Eh boy, you wanna... you wanna... I got you a present.

嘿，男孩，想要... 想要嗎？ 我有個禮物要送你。

Good-looking boy, you wanna come home with me?

小帥哥，你想跟我回家嗎？

Can I be your mom?

我可不可以當你媽媽？

Look, I... if I were you mom, I'd shower you with gifts.

瞧，如果我是你媽，我什麼都可以買來送你。

Come on! Hey, hey, come here!

理我一下嘛！嘿，來我這裡！

I was talking to a friend the other day, who told me:

前幾天我跟一個朋友聊天，他跟我說：

I have been trying to send him signals, but I just don't think he's picking up on them.

我一直暗示他很久了，但他好像都沒有懂我的暗示 。

Why don't you just ask him out?

你幹嘛不直接約他出去？

Good one.

好主意！

Oh, (you're) serious.

噢，你是認真的。

Oh! No, no, I can't do that.

噢！不，我沒辦法那樣啦。

Why?

為什麼？

Well, I mean...

唉唷，我就...

Now, I've always aggressively chased the boys that I've liked.

我總是很主動去追我喜歡的男生。

When I was a kid, I would make it abundantly clear if I like-liked you.

在我還小的時候，我會很直接了當的讓你知道我很喜歡你 。

[To Devin]

[致 Devin]

[I like-like you. If you like-like me back, buy me a pizza.]

[我很喜歡你。如果你也很喜歡我的話，請我吃片披薩吧！]

As an adult, my habits haven't really changed.

長大後，我還是沒有改掉我的習慣。

That's a cute picture of me, huh?

我在照片裡長的挺可愛的吧！

I was a kid, yeah, good-looker!

我還年輕，是個小正妹。

But I've been surprised to find that a lot of my female friends are very reluctant to ask guys out.

但我很驚訝地發現，我許多的女性友人們都非常被動 。

When I ask them about it, they have all kinds of excuses.

每次談到這種事情時，他們總能找到各種藉口。

I don' know. Guys love the chase.

我不知道欸，男生比較喜歡自己追啦。

I'm not aggro like you, Anna.

我又不像 Anna 你這麼主動。

I don't think I could handle that kind of rejection.

我怕我沒辦法承受被拒絕的壓力。

So ladies, I have three very good reasons why you should ask the next guy out.

女孩們，讓我分享三個我們該主動追愛的好理由。

One: What's the worst that could happen?

首先，更糟的情況會是什麼？

He says "no"?

他直接拒絕你。

So what? Rejection's not the end of the world.

那又怎麼樣？ 被拒絕又不是世界末日。

And that kind of pressure is something that guys face every single time they wanna ask a woman out.

而且這種怕被拒絕的壓力是男生每次約女生出去時都會有的 。

Two: Time.

第二，把握時間。

I don't know about you, but when I'm crushing on someone, I waste so much time fantasizing about what their butt looks like.

我不知道你的情況怎麼樣，但我自己在迷戀上某人的時候，會浪費超多時間在那邊幻想他們的屁屁長什麼樣子。

Just ask him out. Get some answers. Get that butt.

直接去搭訕他們吧！親自找出答案。直接觀賞那個屁屁。

Three: Missed opportunities.

第三，不要錯失良機。

Look, putting yourself out there and putting your feelings out there is very vulnerable and scary; it's a hard thing to do.

我明白要你直接豁出去跟人家表白很容易讓自己受傷，心裡也會覺得害怕。而這的確是件困難的事。

But some guys are maybe too shy to ever do that.

可是有些男生可能因為太害羞，根本不敢主動表白。

So imagine, all of the missed loves that you never had because you were both too afraid to approach each other.

你想想看，有多少愛情全是因為彼此都不敢跨出第一步而錯過的。

Plus, think about how much easier this would make the whole dating process.

而且，想想你主動出擊的話，會為整個約會的過程省去很多麻煩。

If you aren't asking people out, you're basically sitting around, waiting for someone to come find you.

如果你不主動出擊，你就只能空坐在那，等待別人上門。

You wanna know how Brad and I started dating?

你想知道我是怎麼開始跟 Brad 談戀愛的嗎？

I asked him out.

我直接去搭訕他。

I hit him up on Facebook and I said, "Hey, I think you're cute and I'd like to take you out to dinner." And we ended up chatting about his childhood ferrets 'til 4 a.m.

我在臉書上敲他跟他說「嘿，我覺得你很可愛，想邀你共進晚餐。」結果最後我們聊他小時候養的雪貂聊到凌晨四點。

But, I've also been rejected, a lot, throughout the years by guys who, either didn't like how aggressive I was or didn't like me as a person or didn't find me attractive or, I don't know.

不過，多年來我也被拒絕過非常多次。有男生不喜歡我如此的主動，或不喜歡我這個人本身，或是覺得我不夠有吸引力，或其他我不知道的原因。

They don't always tell me.

不是每個人都會告訴我為什麼。

So, who knows?

所以，誰知道會發生什麼事呢？

Go out there, lady friends. I implore you.

勇敢去追愛吧，女孩兒們！拜託你們。

And the next time you see a cutie, hit him up.

下次遇到帥哥的時候直接去搭訕他吧！

I'd like to ask you out, um, with this, here.

我想要約你出去，你看這個。

That's a present for you, 'cause I think you're real cute, and I wanna show you that uh... that I like you, and I wanna cuddle.

這禮物送你，因為我覺得你有夠可愛的。我想讓你知道我喜歡你，而且我想抱抱你。

Thanks so much to Loot Crate for sponsoring today's video.

感謝 Loot Crate 贊助今天的影片。

For those of you who don't know, Loot Crate creates cool subscription boxes that have a new theme every month.

跟沒聽過這家公司的人說明一下，Loot Crate 專門打造酷炫的訂閱禮物盒，每月都會有新的主題。

It's like a surprise present to yourself or to your kitties.

這就像買個驚喜禮物送給你自己，或是你的貓咪。

You have until the 19th of the month to order because they all ship out at the end of the month.

你可以在每月的 19 號以前預訂，因為他們在月底才出貨。

And you can order just one crate or subscribe for the gift that keeps on giving.

你可以只訂一盒，或是持續訂閱會每月寄送過來的禮物。

So I got December's galaxy-themed Loot Pets box, which, I've never unboxed anything before, so this is exciting.

像我就拿到了十二月的銀河主題寵物禮盒。我從來沒有開箱過，好刺激啊！

Aw, that's cute!

這好可愛哦！

Uh, it came with galactic snaps, freeze-dried beef liver snacks for dogs.

裡面有銀河脆條，狗狗專屬的冷凍乾燥牛肝點心。

I have four cats, so maybe they can eat that, even though they're not dogs.

我有四隻貓，雖然是狗食，但牠們應該可以吃吧。

Oh, they got a pet collar that looks kinda futuristic.

哦，還有看起來蠻有未來感的寵物項圈。

We got a new bowl.

我們有新的碗了！

That's perfect cause we broke a bowl the other day.

來得真巧，因為我們最近才剛摔破一個碗。

It's a Firefly Troublemaker ceramic pet bowl. Thank you.

這碗叫做螢火蟲麻煩製造者。酷斃了！

Oh, my God, there's a sweater. Is it a sweater?

天啊，是件毛衣。這是件毛衣嗎？

It's a tank top. Oh, my God!

是件坦克背心，我的天呀！

They have their own magazine, and it's a Pug!

還有公司出品的雜誌，封面是巴哥犬。

January's theme is invasion.

一月份的主題是入侵。

You can sign up by clicking on the link below in my video description.

想訂閱的話，可以點影片底下的網址前往註冊。

And don't forget to sign up by the 19th at 9 p.m. Pacific to get January's crate.

別忘了，記得在 1 月19 號，太平洋時間晚上九點前訂閱，才能得到一月份的禮物盒喔！