Just posting an update.

只是發布一個新的動態

Yeah....uh.

是…噢

We need to talk about your status updates.

我們需要討論你的動態

Why?

為什麼

Umm, because they're coming across a little...arrogant

嗯，因為他們顯得有點自大

Arrogant?

顯得自大？

What do you mean?

你的意思是指？

Well, let's take a look here, shall we?

好吧，我們來看看這裡，可以吧?

Pull up your profile.

拉起你的個人檔案

Here we go.

就在這裡

Just saved the day.

剛剛拯教了世界

Just saved the day.

剛剛拯教了世界

Just got back from saving the day.

剛剛拯救世界回來

Here I go to save the day.

我要去拯救世界

Just saved the day twice.

剛剛二次拯救了世界

I'm saving the day.

我正在拯救世界

Just saved the day tagged with Wonder Woman.

剛剛拯救了世界，標籤註明和神力女超人

Just saved the day.

剛剛拯救了世界

And you just posted something new, what does it say?

然後你剛剛發佈了一些新的東西，它的內容是？

Ah, just saved the day.

噢，剛剛拯救了世界

Yeah, I just rescued these people while you were reading that.

是啊，在你剛剛讀那些動態的時候我拯救了一些人

Well, that's my point.

嗯，這就是我想說的

What?

什麼？

You're flooding everyone's updates with the same message.

你用同樣的訊息塞滿每個人的動態

Think you could tone it down?

覺得你可以減緩一點

Tone down the earth constantly needing my assistance?

你是在叫這個地球減緩對我的需求嗎 ?

No, I don't think I can, because I've been at it for a long time

不，我不覺得我可以，因為我這樣已經有一段時間了

and it doesn't seem to be letting up.

但它的情況似乎沒有改善

Well, maybe you shouldn't post your victories online every time.

嗯，或許你不應該每次都在網站上發佈你的勝利

Some people might take it the wrong way.

有些人可能會誤會

Are you jealous?

你在嫉妒嗎？

No, I'm not jealous. My updates are awesome. Check it out.

不，我沒有嫉妒。我的更新都很棒。來看一下

Ok, well that is a debatable definition of awesome. But how is that not arrogant?

好吧，很棒的定義是有爭議的。但是這樣為什麼就不自大?

Because it's the truth.

因為這些是事實

Well, so is what I post.

嗯，但我發佈的也是啊

I save the day all the time. That's what I do, save the day.

我一直都在拯救世界。這是我做的，拯救世界啊

I'm probably gonna save the day tomorrow.

我明天或許會拯救世界

And I'm gonna be Batman tomorrow.

而我明天是蝙蝠俠

Because I'm Batman.

因為我是蝙蝠俠

Haha! I need to tweet that real quick.

哈哈，我要立即把他放在推特上

I'm starting to think you started this conversation just so you could say, "Because I'm Batman."

我開始覺得你開啟這個對話只是為了強調「因為我是蝙蝠俠」

Well I'm starting to think...you're on to something.

嗯，我開始在想…你大概說對了

Hey...How come you guys won't accept my friend request?

嘿…你們為什麼不接受我的好友邀請 ?

Uh, we will...as soon as you make a good movie.

噢，我們會的…一旦你有一部好的電影