Open it ,you lost.

開，你輸啦。

What?

什麼？

You lost.

你輸啦。

My design work is making the rounds with the entire company.

公司每個人都知道我的設計作品。

We're talking 500 people in our company.

我說的可是一個五百人的公司。

The head boss emails me directly.

頂頭上司直接給我發郵件。

Congratulating me.

祝賀我。

This is…quite a big…deal!

這真的是很了不起。

You fu*king btch.

你這個爛人。

I love you.

我愛你。

I love you, too.

我也愛你。

I love you.

我愛你。

oh…

喔．．．

This one looks good.

這件好好看喔。

It’s good.

好看。

[singing]

[唱歌中]

You're always so selfish.

你從來都是那麼自私。

You never think about me.

你就沒有考慮過我的感受。

You hang out with your friends everyday.

整天和朋友瞎鬼混。

I just feel like you can be really passive aggressive, sometimes

我就是覺得你有的時候非常消極攻擊，

And I just don't want you to have that anger bottled up inside of you.

我只是不希望你都把憤怒壓抑在心裡。

It will only turn into resentment.

這樣只會轉化成更深的憤怒。

Babe, l'm sorry.

寶貝對不起。

This is for you.

這是買給你的。

Well, I'll forgive you this time.

好吧，這次就原諒你了。

Baby, I am so sorry about those horrible things I said just then.

寶貝，對於我剛剛說的蠢話，我真的很抱歉。

I’m projecting my own frustrations onto you.

我把我的氣撒到你身上了。

And it's not your burden to bear.

這不是你該承受的。

You are perfect and special, and I need to treat you that way.

你很完美、很特別，我應該好好對你的。

Darling

親愛的

We've been together for six months.

我們在一起六個月了。

I love you, you love me.

我愛你，你愛我。

My Chinese zodiac is horse, yours is dog.

我屬馬，你屬狗。

Our birth dates align perfectly, so…

我們生辰八字、性格取向都合拍，所以...

Marry me.

嫁給我吧。

Oh, I do!

喔！我願意!

Finally

終於說了

Honey

親愛的

We've been dating now for 11 years.

我們已經在一起十一年了。

We've been living together for 8.

我們住在一起已經八年了。

And we have a dog together.

我們一起養了一條狗。

Will you marry me?

你願意嫁給我嗎？

Yes!

我願意

Finally.

終於說了。

What's your job?

你做什麼工作的？

Where do you plan to buy a house?

準備在哪裡買房？

What's your plan for the future?

以後有什麼打算？

I……

我......

How much white wine can you drink?

白酒能喝多少？

You're a golfer?

你打高爾夫球？

Welcome to the family, son.

歡迎加入這個家庭，孩子。

Hand it over.

拿出來。

Go on.

繼續。

Is that all?

沒了？

That's all.

沒了，都給你了

Do you think I would believe you? You think you can deceive your wife?

你覺得我信？你能騙過你老婆？

[WTF]

[什麼?]

Babe…

寶貝．．．

I think someone stole our credit card information.

我覺得有人盜取了我們的信用卡訊息。

There are all these weird purchases.

買了一些很奇怪的東西。

A 70 inch plasma TV.

一個七十寸的等離子電視。

A 5 year subscription to Powered Protein Monthly.

訂購了五年的《健美先生》雜誌。

And a digital beverage helmet.

一個飲料頭盔。

Who would buy that?

誰會買這些東西？

Are we ready for this?

我們真的準備好了嗎？

Is this the right time?

這真的是對的時間嗎？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Having a baby is a huge responsibility.

生小孩要承擔很大的責任。

I mean…

我的意思是...

Are we gonna have time for it?

我們真的有時間嗎？

Honey

親愛的

I'm pregnant.

我懷孕了。

We finally did it!

終於搞定了！

Our parents will leave us alone now.

我爸媽終於不用再煩我們了。

Yeah!

太好了！

Don't forget the wipes like you did last time!

不要再像上一次樣忘記濕紙巾!

I got the wipes! I got the wipes!

我拿濕紙巾了！拿了！

God!

我的天

Baby powder!

嬰兒爽身分粉!

I got the powder, I got the powder !

我拿了爽身粉了！拿了！

Obviously!

當然拿了!

What do you think I don't have powder?

你覺得我不會拿爽身粉嗎？

I know, daddy's a Fu*cking loser.

我知道爸爸就是大傻瓜。

Do not screw this up again!

別再搞砸了!

I am ontop of it, ok?

我在拿了，好嗎？

Are you doing Huggies or we doing the natural kind?

我們要用哈吉斯還是純天然的那種？

Are you seriously asking me that right now?

你現在還問我這種問題？

Am I seriously asking?

我真的這麼問了嗎？

I’m seriously about to punch you in the head.

我現在真的是很想揍你的腦袋。

Do you know that?

這個你知道嗎？

I am a human being as well.

我也是人啊。

Hurry the fu*k up!

快一點！

Are we bringing Mr. Fluffer?

我們要帶上熊先生嗎？

You know she can't go anywhere without Mr. Fluffer!

你難道不知道他沒有熊先生哪都不能去嗎！

I will Mr. Fluffer you.

熊先生個頭啊！

Mom, here you go.

媽，給

Oh, a baby

喔，寶寶啊

Let's go!

走了!

Bye bye!

再見!