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  • Knock it off. Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.

  • Knock it off. Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.

  • - Hey, Jay! - Brodie, man. Noochie-noochies.

  • - Hey, Jay! - Brodie, man. Noochie-noochies.

  • And look at this shit. The mad, fat chick killer.

  • And look at this shit. The mad, fat chick killer.

  • Can't believe how fast word travels in this town. What's he doing?

  • Can't believe how fast word travels in this town. What's he doing?

  • Shithead here watched Empire and Jedi and he's been trying to do the Jedi mind trick.

  • Shithead here watched Empire and Jedi and he's been trying to do the Jedi mind trick.

  • Crazy fuck thinks he'll levitate shit with his thoughts. Knock it off!

  • Crazy fuck thinks he'll levitate shit with his thoughts. Knock it off!

  • - The force is strong with this one. - Don't encourage him.

  • - The force is strong with this one. - Don't encourage him.

  • l was just telling T.S. we gotta find Jay and Silent Bob.

  • l was just telling T.S. we gotta find Jay and Silent Bob.

  • lf there's any one that can help us out, it's the two guys who have less to do than us.

  • lf there's any one that can help us out, it's the two guys who have less to do than us.

  • What is this shit? Everyone's looking for us today.

  • What is this shit? Everyone's looking for us today.

  • We're duckin' Tricia 'cause she wants to talk to Obi-Wan about her video setup.

  • We're duckin' Tricia 'cause she wants to talk to Obi-Wan about her video setup.

  • - Why him? - Silent Bob's an electrical genius.

  • - Why him? - Silent Bob's an electrical genius.

  • He won the science fair in eighth grade...

  • He won the science fair in eighth grade...

  • by turning his mom's vibrator into a CD player using chicken wire and shit.

  • by turning his mom's vibrator into a CD player using chicken wire and shit.

  • Motherfucker's like MacGyver-- No, motherfucker's better than MacGyver! Knock it off!

  • Motherfucker's like MacGyver-- No, motherfucker's better than MacGyver! Knock it off!

  • - lt's that kind of smarts we need, right, Mopey? - Leave me out of this.

  • - lt's that kind of smarts we need, right, Mopey? - Leave me out of this.

  • So we need you to embark on a little sabotage mission on behalf of T.S.'s love life.

  • So we need you to embark on a little sabotage mission on behalf of T.S.'s love life.

  • [ Mumbling ]

  • [ Mumbling ]

  • Stage dive.

  • Stage dive.

  • You know about this game show they got goin' on here?

  • You know about this game show they got goin' on here?

  • We need you guys to somehow ensure that it doesn't happen.

  • We need you guys to somehow ensure that it doesn't happen.

  • - ls that it? We were gonna do that anyway. - Why?

  • - ls that it? We were gonna do that anyway. - Why?

  • What else we gonna do? Silent Bob stole the schematic of the stage...

  • What else we gonna do? Silent Bob stole the schematic of the stage...

  • from some foolish carpenter and found a weakness, just like the fuckin' Death Star.

  • from some foolish carpenter and found a weakness, just like the fuckin' Death Star.

  • He figures you pull this crossbeam out-- bickety-bam! The whole stage comes down.

  • He figures you pull this crossbeam out-- bickety-bam! The whole stage comes down.

  • We were thinkin' about somethin' simple, but if you wanna destroy the stage, we're all for that.

  • We were thinkin' about somethin' simple, but if you wanna destroy the stage, we're all for that.

  • - Only problem is LaFours. - Who's LaFours?

  • - Only problem is LaFours. - Who's LaFours?

  • You don't know LaFours? They don't know who LaFours is.

  • You don't know LaFours? They don't know who LaFours is.

  • LaFours is only the most feared security guard in the business.

  • LaFours is only the most feared security guard in the business.

  • Four hundred and sixty collars, all convicted. l hear he's even got two kills.

  • Four hundred and sixty collars, all convicted. l hear he's even got two kills.

  • Holy shit. l never thought l'd see the day when two such reputable mischief makers...

  • Holy shit. l never thought l'd see the day when two such reputable mischief makers...

  • douse their drawers at the sight of a mall security guard.

  • douse their drawers at the sight of a mall security guard.

  • Shit, bitch, we're gonna bust that stage like a high school kegger.

  • Shit, bitch, we're gonna bust that stage like a high school kegger.

  • We're just gonna outwit LaFours, X-Men style.

  • We're just gonna outwit LaFours, X-Men style.

  • - Should l call you ''Logan,'' Weapon X? - No, ''Wolverine''!

  • - Should l call you ''Logan,'' Weapon X? - No, ''Wolverine''!

  • Snicktey-snicktey-snoime!

  • Snicktey-snicktey-snoime!

  • He's imitating Wolverine's berserker attack with his adamantium claws.

  • He's imitating Wolverine's berserker attack with his adamantium claws.

  • - l never would've guessed. - You have your mission. Go forth, wreak havoc.

  • - l never would've guessed. - You have your mission. Go forth, wreak havoc.

  • Bye, baby kitties. Damn, Silent Bob, show some heart.

  • Bye, baby kitties. Damn, Silent Bob, show some heart.

  • - [ Whistling ] - That's better. We're on the job.

  • - [ Whistling ] - That's better. We're on the job.

  • Thanks.

  • Thanks.

  • l have to admit l'm shocked you didn't try to dissuade them.

  • l have to admit l'm shocked you didn't try to dissuade them.

  • [ Chuckles ] l would if l thought they could pull it off.

  • [ Chuckles ] l would if l thought they could pull it off.

  • Oh, ye of little faith. Want a cookie?

  • Oh, ye of little faith. Want a cookie?

Knock it off. Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.

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