Oh, God.

噢，天啊。

Hey, let's go!

嘿，快一點！

(whistling)

（吹口哨）

Let's do this.

來吧來吧。

Oh, not again.

噢，不要又來了。

Can you keep a duck?

可以養鴨子嗎？

What are the newest shapes?

最新的體型是什麼？

What are you gonna do with this information?

你知道這些東西是可以幹嘛？

Is Superman circumcised?

超人有割包皮嗎？

Are dentists more afraid of you?

牙醫生會比較怕你嗎？

No, in fact, this one killed a lion.

不會，事實上，這個人還殺了一隻獅子。

Hot hands and feet.

手腳發熱。

Is this salt or sugar?

這到底是鹽還是糖？

Is what salt or sugar?

「什麼東西」是鹽還是糖？

Sistine Chapel, how old Michelangelo?

米開朗基羅畫西斯汀教堂時幾歲？

33.

33歲。

Moon landing, how old Neil Armstrong?

尼爾阿姆斯壯登陸月球時幾歲？

38.

38歲。

Became president, how old Barack Obama?

歐巴馬當總統的時候幾歲？

47.

47歲。

Still got three years!

我還有三年！

Upload these photos of my nephew?

可以幫我上傳這些我外甥的照片嗎？

You know, you might consider uploading these to Google+.

你告訴你，你可以考慮一下把這些照片傳到 Google+ 呦。

It's a lot like Facebook meets Google.

這邊很像是臉書跟谷歌的合體。

It's really starting to take off.

這正要開始流行呦。

Oh, uh, great.

噢，呃，好。

Mm-hmm, I'll check it out.

恩....我之後再去看看。

Can kangaroo be milked?

可以從袋鼠身上擠奶嗎？

Is it your or you're?

這裡應該用 “your” 還是 “you're” ？

In what context?

你要講上下文啊！

Not only is it awesome, but it's also free for you and for all your friends.

這不只超酷，而且不管你或你的朋友還是全都是免費的喔！

I just wanna watch Minecraft videos.

我只想看創世神影片。

Who else is British?

還有誰是英國人？

Sensitive tongue?

敏感性舌頭？

Climate change is not real.

氣候變遷才不是真的。

Climate change is real.

氣候變遷是真的。

Climate change is not real.

氣候變遷才不是真的。

Fine.

隨便你啦。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

Get outta here.

滾出去。

Anna Kendrick boyfriend?

安娜坎卓克（歌喉讚女主角）有男友嗎？

You really think you have a chance?

你真的覺得你有機會把到她喔？

Sweating behind the ears.

耳朵後面流汗是為什麼？

If you're worried, go see a doctor.

如果你很擔心這個就去看醫生啊。

Is LiveShark still funny?

鯊魚現場秀還好笑嗎？

Is the Internet working?

網路有連上嗎？

I want you to think about this for a second.

我希望你可以花幾秒鐘自己好好想想這個問題。

Do a barrel roll.

來翻滾一圈給我看看。(在 Google 打 Do a barrel roll 整個頁面會翻轉一圈)

No, don't type that down!

不！不要搜尋那個！！！

No, why would you type that!

不！！！你幹嘛要輸入那個！！！

Grab onto something!

抓緊身邊的東西！

Hot hands and feet.

手腳發熱。

Cancer.

癌症。

Thanks for watching.

感謝你的收看。

Click here to subscribe, click here for more videos,

歡迎點這邊訂閱，或是點這邊看更多影片，

or don't click at all.

或是你乾脆什麼都不要點。

I don't give a fxxk.

我才不管勒。

I do, I give many fxxks.

好啦其實我很在乎。

Please click.

拜託點一下。