TTOOK ME ALMOST 30 SECONDS TO SAY THE NAME DONALD TRUMP.

DO YOU CARE ABOUT HIM AT ALL?

>> I COULDN'T GIVE LESS OF A ( BLEEP ).

IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.

I COULDN'T-- BECAUSE IT'S THE 2016 ELECTION.

>> Stephen: YEAH, YEAH.

>> AND IT'S 2015 RIGHT NOW.

>> Stephen: RIGHT, RIGHT.

>> SO I DON'T CARE UNTIL WE'RE IN THE SAME YEAR AS THE THING

I'M SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT.

>> Stephen: ARE YOU A CITIZEN?

CAN YOU VOTE?

>> NO, I CAN'T.

TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION.

YOU GOT ALL PISSY ABOUT IT WHEN WE DID IT.

WHERE'S MY VOTE.

I'LL THROW YOUR COFFEE INTO THE RIVER.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ).

>> Stephen: NO TEA?

THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT WE DID.

>> THAT'S THE BEAUTY.

BECAUSE WE'RE ON HALF AN HOUR A WEEK WE DON'T HAVE TO CARE ABOUT

THE ELECTION.

>> Stephen: THAT'S NICE.

THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO SAY ALL THE PERSONALITIES IN THE ELECTION

ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE ISSUES.

YOU TALK ABOUT IMPORTANT THINGS.

WHAT DO YOU THINK PEOPLE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT INSTEAD IN DID

THE DEBATES.

>> ANYTHING THAT IS NOT ELECTION RELATED.

>> Stephen: REALLY?

>> THERE ARE PLENTY OF PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD THAT THEY MIGHT

WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAN THEMSELVES DISPLZ THOSE ARE SAD,

THOUGH, JOHN, VERY SAD.

MEANWHILE, HIS HAIR.

>> IT'S GOOD.

>> Stephen: IT'S VERY GOOD.

YOU KNOW IT'S MADE OF COTTON CANDY.

>> IT SURE IS.

>> Stephen: DO YOU MISJON STEWART AS MUCH AS I DO.

>> YES, I MISS HIM HUGELY.

I LOVE THAT MAN.

>> Stephen: DID YOU SEE TREVOR, THOUGH?

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: I THOUGHT TREVOR CRUSHED.

HE DID A 48 JOB.

>> HE DID GREAT.

BUT HE'S TAKING ON THE IMPOSSIBLE.

YOU CAN'T REPLACE THE IRREPLACEABLE.

>> Stephen: I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE.