I was wondering if after all these years you would like to meet.

我在想經過了這些年 你是否還想碰面

Just have a drive around.

兜兜風就好

Hello?

喂?

Hello from the outside.

從外頭的呼喚

Alright. See you in a minute.

好 等會見

Great.

太贊了

Oh, thanks for this. I appreciate it.

喔 感激不盡

It's gonna be fun.

我們會玩得頗開心

It's gonna be fun.

恩恩

Right.

對

You are looking fine right now.

你看起來很美

Thank you very much. Seriously. Loving this bob.

感激你 認真來說 我超喜歡你的鮑勃頭

Oh thanks.

喔 謝謝

It's a triumph.

真的超讚的

Thank you very much.

謝謝誇獎

It's a triumph.

真的超讚的

It's a mum's bob?

會不會太想當媽媽的

I'm still worried that I look like all me mum's friends.

我怕我看起來像我媽的朋友

No, I don't think so.

不 我不這麼認為

I mean it's more manageable than the hive.

我覺得這比蓬蓬頭好整理

I'm gonna use the hairline.

我想讓髮線自然

I can't work out if I wear a wig or like a weave.

真不知道我該不該戴假髮

I mean what I like you are coming to me for this advice.

我喜歡的是 你竟然諮詢我的建議

Do you mind if we listen to music?

你介意我們聽音樂嗎?

Listen to some.

聽點歌吧

It's such a shame that it's raining.

一直下雨還蠻可笑的

I feel like Americans are gonna assume England is rubbish.

我覺得美國佬一定覺得英國一直下雨很鳥

Hello? Can you hear me?

喂? 聽得到嗎?

I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be.

我在加州回想著我們從前的點點滴滴

It's no secret that both of us are running out of time.

這已經不是秘密 我們並非命中注定

It's amazing.

你的歌聲很猛

So hello from the outside.

從另一頭的問候

At least I can see that I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart,

至少我不斷地想告訴你 傷了你的心 我很抱歉

but it don't matter it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore.

但也沒關係了 往事早已雲淡風輕

That's me playing the drums.

那是我在打鼓

No.

哪是

That's you playing the drums?

真的是你在打鼓?

I was playing the drums.

真的是我在打鼓

No way.

不可能

You were shredding on the drums.

你是在鼓上切菜吧

That's what I always said. You are the female Phil Collins.

你是女版的 Phil Collins 我總是這麼稱呼的

Oh my goodness. I spilled this tea.

天啊 我把茶潑了

I got a new coat at...a tea situation.

這件大衣是我在.......................一個緊急的潑茶事件發生了

You're driving! What are you doing?

你在幹嘛? 你在開車ㄟ

I can hold it for you while you wipe down.

你在清理的時候 我可能幫你拿一下杯子

I am alright.

我沒事啦

No this is alright. No one is gonna see it.

對阿沒事 反正沒人看到

That was so funny right just now. I was such a geek.

剛超好笑的 像個怪胎

Like you used to be.

跟你從前一樣

I got drunk three times in a row recently

最近我連續三次喝酒都喝醉

No.

也太扯

Yeah, cos Christmas.

對阿 聖誕節嘛

Right.

也是

The other days I went for dinner with all my best friends.

有幾天我一直最好的朋友們約出去吃飯

one of them I haven't seen before Christmas,

其中一個我們聖誕節前一直都沒見到

so we met out to give him the present

所以我們決定碰個面 順便給他禮物

Get there at 19:45

19:45抵達

and I'm sitting there it's like 8 o'clock.

坐到大概八點

I'm thinking where is he?

心裡在想 他到底跑去哪了

and I called him and said where are you?

然後我打給他然後說 你到底在哪?

and it's 20:45, so I'm sitting there for an hour on my own looking like such a loser

然後到了20:45 獨自坐在那一個小時 像個魯蛇一樣

so I ordered a glass of wine

所以我點了一杯酒

and then I had another glass of wine

然後又點了另一杯酒

and then i spot another family

然後迷茫之中 我看別桌有一家人在用餐

and I'm like Imma over and get drunk

我就想說 好 我要走過去然後喝忙

did you call my name earlier

我跟他們說 你們剛剛有叫我的名字嗎?

sorry I had my security with me

拍謝 我的保鑣也有隨行

He was being protective and whatever

他剛想保護我 就不讓我過來

It's your birthday. Let me get your meal fee

喔 今天是你們在傾注生日

I paid for their meal

餐費就由我來付吧

and then I had another glass of wine

然後我又喝了一杯

My friend of mine had another two glasses of wine.

我朋友來了之後 也喝了兩杯

Bear in mind that I didn't have a drink for like 8 months.

我可是8個月都沒碰酒

and then the next day in like the park with my kid

隔天我去公園遛狗

and I find this e-mail address in my pocket

我在口袋找到一張寫著一個e-mail紙條

from another family from Nashville who obviously told me that the show was sold out

很明顯是一個來自Nashville的一家人告訴我演唱會的票賣完了

so I mangaged to get them tickets to Nashville

所以我幫他們想盡辦法用到票

is that what happens when I'm drunk

這些就是我喝醉時會發生的蠢事

I suppose we should start singing

我覺得我們應該開始唱歌了

yeah one more glass of wine I might

再一杯酒我就唱

guys

大家

take them back to the start

從頭開始唱

Never mind I will find someone like you

放心吧！我會找到一個像你一樣的人

I wish nothing but the best for you, too

我也只是希望你一切順利

don't forget me I beg

我求你別忘了我

I remember you said, "Sometimes it lasts in love, sometimes it hurts instead."

記得你說過

Nothing compares, no worries or cares

有時因愛而活，有時卻也因它而受傷

Regrets and mistakes, they're memories made

但留在記憶中的盡是懊悔與所犯的錯

Who would have known how bittersweet this would taste?

這箇中滋味誰知

Never mind I'll find someone like you

放心吧！我會找到一個像你一樣的人

I wish nothing but the best for you, too

我也只是希望你一切順利

Don't forget me, I beg

我求你別忘了我

I remember you said, "Sometimes it lasts in love, sometimes it hurts instead."

記得你說過 有時因愛而活，有時卻也因它而受傷

What do you listen to in your own car?

你在自己的車裡都聽些什麼

Well, I just put the radio on

我就把收音機打開就這樣

But you used to be a huge Spice Girls fan

但是你以前是個Spice Girls鐵粉

Like I said the other day, it wasn't genuine

像之前講的 不算真的鐵粉拉

No

不

It was a huge moment in my life when they came out

他們出現時 算是人生中很重要的時刻

girl power, 5 ordinary girls who just like did so well who just like got out

女人勢力上揚 五個普通女孩 就這樣飛黃騰達

I was like I wanna get out

我就在想 我也想要紅

I wanna get out and it was really important period of my life

想紅的時候也是我人生很重要的階段

didn't you used to have like Spice Girls parties

你們以前不是流行Spice Girls派對嗎?

on my own on my 10th party it was 5 of us

對阿 我第十次派對就只有五個人

it was Spice Girls

真的是Spice Girls

who were you with

你那時候有誰

I was with Jerry

那時候Jerry還在

and then she left that was the first time I was truly heartbroken

然後他退了 那可是我人生中第一次有心碎的感覺

then she left?

他就退了?

Yeah

對阿

that was someone like you is about

所以那是"Someone Like You"這首歌在講的

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,

我會跟你說我渴望的人事物

So tell me what you want, what you really really want,

你也要跟我說你渴望什麼

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,

我會跟你說我渴望的人事物

So tell me what you want, what you really really want,

所以，告訴我你想要什麼，你真正想要的是什麼

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zizazig ha.

我真的想要的是zigazig

If you want my future forget my past,

如果想要我的未來，那就忘掉我的過去

If you wanna get with me better make it fast,

如果想和我在一起，那就最好迅速一點

Now don't go wasting my precious time,

不要浪費我寶貴的時間

Get your act together we could be just fine

趕快行動，我們會相處愉快

So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me you gotta listen carefully,

We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,

we got G like MC who likes it on an Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,

and as for me you'll see,

Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down zizazig ah

You're singing from a DOY

你的生涯是由一人樂團開始

a happier place

一個比較自由自在的階段

does it worry you that you won't be able to write the hits

但你不會擔心寫不出東西嗎

well I was worried about that for sure

我當然會擔心

and I feel like it's gone well

但我覺得一切都蠻順利的

but It's also part of you know

但這也是你人生的一塊 你懂的

I want my fans to come on like a journey with me

我想要粉絲們跟我一起參與這趟旅程

It's also one of the reasons that I named my albums after my age as well

這也是為何我以我的年齡來當專輯的名字

It is sort of like Polaroids of most of my life at that time

這就好像我人生每個階段的拍立得

when do you think you will stop?

你覺得你什麼時候不會再用年齡當專輯名字

oh this is the last album I named after my age

喔 這是最後一個了

No

不會吧

I believe in trilogy

我相信三部曲這種事情

No cos I want it to be like 77

我希望你可以一直出到77

leave me alone

走開走開

just me and my cat

我跟我的貓就夠了

bad lady aren't I

暴躁的老女人對吧

No one knows me like you do

沒人像你這樣如此了解我

And since you're the only one that matters Tell me who do I run to?

你是我生命中的唯一 你說 我還能跟誰再一起

Look, don't get me wrong I know there is no tomorrow

親愛的聽好了 別誤會 我知道盡頭已經在不遠處

All I ask is

我只希冀

If this is my last night with you

如果這是與你同在的最後一晚

Hold me like I'm more than just a friend

請緊抱我 不只是朋友那樣

Give me a memory I can use

賜予我永生難忘的記憶

Take me by the hand while we do what lovers do

牽起我的手 如同從前相愛的我們

It matters how this ends

如何結束很重要

Cause what if I never love again?

萬一我們不會再相愛了怎麼辦?

I'm actually crying

我其實正在哭

It's too much

太動人了

You probably hang out with like Beyonce and Tracey, your friends

你會跟Beyonce Tracey或你的朋友出去玩吧

we are very friendly when we see each other

對阿 我們見到彼此的時候是非常和氣的

but have you ever thought about getting your own squat

那你有沒有想過跟圈外人自己一掛

like Taylor Swift has got a squat

像Taylor Swift就有一群圈外人的朋友

I have my own squat

我也有自己一掛阿

mine is like Laura Daniel and Sophian

我的就有 Laura Daniel 跟 Sophian

but my hunch is if you put together a squat which is like you, Beyonce, Jennifer Lawrence

但我的預感是 如果一群人有你 Beyonce Jennifer Lawrence

she would bring Amy Schumer

Jennifer 會帶著 Amy Schumer

and then like Ema Stone, Taylor Swift's squad

然後Ema Stone Taylor Swift的朋友也來

They are Amazonian I'm also tall

他們會像亞馬遜叢林部落的矮冬瓜吧 我這麼高

You guys will fight dirty I think

我的預感是 你們廝殺一片

I heard a rumor

我聽到一個謠言

that it should be surprising

很令人驚訝的傳聞

some fans are quite the rappers

有些粉絲很會rap

you can spit some rhymes

你也很會rap

I'm not that talented on me own

其實我沒那麼有才華拉

but you can spit some lyrics

但你可以rap幾句

you've got some rhymes in your locker

來幾句吧

Pull up in the monster automobile gangster

我把我巨霸無比的卡車停在路邊

with a bad bitch that came from Sri Lanka

我來自斯里蘭卡的老妹也坐在車上

yeah I’m in that Tonka, colour of Willy Wonka

對 我在Tonka牌卡車裡面 跟電影巧克力冒險工廠的金卷一樣金

you could be the King but watch the Queen conquer

西洋棋裡的國王只會被將軍 皇后總是掌握權力

OK first things first I’ll eat your brains

好的 首先 我把你的腦子吃了

then I’mma start rocking gold teeth and fangs

大秀我的金牙

cause that’s what a motherfucking monster do

這就是他媽的怪獸會做的事情

hairdresser from Milan, that's the monster do

我有的潮的出水的設計師

monster Giuseppe heel that’s the monster shoe

Giuseppe Zanotti牌的高跟鞋 這是怪獸會穿的鞋

Young Money is the roster and the monster crew

Young Money就是最屌的唱片公司

and I’m all up all up all up in the bank with the funny face

我有錢到 在銀行都笑著領錢

and if I’m fake I ain't notice cause my money ain't

如果我整過型 我根本不在乎 因為老子有錢

but really really I don’t give a F-U-C-K

但說真的 老子根本不在乎

forget barbie fuck Nicki she’s fake

別管芭比娃娃 我比較猛

she’s on a diet but her pockets eating cheese cake

我在節食 但我口袋深得很

and I’ll say Bride of Chucky is child’s play

殺人娃娃Chucky根本是一碟小菜而已

just killed another career it’s a mild day

又扼殺一個歌手 今天天氣真是好啊

pink wig, thick ass, give em whiplash

粉紅假髮 大屁股 給他們進擊的鼓手般的震撼

I think big get cash make em blink fast

厚厚一疊鈔票 你眨眼都來不及

now look at what you just saw, this is what you live for

你睜大眼睛 好好看看 你該成為的樣子

Ah, I’m a motherfucking monster!

阿 我就是他媽的怪物

so now you're Grammy you're Oscar

所以現在你有葛萊美獎也有奧斯卡獎了

now what you need is an Emmy and Tony

你現在需要艾美獎跟東尼獎

Tony is pretty unlikely though

東尼獎應該不太可能

write a huge musical

就寫個大型音樂劇

well I haven't got time for that

老娘可沒時間

not right now but at some point

不是現在 但時機到了就行了

what if I want kids

萬一我要小孩怎麼辦

shut the front door

閉上嘴巴

the sooner that you realize you're Adele

當你知道你是Adele

how did you do that?

你如何成功的?

It's me Adele

對 是我 Adele

when you are booking restaurant

當你在訂位的時候

do you have to go and they go what name

你會不會要說...他們說什麼名字?

and you go Adele the Adele

然後你說Adele 對 那個Adele

no i never dropped the name in case they call the paps

我從來不會曝露自己的名字 怕他們聯絡狗仔

and then they are like sorry no tables

然後他們會說 拍謝 訂位已滿

a lof of times

很常這樣啊

I have to get somebody else to call I can't drop me own name

訂位我都要找人代訂 我不能講自己的名字

like me dropping A bomb

像我放Adele炸彈一樣

I kinda like the phrase dropping the A bomb

我很喜歡Adele炸彈這個詞

that's what I quite like

我真的很喜歡

you have to drop the J bomb

那你就必須丟James炸彈

yeah not oddly not such a big deal

不會很怪阿 沒什麼人知道是我

hello it's James the James

喂 我是James 對 那個James

it doesn't work quite as well for you as it does for you

James炸彈效果沒有Adele炸彈這麼好啦

We could have had it all

我們本來能擁有一切

Rolling in the deep

在深淵裡煎熬

You had my heart inside of your hand

你的手心曾握著我的心

And you played it, to the beat

跟著它的脈動撥弄著

I have been thinking about the talk

我一直想跟你講件事

and I think and listen you can say no to this or just to have a think about it

你當可以說不要或者就想想看就好

I think you need like a heart man

我覺得你需要個真心愛你的男人

during the up numbers

在25歲前

because it's emotional right

因為人還是離不開情感的

there are gonna be a lot of people proposing their way home

會有很多人跟你求婚的

during the up numbers how about..

在25歲前 不如..

then I come up with the floor

這時候我從舞台下面浮了上來

Everybody go woah woah woah woah woah woah get your hands up oh oh oh oh oh

大家一起來吶喊

Everybody put your fist in the air

把手方在空中甩

come on friends in the left keep your hands inside the car

左邊的朋友 請不要把手伸出窗外喔

Thank you so much for driving around with me

感激你跟我兜風

Oh thank you

喔 謝謝你

Genuinely its a pleasure

真的很開心

I absolutely loved it

我也很非常開心

A huge thank you to the incredible Adele for driving around London with me

很謝謝Adele跟我在倫敦兜風

If you enjoyed you should absolutely subscribe to the late-night show channel right here

如果喜歡 你一定要訂閱這個頻道

And you could click here to watch my afternoon with Stevie Wonder of Carpool Karaoke

你也可以點這裡 來看我跟Stevie Wonder下午邊兜風邊唱歌的影片

Thanks for all your support see you soon

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