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  • Have you ever gotten in trouble for playing video games in class?

    你曾經在課堂上玩電動遊戲而惹上麻煩嗎?

  • I'm sure some of you have.

    我相信某些人有過

  • I got into a lot of trouble for playing a game called Runescape on the school's computer.

    我以前因為在學校的電腦上玩Runescape而被處罰

  • This story takes place when I was in grade 5 at the computer lab.

    這事情發生在我5年級的時候,地點是電腦教室

  • I was just doing my own thing and I saw a bunch of guys playing Runescape.

    我一開始在做我自己的事情,之後我看到很多同學都在玩Runescape

  • I joined in since everyone else is playing and I was having an awesome time.

    既然大家都在玩,我便加入他們的行列,那段時間超開心的

  • I was busy killing cows at Lumbridge when the substitute teacher came to me and asked...

    當我瘋狂在Lumbridge殺牛時,代課老師走過來問

  • Is this for...

    這是在

  • Studying!?!?!!

    這是唸書嗎?!

  • Of course it is!

    當然!

  • Look!

    你看!

  • I'm killing cows for attack xp and selling their hides for 300gp each at Varrock.

    我在殺牛賺取經驗,並且在Varrock賣掉牠們的皮換得300元

  • It's a great way to learn about economics!

    這是一個學習經濟的好方法

  • Fuck.

    媽的

  • No, this is a game.

    不,這明明是遊戲

  • Get off the computer and sit over there!!!

    離開電腦過來坐在這邊

  • BITCH!!!!

    賤人!

  • *Scary ambiance...*

    *恐怖氣氛*

  • ... *Looks in horror*

    *害怕的表情*

  • Goddamn it!

    該死的!

  • I was so fucking pissed because I wasn't being treated equally

    當我知道她上次讓其他給她相似回答的學生繼續玩遊戲

  • since I know she let the other kids play last time who gave a similar answer!

    我非常生氣,因為我覺得很不公平

  • Since I was a bit mad,

    我開始感到憤怒

  • I made a bit of a "boo-boo" and said

    所以我發出一點「噓聲」並說

  • "Damn you."

    「媽的。」

  • Her reaction was a very shocked face,

    她的反應非常震驚

  • wide open eyes and she yelled something like...

    眼睛睜得很大,並且大喊

  • WHAT THE FUCK?!

    「你他X的說什麼?!」

  • At that moment, I knew... I had fucked up.

    當下我知道,我搞砸了

  • Everyone else who was playing Runescape or

    其他在玩Runescape或

  • doing something they weren't supposed to,

    在做其他不是課堂該做的人

  • closed their windows and pretended to do something else.

    都關掉視窗並且假裝他們在做其他正經事

  • And I'm just the guy whose taking all the hit for a punishment that should have been theirs.

    而我就是那個人承受著應該屬於他們的挨打和懲罰

  • The damn bitch once again told me to get off the computer as rudely as she fucking could

    這該死的賤人再一次用她最粗魯的方式叫我離開電腦

  • and sit at the table in the middle of the room.

    坐在教室中間的桌子旁

  • I got off as slowly as I possibly could to annoy her,

    我盡我所能慢慢離開電腦,試著惹火她

  • which it did very very much.

    但似乎太超過了

  • She was not amused...not at all

    她並不覺得有趣,一點也不...

  • So there I sat, all alone, for the rest of the class

    所以在剩下的課堂時間,我獨自坐在那邊

  • while she tried to find someone to properly punish me.

    她試著讓其他人合理的懲罰我

  • As I was sitting there, my dumbass classmates

    當我坐在那邊,我愚蠢的同學

  • (That I all hate btw...)

    (我最討厭的那一群...)

  • Were looking at me and gossiping like stupid bitches about what happened to me.

    看著我,並且像笨女人一樣八卦剛剛發生在我身上的事情

  • The Sub came back with the Vice Principal, Ms. Ho

    代課老師帶著副校長Ho女士回來

  • and I had to sit in office while she interrogated me.

    我必須坐在辦公室讓她審訊我

  • I was barely responding to her questions and staying silent for the most part.

    我幾乎沒有回應她的問題,並且大部分時間都保持沉默

  • I just wanted to go back to class and get on with my day

    我只想回到教室裡繼續我的一天

  • but Ms. Ho wasn't going to let that happen.

    但Ho女士並不想饒過我

  • She abruptly stopped all her questions and slammed a pencil and paper

    她突然停止問問題,砰然地放一支鉛筆和一張紙

  • on the desk and made me write an apology letter.

    在桌上,要我寫悔過書

  • The letter was as follows:

    信上如此寫著:

  • Dear Ms _____, I'm sorry for saying "damn you" to you

    親愛的 ____ 女士,我很抱歉我對你說「媽的」

  • I wrote it as not legible as I could.

    我盡可能的把字寫得很醜

  • She could make me print the words

    她可能要我用印刷體寫字

  • but I'm gonna write them the way I want!

    但我只想用我的方式來寫!

  • ...Or so I thought.

    至少我是這麼想

  • But Ms. Ho, being a bitch with no sympathy, made me expand my letter

    但Ho女士變成沒同情心的賤人,叫我詳細說明

  • so it continued:

    所以後面這麼寫道:

  • "It was very wrong of me to say, and I won't do it again."

    「我說這些話是不好的行為,不會有下次了。」

  • Ms. Ho seemed satisfied with that

    Ho女士似乎很滿意

  • and made me write the letter AGAIN

    並且叫我再寫一次悔過書

  • and told me to write it neatly this time,

    她告訴我這次要寫得很工整

  • because if I didn't, I'll have to keep writing it until she deemed it acceptable.

    如果我不這麼做,我必須要一直寫到她覺得可以為止

  • That was my experience with video games in elementary school.

    這就是我在小學打電動遊戲的經驗

  • Thank you for listening to my story and please leave a comment if you had

    謝謝大家聆聽我的故事,如果你有發生任何相似的事情

  • something similar happened to you, I really wanna hear.

    請在底下留言,我很想知道

  • I'll see you in my next video, bye.

    我們下個影片見

  • each one of us turned our heads towards Joyce

    我們每個人轉頭看著Joyce

  • we were all so captivated by the very clear view of her bottom thong, we just stared for the longest time.

    所有人都被她那清晰可見的丁字褲吸引,我們盯著看了非常久

  • when she was finally finished with sharpening her pencil, Joyce left the room.

    當她終於削完她的鉛筆,Joyce離開了教室

  • when she was finally finished with sharpening her pencil, Joyce left the room.

    當她終於削完她的鉛筆,Joyce離開了教室

Have you ever gotten in trouble for playing video games in class?

你曾經在課堂上玩電動遊戲而惹上麻煩嗎?

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