字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - Please put me in you and let me wiggle around until I start spitting wildly! (upbeat music) Halloween is a time for ladies to dress sexy, and dudes to dress stupid. - Straight dudes are obsessed with dicks. - They're just funny! - Naturally, every Halloween, you see a bunch of dudes wearing gross dick costumes. (Keith makes a barfing noise) - Why the fuck is everyone talking about penises so much? - They're floppy, they get hard, they have little funny hats. - Guys should try to look sexy on Halloween too, and the least sexy thing you can do is to look like a pervert. - We're gonna join in on the fun. - I'm fully naked and ready to try on some Halloween costumes! - [Voiceover] Modern Halloween fashion inspired by the Middle East. - I'm like a droopy hot dog. (Keith makes a flute noise) - It's a snake charmer! - I was promised penis. (Eugene laughs) - Oh, the inference is that my dick is gonna bite you. - This is a little racist. - Do I just put it between my butt cheeks? Oh! - The snake's got no eyes, this is a shitty snake. - If I'm gonna have a fake dick, at least I want a cool fake dick. - The best use of this is just to scare people. (yells) - Who would think this is a good idea? - Ow! Ow! Something bit me, or something in the suit. There'd better not be a spider in here. - ♫ The hills are alive, with the sound of culturally insensitive dick comedy. - [Voiceover] Free breathalyzer tests. - First of all the guy in the costume looks like Pewdie Pie. - You're supposed to blow on the dick. - Has this ever worked? - People would have to be pretty wasted to find you attractive in this. Also, if you want someone to suck your dick wear something cute. (Keith laughs) - Does it make my butt look good? Worthless. (Keith laughs) - I'd rather go as a hot vacuum cleaner, 'cause at least the function is cool. - [Keith] Why is there a pie chart? - Maths, graphs! - It makes sense to me that the math on here doesn't make sense, because I assume anyone who wears this costume did flunk out of school. - But if I saw somebody wearing this, I'd probably suck their dick. (blowing noises) - [Voiceover] There's nothing less sexy than a sex offender. - This next one's special! - This is the sexy Bernie Sanders costume. - Ahh, there's a dick in my face! - Weiner alert! - Ohh, I just grabbed it by the dick. - Now I'm horrifying. - Hi! - So this outfit is called the flasher. I'll show you why. - Honey, I'm home! - They only come in white. Oh I have a big problem with this costume. - That's not how a nut sack works. - They don't each get their own bag! - My wife would divorce me if I wore this. - It's awful. However, I'm excited to see a montage of everybody trying to helicopter with it. - It's not the true weight of a penis. - See you later boner body. Oh hello, boner body. (Eugene laughs) - Do we just stick it in? - It's got a long shaft. - This is what a sperm must feel like. - I've always wondered what it would be like to be a huge embarrassment to my family. - Wrong hole. I'm a penis! - Eyes up here. - Though it'd be funny if it had a hole for your actual dick to stick out. Dickception! - Obviously the life of a party. - Where do you put your wallet and keys? - I have a history of not liking giant dicks. - I feel like this is something some fashion designer would send down the Paris runway. Oh this does kind of look like the Yeezy line doesn't it? - How does my head look? - Do I look uncircumcised now? - How cute would it be if we just had a nice little shoulder shawl? You put a little hood! - They're really dicking me over with the padding. - I think everybody in the world can agree that this is too funny. Now let me run around! (Keith caws like a bird) (Eugene laughs) - Penis! - Let me inside of you! (Zach spits) What, what else do you say when you're a big dick? Look at me, I'm the cock of the walk! - It's not that you're wearing a dick costume, it's how you wear it. - The only way that I would be cool with this is if I saw a bunch of girls wearing this. You go girl, you own that dick. - [Voiceover] Oh god, what is that! - Did you just throw a vagina at me? - Well if you thought the penis was bad, what about a vagina? - Someone dropped it on the ground, our vagina's dirty already. Just gotta get a little spit in there. - This actually is very similar to costumes my mom would make for me when I was a kid. In construction! - This isn't a great vagina. - Do I look cute? - First off, you can't penetrate it. - Hey! Look who's ready to party! - Where's the clitoris? Am I the-? - Is my face the clitoris? - Am I the clitoris? Oh my god. I'm the clitoris! - So I should rub it? - ♫ Teachin' kids about sex! - Who's your audience? - Keep that closed 'til you're ready to get pregnant! 'Cause that's what'll happen if ya'll kids have sex. - At the very least, there should be a hole so I could like throw babies at people from the inside of my stomach. - This is fetus-Eugene. - What a toasty vagina! - It's hot as fuck in this vagina! This is the warmest vagina I've ever been in. - This is like, negative sexy points. - One giant vagina is gonna keep all the vagina's away, I promise you that. - I wanna know, who buys these costumes. - They're all gross. - My advice is, don't wear these. - You know, if wanna dress up as a giant dick, or a giant vagina, go ahead. Just know that people probably are gonna wanna not talk to you again. - [All] Happy Halloweiner! - And happy Hallovaginer! Get in there! Get in there! Get inside, yes, come one, all the way in! (blowing sound) - What's weird is that I feel the vibrations of you blowing, vibrating my dick, so it is doing somethin'! - Heyyy!
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