Hello from the dark side

來自「黑暗面」的問候

Oh my god. When Kylo Ren... - That was crazy

天啊！當基羅．雷恩..... 那真是太瘋狂了

Hey, spoilers, spoilers. - Sorry. -Sorry.

欸，劇透（不要透露劇情） - 抱歉 - 抱歉

Who do you think Rey’s parents are? Ok, so I have a lot

你們認為誰是芮的爸媽？ 好，所以我有很多....

You and me we just don’t get along

你跟我只是合不來

You make me feel like a digimon

你讓我覺得像是個「數碼寶貝」

Digimon are the champions.

數碼寶貝是第一名啊

I only fuck you when it’s hot outside.

只有外面很熱時候，我才會跟你上床

But I’m horny.

但是我好興奮

Well, it’s winter

呃，現在是冬天

Should we go? -No

我們需要離開嗎？ -不用

You stay.

你們留下

In the club like whoa

在夜店嗨翻天

We be in the potty in the club like

我們在夜店的馬桶上

whoa

嗨翻天

Now I’m four five seconds

再一下子就

From whinin’

要抱怨了

I’m bored - I’m hungry.

好無聊 -我好餓

This joke sucks.

這笑話爛死了

I’m farting carrots.

我在放胡蘿蔔屁

On my god.

我的天啊

I’m farting carrots.

我在放胡蘿蔔屁

Oh shit. They're real carrots.

喔靠，是真的胡蘿蔔

Oh my god.

我的天呀

Again, again. Oh, Jesus.

再一次，再一次。 天呀

To see that ass one more time

再看那個白癡一次

And I got the soda

然後我得到汽水

It’s so hard to sleep

很難入睡

I’ve got the shits on the floor

我在地上拿到大便

You know what I mean.

你知道我的意思

Oh no. This relationship is broken.

歐不，這段感情已經破碎了

We really should go.

我們真的應該走了

-NO. You will stay and sing.

-不行。你要待著繼續唱歌

You watch me bleed until I can’t breathe.

你看著我流血，直到我完全不能呼吸

Chicken falling onto monkeys. -What?

雞倒在猴子身上 -什麼？

Cause I just need one more shot

因為我需要另外一個機會

Half a Guinness

半杯的黑啤酒

Oh ah oh ah

喔阿啊啊

Focus

專注

Fire a gun

開槍

Oh my shit

我的媽呀

Shhh.

噓

Don’t tell your mother.

別告訴你媽媽

Fish in the cupboard.

魚在櫥子裡

Ooh wash me wash me

幫我洗澡、幫我洗澡

Ooh wash me

幫我洗澡

Now do my stanky leg

現在洗我的臭腿

Now do my stanky leg. -Gross.

現在洗我的臭腿 -噁心

Now do my stanky leg -Fine.

現在洗我的臭腿 -算了

Now do my stanky leg

現在洗我的臭腿

Love me like a dude. - Did you just say dude?

像兄弟一樣愛我 -你是說兄弟嗎？

Lo- lo love me like a dude.

像兄弟一樣愛我

Touch me like a dude.

像兄弟一樣觸摸我

Tou- tou me like a dude -I want a divorce.

像兄弟一樣觸摸我 -我要離婚

Say you will remember me.

說你還會記得我

Standing in an ice chest.

站在冰的容器裡

Staring at the sunset babe

看著夕陽，寶貝

Please welcome to the 1989 world tour stage, my very best friend: Ashly Perez, Quinta Brunso, and Ella Mielniczenko

歡迎來到1989世界巡迴舞台，我的最好的朋友：Ashly Perez, Quinta Brunso, and Ella Mielniczenko

Cause baby now we got bed bugs

寶貝，因為我們有床蝨

Hey, don’t hit me, Eugene -Alright. - Don't worry about it.

欸，Eugene，別打到我 -好 -不用擔心

Okay. Oh god.

好。天啊

Oh sorry ass carrots all over you.

哦，抱歉，胡蘿蔔都在你身上了