[We told 6 cat lovers they were going to taste test chocolate]

[我們告訴了 6 位貓奴們，今天要請他們來試吃巧克力]

Am I looking forward to tasting some chocolate?

你說我期不期待吃巧克力？

Of course! It's chocolate.

那當然了！這可是巧克力欸。

[But instead, we surprised them with kittens in a box]

[但實際上，我們在箱子裡面放了幾隻小貓]

[The Surprise!]

[驚喜時間！]

Why is it wrapped like a present?

為什麼它包裝得像個禮物一樣？

Oh my God!

噢，我的天啊！

It's a kitten!

是一隻小貓！

Oh my God, it's kittens!

噢，我的天，是小貓！

Oh my God, it's kittens!

哦，我的天，是小貓！

What? This is the best day of my life!

真的假的？今天真是我人生中最棒的一天！

Oh, this isn't chocolate!

噢，這不是巧克力！

Oh my God, hello!

噢，我的老天，你好呀！

This is so much better than chocolate.

這比巧克力好多了。

Oh my God, these are so precious!

噢我的天，他們也太可愛了吧！

Oh, you're making noises!

唉唷，你在喵喵叫嗎？

Oh, he's so small!

哇，他好小一隻喔！

I care so little about chocolate right now.

我現在一點也不在乎什麼巧克力了。

They're so fuzzy!

他們超級毛茸茸的啦！

Where's his tail? Oh, he does have one.

他的尾巴呢？噢，原來在這裡。

I thought he didn't have a tail.

我還以為他沒有尾巴。

You are mine and we are leaving.

你現在屬於我了，我們走吧！

[Why do you like cats?]

[你為什麼喜歡貓咪？]

Cats are the best.

貓咪最棒了。

If you bite the mic, we can't use this audio.

別咬麥克風啦，這樣我們這段錄的音都不能用了。

Cats are great because you work for their attention, but they also will love you so unconditionally.

貓咪超棒的，因為雖然你得奮力爭取他們的關注，但他們也會無條件地愛你。

We hold dogs up as being man's best friend.

我們都說狗是人類最好的朋友。

There are a lot of cats that can give you just as much love and that need homes.

但其實也有很多貓咪可以給你同樣的愛，而他們正需要一個溫暖的家。

You just gotta find a cat that's catered to your personality.

你只要找到一隻符合你個性的貓咪就可以了。

If you want a chill cat, they're out there.

如果你想要的是酷酷的貓，他們確實存在。

If you want a little demon like this guy, they're out there.

如果你想要的是像這傢伙一樣的小惡魔，你也能順利找到。

There're so many cats in shelters that need homes, so if you can, you should foster them or adopt them.

流浪動物之家裡有非常多的貓咪需要溫暖的家，如果可以的話，就去領養他們吧。

Any time I open a box, I'm hoping that there are kittens in it and this time it was true.

每次打開盒子時，我都希望裡面放著小貓，而在今天我的夢想成真了。

I'll take all of them, don't worry.

我全都要了，放心吧。

I'll have all the cats.

我要擁有所有的貓。

I like to wrestle with my cats...with my hands, you know, not my full body. I'm not a maniac.

我喜歡和我的貓咪摔跤......用我的手，你知道，而不是我的全身。我不是一個瘋子。