字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Have you ever gotten in trouble for playing video games in class? 你曾經在課堂上玩電動遊戲而惹上麻煩嗎? I'm sure some of you have. 我相信某些人有過 I got into a lot of trouble for playing a game called Runescape on the school's computer. 我以前因為在學校的電腦上玩Runescape而被處罰 This story takes place when I was in grade 5 at the computer lab. 這事情發生在我5年級的時候,地點是電腦教室 I was just doing my own thing and I saw a bunch of guys playing Runescape. 我一開始在做我自己的事情,之後我看到很多同學都在玩Runescape I joined in since everyone else is playing and I was having an awesome time. 既然大家都在玩,我便加入他們的行列,那段時間超開心的 I was busy killing cows at Lumbridge when the substitute teacher came to me and asked... 當我瘋狂在Lumbridge殺牛時,代課老師走過來問 Is this for... 這是在 Studying!?!?!! 這是唸書嗎?! Of course it is! 當然! Look! 你看! I'm killing cows for attack xp and selling their hides for 300gp each at Varrock. 我在殺牛賺取經驗,並且在Varrock賣掉牠們的皮換得300元 It's a great way to learn about economics! 這是一個學習經濟的好方法 Fuck. 媽的 No, this is a game. 不,這明明是遊戲 Get off the computer and sit over there!!! 離開電腦過來坐在這邊 BITCH!!!! 賤人! *Scary ambiance...* *恐怖氣氛* ... *Looks in horror* *害怕的表情* Goddamn it! 該死的! I was so fucking pissed because I wasn't being treated equally 當我知道她上次讓其他給她相似回答的學生繼續玩遊戲 since I know she let the other kids play last time who gave a similar answer! 我非常生氣,因為我覺得很不公平 Since I was a bit mad, 我開始感到憤怒 I made a bit of a "boo-boo" and said 所以我發出一點「噓聲」並說 "Damn you." 「媽的。」 Her reaction was a very shocked face, 她的反應非常震驚 wide open eyes and she yelled something like... 眼睛睜得很大,並且大喊 WHAT THE FUCK?! 「你他X的說什麼?!」 At that moment, I knew... I had fucked up. 當下我知道,我搞砸了 Everyone else who was playing Runescape or 其他在玩Runescape或 doing something they weren't supposed to, 在做其他不是課堂該做的人 closed their windows and pretended to do something else. 都關掉視窗並且假裝他們在做其他正經事 And I'm just the guy whose taking all the hit for a punishment that should have been theirs. 而我就是那個人承受著應該屬於他們的挨打和懲罰 The damn bitch once again told me to get off the computer as rudely as she fucking could 這該死的賤人再一次用她最粗魯的方式叫我離開電腦 and sit at the table in the middle of the room. 坐在教室中間的桌子旁 I got off as slowly as I possibly could to annoy her, 我盡我所能慢慢離開電腦,試著惹火她 which it did very very much. 但似乎太超過了 She was not amused...not at all 她並不覺得有趣,一點也不... So there I sat, all alone, for the rest of the class 所以在剩下的課堂時間,我獨自坐在那邊 while she tried to find someone to properly punish me. 她試著讓其他人合理的懲罰我 As I was sitting there, my dumbass classmates 當我坐在那邊,我愚蠢的同學 (That I all hate btw...) (我最討厭的那一群...) Were looking at me and gossiping like stupid bitches about what happened to me. 看著我,並且像笨女人一樣八卦剛剛發生在我身上的事情 The Sub came back with the Vice Principal, Ms. Ho 代課老師帶著副校長Ho女士回來 and I had to sit in office while she interrogated me. 我必須坐在辦公室讓她審訊我 I was barely responding to her questions and staying silent for the most part. 我幾乎沒有回應她的問題,並且大部分時間都保持沉默 I just wanted to go back to class and get on with my day 我只想回到教室裡繼續我的一天 but Ms. Ho wasn't going to let that happen. 但Ho女士並不想饒過我 She abruptly stopped all her questions and slammed a pencil and paper 她突然停止問問題,砰然地放一支鉛筆和一張紙 on the desk and made me write an apology letter. 在桌上,要我寫悔過書 The letter was as follows: 信上如此寫著: Dear Ms _____, I'm sorry for saying "damn you" to you 親愛的 ____ 女士,我很抱歉我對你說「媽的」 I wrote it as not legible as I could. 我盡可能的把字寫得很醜 She could make me print the words 她可能要我用印刷體寫字 but I'm gonna write them the way I want! 但我只想用我的方式來寫! ...Or so I thought. 至少我是這麼想 But Ms. Ho, being a bitch with no sympathy, made me expand my letter 但Ho女士變成沒同情心的賤人,叫我詳細說明 so it continued: 所以後面這麼寫道: "It was very wrong of me to say, and I won't do it again." 「我說這些話是不好的行為,不會有下次了。」 Ms. Ho seemed satisfied with that Ho女士似乎很滿意 and made me write the letter AGAIN 並且叫我再寫一次悔過書 and told me to write it neatly this time, 她告訴我這次要寫得很工整 because if I didn't, I'll have to keep writing it until she deemed it acceptable. 如果我不這麼做,我必須要一直寫到她覺得可以為止 That was my experience with video games in elementary school. 這就是我在小學打電動遊戲的經驗 Thank you for listening to my story and please leave a comment if you had 謝謝大家聆聽我的故事,如果你有發生任何相似的事情 something similar happened to you, I really wanna hear. 請在底下留言,我很想知道 I'll see you in my next video, bye. 我們下個影片見 each one of us turned our heads towards Joyce 我們每個人轉頭看著Joyce we were all so captivated by the very clear view of her bottom thong, we just stared for the longest time. 所有人都被她那清晰可見的丁字褲吸引,我們盯著看了非常久 when she was finally finished with sharpening her pencil, Joyce left the room. 當她終於削完她的鉛筆,Joyce離開了教室 when she was finally finished with sharpening her pencil, Joyce left the room. 當她終於削完她的鉛筆,Joyce離開了教室
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