Hey everyone welcome to this new 2min Japan video!

嗨大家好，歡迎來到 2 分鐘看日本！

Woah we got a new background, isn't that neat?

今天我們有了全新的背景，很酷吧？

Actually I'm sitting really awkwardly on the ground.

其實我本人現在正在以一種奇怪的姿勢坐在地上。

Fuck this...put this back...

這該死的... 把這個放回去...

Usually I film from the other side but I thought "Hey it's 2016, let's do something new!"

通常我是從另外一邊拍，但我想說：「嘿都 2016 年了，我們來點新玩意吧！」

Ha ha ha ha!

哈哈哈哈！

I'm making this video because THIS happened today:

今天之所以做這部影片的原因，是因為發生了這件事情：

Aaah, doing casual stuff with my camera...

啊，跟往常一樣拿著我的相機到處拍攝...

Oh what's this?

噢這是什麼？

That's weird...

這真是怪了....

A package for me...?

給我的包裹？

I usually don't get any mail..

通常我不會收到信....

Mostly because my door doesn't have any letterbox.

最大的原因是因為我根本沒有信箱。

And why am I talking to myself...?

然後我幹嘛跟自己說話？

Oh well! Let's just...

喔好吧！先把它...

That's right guys today we're gonna do Slime Curry!

沒錯各位，我們今天要試吃史萊姆咖哩！

This was given to me by Yummy Japan.

這是由 Yummy Japan 所提供的。

I'm not the first one to try it, there's a whole bunch of videos about this blue curry thingy!

其實我不是第一個試吃的。網路上有很多關於這個藍色咖哩的影片。

But hey you know how much I like FOOOOOD!

但是嘿，你也知道我有多愛食物！

So I couldn't wait to try it.

所以我真是迫不及待想試吃啦！

On the back there's all the instructions about this curry thing.

背面這邊有些關於咖哩的說明。

Doesn't it look good?

看起來很棒吧？

Let's get cooking shall we?

我們開煮吧！

Let's enter the magical world of the 2min Japan kitchen!

一起進入2分鐘看日本廚房的魔幻世界！

Yeah, let's go-- woah.

好，開始－哇噢。

Let's go, yeah!

好，開始吧！

First let's open this package!

首先，我們要先把包裝打開！

The package is opened.

包裝打開了！

And it comes in this little bag.

裡面會出現這一小包。

It's really simple to cook, the instructions actually say...

還滿容易煮的，說明上寫說...

Oh yeah...it's fucked up.

喔對了，包裝毀了。

Now please pay attention because the next steps are gonna be really tricky.

好，現在注意了，因為接下來的步驟很需要技巧。

Did you get it?

你看懂了嗎？

Let's put some gas on.

現在讓我們打開瓦斯爐。

Woohoo! It's ready!

耶！準備好了！

Okay let's start pouring!

來把它倒進去吧！

Let's cut it here.

從這邊剪開。

Smells pretty good but.. TADAH!

聞起來滿讚的，可是... 鏘鏘！

I don't know why but the smell of curry...and this..color...

我不知道為什麼，但咖哩的香味... 搭配這個顏色...

I almost threw up in my mouth. Omataseshimashita!

讓我差點吐了出來。お待たせしました！ (「久等了」的日文)

Okay time to try it out, I got my fork.

好，試吃時間到，我拿好叉子了。

Let's eat!!!

開吃！

I really don't wanna eat it.

我真的不是很想吃它。

Let's dip in.

好我們開吃吧！

There's some chicken inside.

裡面有些雞肉。

Oh and there's cubes of something.

這邊有些不知道是什麼東西的切塊...

It's like, very dark.

顏色挺深的。

Hey!! it's actually pretty good!!!

嘿！其實滿好吃的！

I love it! It's really good! HAHAHA

我愛上這個了！味道超讚的！哈哈哈！