Katniss Everdeen!

凱特妮絲艾佛汀

No weapons and no magic.

禁用武器跟魔法

Let the rap battle begin!

饒舌戰開始!

I’m Katniss and I can’t miss

我是凱特尼斯，我絕不誤失

I’m the fastest, you can’t catch this

我速度快到你跟不上我

Make a last wish

寫下遺願吧

Gonna need three cannons for this hat trick

來個三響砲變這帽子戲法

So sick of your schtick

你的怪樣讓我噁心

All I do is win, you nitpick

我是天生的贏家

That’s why I’m the hero

這就是為什麼我是英雄

and you’re just a sidekick

而你就只是個小跟班

Pathetic and predictable

可悲又沒梗

I’m hot on your trail

你逃不出我的手掌心

Coulda had a Viktor

本來可以選個猛男

but you chose ginger fail?

你卻挑了個紅髮男

I bet with wands drawn

他的那根魔棒

he’s still just a yawn

也搞不出甚麼把戲

with performances worse

你戲演的比Michael Gambon還遭

than Michael Gambon

你戲演的比Michael Gambon還遭

Got a Nimbus up your butt?

騎了根光輪掃帚嗎 ?

Well, let’s probe deeper

你可以在騎深一點

Never played quidditch

永遠別想跟我玩魁地奇

but you know I’m a keeper

明知我是個金牌守門神

You must be drunk on butterbeer

你大概奶油啤酒喝茫了

Now grab a cloak and disappear

快套上隱形斗篷閃退吧

Who wants to kick this witch’s ass?

誰想要教訓這個女巫?

Hmmm… I volunteer!

恩...我自願!!

Oh, there’ll be no trouble

喔~你對我不是甚麼問題

‘cause on stage you struggle

反正你會自己找台階下

I’ll be charming and disarming

我將會風騷全場

while I waste this rubbish Muggle

看我怎麼料理你這個麻瓜

I’ll end this blasted skrewt

我會宰了你這爆尾釘蝦

Propaganda prostitute

招牌傳播妹

who thinks she’s so cute

還自以為很可愛

with her Girl Scout salute

不過是女童軍敬禮

Just a tribute

區區一個貢品

Can’t decide which guy’s sweeter

連男人都不知怎麼選

Share your bread with Gale

跟蓋爾分享麵包

then stuff your mouth with Peeta

卻跟皮塔分享嬌唇

How does it help the poor

開打內戰是要怎麼扶弱濟貧?

to start a civil war?

開打內戰是要怎麼扶弱濟貧?

Your story’s a bore

你的故事很老梗

Why don’t you plagiarize more?

你可以在抄更多梗

It’s been done before

類似的劇情很多

Ask Dumbledore

問問鄧不利多

It’s Battle Royale set in 1984

根本<1984>混搭<大逃殺>

And furthermore

喔對了

if you’re keeping score

如果你們還在記分

that’s five more points for

葛萊芬多

Gryffindor!

加五分

I’ll drill this dentists’ daughter

我會電爆這牙醫之女

here in her alma mater

在她的母校裡

‘bout to slaughter this otter

是時候宰了這條水獺

Even Potter knows I’m hotter

連波特都知道我比你還正

I stomp career jocks

我屌打職業貢品

Kick your British buttocks

踹飛你這英佬屁股

For this Riddle, second fiddle

你只是解謎的小助理

You’re the Watson to his Sherlock

就像夏洛克的華生

Turn back the clocks

倒轉時間

Tick tock, tick tock

滴答 滴答

Odds ever in my favor

機會永遠對我有利

‘cause you rap like an Avox

你說唱的像個去聲人

Shock the mic like a wire

甩開麥克風

You’ll fry and die on a pyre

你會慘死在柴火中

‘cause you’re gonna get burned

因為你就要被這個烈火女孩

by the girl on fire

燃燒殆盡

On fire? Oh!

燃燒嗎?

Just like your dad

就像你老爸

or the hospital you visited

還是說那間

to film a quick ad

你拍工商廣告的醫院

I’ve got the cortex

我聰明絕頂

to ace my subjects

駕御所有領域

I've got that bad blood

我跟你槓上了

while you run with rejects

而你還是廢物樣

These coal miner rednecks

這些礦工鄉巴佬

need reality checks

真該好好看清楚

You’re just another pawn

你不過就是個

in the military complex

戰爭遊戲中的小卒

A fashion figurehead

一個時尚花瓶

for the underfed

誰也餵不飽

Brilliant, you survived

好棒棒，你活下來了

but Rue’s still dead

小芸還是死了

The difference between you and me is

實戰經驗跟紙上談兵

book knowledge and street smarts

就是我們的差別

Step to the Mockingjay

想對抗學舌鳥

you’ll end up with scar marks

你只會得到一道疤

It’s like you’re hijacked

你像中了迷魂藥

You’re mental, delirious

恍神到精神錯亂

We find it funny

我們覺得很可笑

but you’re dead Sirius

你就像那死掉的天狼星

I’m the pro with a bow

我是專業神射手

and the flow to overthrow

百步穿楊一箭終結

Mr. Snow and his

總統史諾和他的

whole freaking reality show

怪誕實境秀

Little miss perfect

完美大小姐

though what’s truly twisted

但最扭曲的是

on your parents’ happiest day

你父母最開心的一天

they forgot you existed

就是忘了你的那一天

I bust bars like Haymitch

我和黑密契一樣有本事

The smartest witch, I own this bitch

最天才的巫師,我玩弄你這婊子

Hey, how are you still hungry

嘿.有那兩塊小鮮肉

in that beefcake sandwich?

你怎麼還是一樣飢餓

Fraud wedding, fake baby

假結婚又偽懷孕

and your flames don’t exist

你的火焰也不存在

So-called star-crossed lovers

所謂的苦命鴛鴦

need a camera to kiss

也只是在螢幕前作樣

I sling unforgettable verses

我成就那難忘的篇章

like unforgiveable curses

如那些不可饒恕的詛咒

What’s worse is

最慘的是

your universe isn’t immersive

你自以為宇宙中心

Your glory’s only temporary

你的榮耀只有煞那間

Your country is a mortuary

你的家園成了太平間

Next on your itinerary

你的下個巡迴演出

Kill yourself, eat the berries

吃下莓果自殺吧

You did such a great job

你表現的真好

I didn't mean any of those awful things that I said

那些話我都不是有意的

I know, sweetie, I know

親愛的我知道

Saucy!

真俏皮