. (grunts, farts) Boom. (grunts, farts) - 8.7 on the sphincter scale. - This is literally the worst thing ever. (grunts, farts) - 8.9, 9.0 ,9.2, 9.4, 9.6. - Ahh, I can taste everything. - 9.7, 9.8, 9.9. - I'm going for a 10. Here it goes. (grunts, farts) - Wow, can the can register a 9.9? Yes he can. (laughs) (screams) Beans, don't mind if I do. (laughs) Welcome to your nightmare. (laughs, farts) (screams) - It's over 9,000. - No, the methane gas. (sparks, explosion) Dude, look what you've done. You destroyed the entire kitchen. - [Orange] I know, right? Man I'm awesome. - Characters that could never carry an entire episode. - Nah, just leave it in the comments, negative Nancy. - Fine, mean time I'm going to lurk nearby until this blows up in your face and I can openly gloat. (laughs) - Sorry, that's just so you. (cracking, grunting) - Thank you muscly muscles. I will kiss you in appreciation later. (sniffs) Whoo, very ripe down there. Ahh. - Ohh, hello there. - Whoa, who's this kung-fool? (laughs) See that? First pitch.
B2 中高級 惱人的橙色 - 屁俱樂部!(壯舉Greg Benson和威爾遜克利夫蘭)。(feat. Greg Benson & Wilson Cleveland) (Annoying Orange - FART CLUB! (feat. Greg Benson & Wilson Cleveland)) 116 7 Richard Yuan 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字