another lazy plotless farted-out comedy, that America will

inexplicably pay to see...

VOICE (CONT'D) Grown Ups.

VOICE (CONT'D) Join an all-star cast of comedic

actors...and Rob Shneider, as they dish out more of the mindless crap

audiences love:

VOICE (CONT'D) Pee jokes.

VOICE (CONT'D) Poop jokes.

VOICE (CONT'D) Fart jokes.

VOICE (CONT'D) More pee jokes.

VOICE (CONT'D) And...more fart jokes.

VOICE (CONT'D) Prepare to give up your own hard

earned money to pay for these rich actors to go on vacation with their

families.

VOICE (CONT'D) Seriously. This movie cost 80

million dollars, and they shot it at a lake!

VOICE (CONT'D) It's lowest common denominator

comedy at it's laziest, substituting plot, wit, and

character with guys getting hit in the faces...

VOICE (CONT'D) Guys getting hit in the foot...

VOICE (CONT'D) Guys getting hit in the dick...

VOICE (CONT'D) And even more fart jokes.

VOICE (CONT'D) Journey along with these celebrity

man-babies, as they try to become grown ups!

VOICE (CONT'D) Lenny's got Adam Sandler problems:

he's too rich and his wife is too hot.

VOICE (CONT'D) Kurt is African American, but he

can't play basketball.

VOICE (CONT'D) Higgs will have sex with anything,

just like David Spade

VOICE (CONT'D) Robb has two hot daughters, that

his friends creepily want to bang.

VOICE (CONT'D) And fat Kevin James is fat.

VOICE (CONT'D) Did we mention he's totally fat?

VOICE (CONT'D) Hahaha! (Fart noise)

VOICE (CONT'D) So get ready for another lazy Adam

Sandler movie full of the things you've come to expect:

VOICE (CONT'D) Product placement

VOICE (CONT'D) Adam Sandler's friends

VOICE (CONT'D) And jokes so devoid of humor,

creativity, or effort you won't know when to laugh...but don't

worry, they will!

VOICE (CONT'D) Alright we got it.

VOICE (CONT'D) OK, that's enough.

VOICE (CONT'D) It's really not funny, guys.

VOICE (CONT'D) Still not funny.

VOICE (CONT'D) Jeez, it's really not funny.

VOICE (CONT'D) Starring...

VOICE (CONT'D) Not Chris Farley

VOICE (CONT'D) Also Not Chris Farley

VOICE (CONT'D) Every Movie Hates Chris

VOICE (CONT'D) Las Bewbs

VOICE (CONT'D) Adam Sandler's Friend

VOICE (CONT'D) Whoever that cross-eyed dude is.

VOICE (CONT'D) And a carrot.

VOICE (CONT'D) Grown Ups

VOICE (CONT'D) You know, if you see Grown Ups 2

you're only encouraging him. NOOOOO!