字幕列表 影片播放
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♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪
(歡樂的主題曲)
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(Finebros) So today we're going to show you a series of videos
(法恩兄弟)今天我們會給你們看一系列的影片
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- but the challenge is-- - Not to laugh?
但挑戰是——不能笑?
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(Finebros) You cannot smile or laugh.
(法恩兄弟)你不能微笑或大笑。
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Oh no!
噢不!
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- Not even smiling? - (Finebros) Not even smiling.
-連微笑都不行嗎? -(法恩兄弟)連微笑都不行。
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The difficult part is my resting face is smiling!
困難的是我沒有表情的時候就在微笑!
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I'll just think of sad things.
我就只要想一些難過的事情。
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Okay, okay.
好吧,好吧。
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(giggling)
(咯咯笑)
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Okay, okay, okay. I'm fine.
好了,好了,好了。我還行。
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Not yet. (giggling)
還沒。(咯咯笑)
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Okay, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
好了。我準備好了,我準備好了,我準備好了。
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(reporter) Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend, the zombie.
(記者)回到Waterfront村的現場直播和我的朋友,殭屍。
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Jonathan, you're looking good.
強納森,你看起來氣色不錯!
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Jonathan just got an awesome face paint job.
強納森剛做完了一個很棒的臉部彩繪。
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What do you think?
你覺得如何呢?
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- I like turtles. - Mmm-mmm.
- 我喜歡烏龜。 - Mmm-mmm.
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(reporter) What do you think?
(記者)你覺得如何呢?
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- I like turtles. - (reporter) All right!
- 我喜歡烏龜。 - (記者)好吧!
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I like turtles.
我喜歡烏龜。
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- Who-- (giggles) - (reporter) All right!
- 誰(咯咯笑) -(記者)好吧!
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- You're a great zombie. - That's it.
- 你是個很棒的殭屍。 -就這樣。
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(rejection buzzer)
(淘汰鈴聲)
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I like turtles. (giggles)
我喜歡烏龜。(咯咯笑)
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(reporter) All right!
(記者)好吧!
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- (laughing) Did I lose? - (rejection buzzer)
- (大笑)我輸了嗎? - (淘汰鈴聲)
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I like turtles.
我喜歡烏龜。
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(reporter) All right, you're a great zombie.
(記者)好吧,你是個很棒的殭屍。
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(flatly) He likes turtles. Great. Whatever.
(平淡的)他喜歡烏龜。很好。隨便啦
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I like turtles too.
我也喜歡烏龜。
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(mumbling) I almost lost it... and it was a stupid video.
(喃喃自語)我差點控制不住...而且這是個愚蠢的影片。
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(hairstylist) Now watch when I flipped her hair back.
(美髮師)現在看我將她的秀髮往後甩。
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Did you see the difference of this hair?
看到頭髮上的差異了嗎?
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- Gorgeous hair. - (in video) My god, yes.
- 美麗的秀髮。 - (影片中)我的天阿,是的。
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(hairstylist) Look at that! Is that gorgeous?
(美髮師)快看!這美麗嗎?
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Who would want to look like that?
誰會想要看起來像這樣?
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(hairstylist) This hairspray is amazing.
(美髮師)這罐髮膠太神奇了。
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Now, do you love my Plump N' Thick?
現在,你們喜歡我這罐 Plump N' Thick 嗎?
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(lady on phone) I abso-- I keep, like, eight cans at a time.
(電話中的小姐)我當然...我一次有大約八罐。
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(hairstylist) Oh, girl, let me give you a kiss!
(美髮師)噢女孩,讓我給你一個吻吧!
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(chuckles)
(輕聲笑)
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- No! - (rejection buzzer)
不!(淘汰鈴聲)
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(in video) Let me give you a kiss! That is good! Mwah!
(影片中)讓我給你一個吻吧!這太好了!Mwah!
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That was-- whoa!
那是...哇!
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- I fell on my booty! - (chuckles softly)
- 我跌坐在地上! -(輕聲的笑)
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- Okay, can I try again? - (rejection buzzer)
- 好吧,我可以再試一次嗎? -(淘汰鈴聲)
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(in video) Let me give you a kiss. That is good! Mwah!
(影片中)讓我給你一個吻吧!這太好了!Mwah!
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That was-- whoa!
那是...哇!
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- (laughing) - I fell on my booty!
-(大笑) - 我跌坐在地上!
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(rejection buzzer)
(淘汰鈴聲)
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- Good! Mwah! - I don't--
- 很好!Mwah! - 我不...
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- That was-- whoa! - (fails to stifle laughter)
- 那是...哇! - (沒有忍住笑聲)
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Dang it! Did I lose?
可惡!我輸了嗎?
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- Dang it! - (rejection buzzer)
可惡!(淘汰鈴聲)
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That was-- whoa! I fell on my booty!
那是...哇!我跌坐在地上!
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Yes, you did.
是的,你是。
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Good! Mwah!
很好!Mwah!
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That was-- whoa!
那是...哇!
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- Good! Mwah! - Mmm-mmm.
- 很好!Mwah! - Mmm-mmm.
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- That was-- whoa! - Mmm-mmm.
- 那是...哇! - Mmm-mmm.
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Good! Mwah! That was-- whoa!
很好!Mwah!那是...哇!
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(cracking up) Oh no!
(大笑)噢不!
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They replayed it! That's cheating.
他們重播影片!這是作弊!
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(rejection buzzer)
(淘汰鈴聲)
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♪ (dramatic music) ♪
(戲劇性的音樂)
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Uh-oh.
呃喔。
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♪ (dramatic music) ♪
(戲劇性的音樂)
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(echoing) ♪ Young man, young man ♪
(回聲)小夥子,小夥子,
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♪ There's no need to feel down ♪
不必感到沮喪。
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(severely autotuned) ♪ I said young man ♪
(嚴重的混音效果)我說小夥子,
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♪ Pick yourself off the ground ♪
振作起來吧。
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- (giggles softly) - ♪ I said young man ♪
(輕輕的笑) 我說小夥子,
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- ♪ Cause you're in a new town ♪ - (rejection buzzer)
因為你在一個新的城鎮 (淘汰鈴聲),
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♪ There's no need to be unhappy ♪
沒有必要不開心。
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(autotuned) ♪ Young man, young man ♪
(混音)小夥子,小夥子,
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♪ There's a place you can go ♪
你可以去一個地方。
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♪ You can stay there ♪
你可以留在那裡,
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It's not even funny.
這根本不好笑。
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♪ You will find many ways to have a good time ♪
你會找到很多種過得愉快的方法。
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♪ No YMCA ♪
怎麼沒有 YMCA。
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(cooing)
(哦!)
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Oh, look at that go.
噢,看看這個。
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You're just too cute for words.
你可愛的無法形容。
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I really wanna smile.
我真的很想微笑。
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(in video: laughter)
(影片中:笑聲)
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(suppressed laughter)
(壓抑的笑聲)
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(laughing) They just spin out of control!
(大笑)他們轉得失控了!(迅速的失控)!
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(rejection buzzer)
(淘汰鈴聲)
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Well, he's lost it.
他失控了。
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I think they're okay. I'm just trying not to laugh.
我覺得他們還行。我只是試著不笑而已。
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Uh-oh. Dangerous.
呃喔...危險。
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(groans) That's rough work. Yeah.
(呻吟)那是個粗活。是的。
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(in video: snickering)
(影片中:竊笑)
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I feel like that since I've seen these before, it's much easier not to laugh.
我覺得因為我之前已經看過這些影片了,所以比較容易不笑。
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How did he get from there to there?
他是怎麼從那邊到那邊的?
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Hit him with that. Hit him with that shovel.
用那個打他。用那個鏟子打他。
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Daucher breaking in and--
Daucher闖入了然後...
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- (Finebros) That's it! - Did I make it?
- (法恩兄弟)就這樣! - 我成功了嗎?
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- You won! - Can I-- wait, I can smile now? Okay.
- 你贏了! - 我可以...等等,我現在可以笑了嗎?好的。
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I was just biting my cheeks, trying not to smile.
我剛剛咬住我的雙頰,試著不笑。
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Great emotional control here.
很好的情緒控制。
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I'm a Jedi, you know.
我是Jedi(星際大戰中的角色),你知道的。
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Yay! I like dry, witty sardonic humor.
耶!我喜歡冷幽默和詼諧諷刺的幽默。
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Not found on YouTube all that often.
不是那麼常在Youtube上找到。
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Thanks for watch us trying not to smile or laugh on the React channel.
感謝大家收看React頻道,看我們試著不微笑或大笑。
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Subscribe! New shows every week.
訂閱我們!每個禮拜都有新的節目。
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You have a video you think will make me laugh?
你有你認為會讓我笑的影片嗎?
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Put it in the comments.
在底下留言吧!
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Goodbye! Bye, guys.
掰掰!各位 !
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♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪
(歡快的主題曲)