No, and I really hate you texting me all those helmet pics!

還沒，我很討厭你一直傳這些頭盔照片給我！

Oh, well give me your email and I'll send you some of the hi-res versions

噢，那給我你的email，我會傳給你一些高解析度的版本。

Dude, I don't want your dirty email.

老兄，我才不想要你的噁心email

No, no, you'll like these. They're real arty

不，你會喜歡的，他們是真的附庸風雅的

The better Jedi would not send selfies.

好的絕地組織同仁可不會傳自己的自拍。

Bope, beep, bipp, boop, bope

波逼波逼波逼

Go show her my trophies!

帶他去看我的獎牌吧！

All right man, you and me gonna talk

好了老兄，我們必須好好談談

Is this something that we have to do

我們一定要談嗎？

or is it more of an optional thing?

還是可以選擇性不談呢？

If you look at a dead spider, what'll happen?

如果你看著一隻死蜘蛛，接下來會發生什麼？

Oh, amazing things happen! You should go find one right now

噢，會發生很驚人的事！你最好現在就去找一隻

Can you spit in my tea?

你可以在我的茶裡吐一口痰嗎？

Well since I have no salivary glands, probably not

恩，可是沒有口水腺體，可能沒辦法耶

I don't got a big attention span... Hey Luke!

我可沒有很大的注意範圍...嘿！Luke！

Check out my new friend.

來認識我的新朋友吧

A big grey thing chased me up the mountain and froze!

有一個很大的灰色東西在山裡和冰原中一直追著我

Remember what I said about that?

記得我怎麼跟你說的嗎？

That was your shadow.

那是你的影子。

Oh yeah, that thing

噢，那個東西啊

That tickles

阿，好癢喔

I know

我知道

No seriously, I'm going to oil myself! Ha ha ha

不，認真的，我要自己來潤滑自己了！哈哈哈

Umm, you should listen to him, it's a big mess!

恩，你應該聽他的話，這太混亂了

Hey, you shut your mouth, okay man?

黑，閉上你的嘴好嗎？

Please accept my apologies, it will not happen again.

請接受我的道歉，我不會再犯了

Yeah, that's what I thought

是！這就是我所想的！

Careful, don't hurt me

小心，不要傷到我了

Don't be so jumpy, I wouldn't....

不要感到不安，我不會...

I wouldn't - hurt - you

我不會 傷 害 你

OW!! Uh oh

噢！歐喔

I want her to dance!

我想看她跳舞

She does not dance.

她不會跳舞的

Come on, make her dance for him

來吧，讓她跳舞給他看

That's now how it works

就是這樣

I want a wooden snowman, but no one sells them

我想要一個木製雪人，但都沒有人賣

(knock on door)

(敲門)

I'll be right out!

我快要出來了

I want a wooden snowman

我想要木製雪人

Holy chicken, she's beautiful

天阿小雞，她好美

I wish you were real!

我真希望你是真實的

Hey guys, we're collecting donations for the Jawa orphanage

嘿大夥，我們正在為Jawa孤兒院募款

Do you have any spare change?

你們有一些零錢嗎？

Hey, you should know that you stink kinda like fish

嘿，你必須知道你有點臭像魚腥味

Wait, what?

等一下，什麼？

Everyone knows it except for you

這大家都知道，只有你不知道

Do I stink to you guys?

我讓你們感到臭臭的嗎？

[No] [I can't really smell anything in this helmet]

不會，我其實在頭盔裡聞不到什麼味道

And he hurt my spleen

而且他傷了我的脾胃

Um how does that even happen?

恩，這是怎麼發生的？

Booka Flock!

Booka Flock!

Okay, you know what, you're just creeping me out, get out of here

好，你知道嗎，你讓我覺得很噁心，走開！

I don't want your sass

我不喜歡你的粗魯

Why don't you teach me how to glue something?

你何不教教我如何黏東西？

Look I just need the Pickaxe of Cortez and the Mystical Diamonds

聽著，我只需要十字鎬還有神秘的鑽石

Ah, that's weird, 'cause that's at the witches house.

阿，這很奇怪，因為他們都在女巫的家

The Haunted Mansion.

在狩獵之屋

They call it the Death House. Hall of Fear.

他們叫他死亡之屋，恐懼走廊

The Death House?

死亡之屋？

You know, Biggs' little brother tripped in that

你知道Bigg的小弟弟之前困在那裡

Well why don't you just move to Nevada... dude

恩，你何不搬去內華達州呢，老兄

Because I heard it was a bad part of Mexico!

因為我聽說那是墨西哥治安最差的地方

Did you hear him, he doesn't even know geography!

你有聽到他說什麼嗎？他根本不懂地理！

Ahhh, just let me set 'em off at the meeting

阿，讓我在集會時把他們發射吧

I don't have any grilled meat

我沒有任何烤肉耶

I have a monkey in a bottle

我的瓶子裡有一隻猴子

No, that's the pet giraffe.

不，那是寵物長頸鹿

Hey, does everybody like my wrists?

嘿，有人喜歡我的手腕嗎？

Hey, why'd you do that?

黑，你為何要那樣做？

Step back, bubba jack!

後退！

Huh?

蛤？

'Cause some wrists are a bit weird

因為有一些手腕有點奇怪

You said what?

你說什麼？

You know, I should build a baby Taco Bell

你知道的，我應該開一間小墨西哥餐廳

The sign would be kind of cute.

他的標誌一定會很可愛

Hmm. Yeahhh!

恩！耶！

You know, you could make a fortune.

你知道的，你可以賺很多錢

I love it when you say that

我太喜歡你這樣說了

A lot of great skaters bust their teeth

很多人溜冰時都摔斷他們的牙齒

That song doesn't make a bit of sense, and I don't like it

那首歌根本一點都不合理，我不喜歡

There's an extra part that's worth it and i'll sing it if I get to clip your nails

我如果能剪你的指甲，我就會額外地唱那首歌

[The lavatory is now free]

馬桶現在是空的

okay anyway, I'm hopping on the can

好，不管了，我要在鐵管上跳躍

Ahh, I'm going crazy I'm so hungry

阿，我要瘋了，我好餓喔

Well I could make grilled cheese

恩，我可以做一些烤起司

No offense kid, I don't think you even know how to boil water

不是要虧你，不過我覺得你根本連如何煮沸水都不會

All right, come on baby, this is your papa

好吧，來吧寶貝，這是你的爸爸

Want me to help the baby?

要我幫助這個嬰兒嗎？

Dummy, it's a figure of speech.

笨蛋，這是我演講中的人物

I was a dog walker - Hey, you're really cute!

我是帶狗散步的人，嘿，你真的很可愛

Ewww

噁~~~

Oh, you're REALLY cute, and I forgot to wash earlier, but my bed is open

噢，你真的很可愛，雖然我忘記先洗澡，但我的床是為你開放的

No, person!

不要！

That's okay!

沒關係

You got eyeliner, right?

你有眼線筆，對吧？

Yeah right, check out if she's got beauty

沒錯，來看看她有沒有變漂亮

Oh, maybe I oughta write you a song, right?

噢，也許我應該寫一首歌給你對吧

Ah-uhhhhhh

阿！

What darling?

親愛的怎麼了？

Augh

痾

FNEER!

飛兒！

GHAAUGH

Give me a big howl

給我一個怒嚎

Na-uh

HAHAHAhahahha KOO KOO Kwan

Why don't you drink phlegm?

你為何不去喝痰？

So you know the princess and I are engaged, right?

所以你知道我和公主已經訂婚了，對吧？

Oh, you makes stuff up still, huh?

噢，所以你讓東西站得挺挺的對吧？

Shut up, you don't know

閉嘴，你什麼都不懂

Yeah I do, and I know something else too

我當然懂，我還知道其他東西呢

You got weird eyes

你的眼睛很奇怪

Your MOM'S got weird eyes

你媽媽的眼睛很奇怪

Yeah, and she went and poked MY eye for doing the crossword in her magazine

沒錯，在做雜誌上的字謎遊戲時，她都會戳我的眼睛

Well you deserved it, that's not cool

那是你應得的，一點都不酷

Did you take my wallet?

你拿了我的皮夾嗎

Of course not

當然沒有

And it's probably not in the trash by my armchair, so don't even look there

那一定不會在我手扶椅旁的垃圾桶裡，不用再看了

It looks like there's a Cheeto

看起來那裡有一包奇多餅乾

Oh, they're playing

噢，他們在玩耍耶

[This old man can't pitch]

這個老人不會投球

FOUL!!

笨蛋

Ship sweet ship

船呀船

I can't wait to go back there and try some of my brisket, cause i'm really sure nobody ate it!

我等不及回到那，品嚐我的胸脯肉，我很確定沒人會吃

Han.

Haaa-an

H-Haann

Someone... maybe... ate it

好像有人吃了...

Yo, what's up Moff Ball?

黑，殺蟲丸，過的如何？

I like bread

我喜歡麵包

Yeah, great, thanks for reminding me of what I can't eat because of the mask

耶，好耶，謝謝你提醒我戴面具時不能吃東西

Well, you shouldn't have called me a big turd burglar at the gym

好，你不應該在體育館裡叫我大笨蛋賊

Heh heh, Turd Burglar

嘿嘿笨蛋賊

Hey, if you find a little economy fridge, I'll buy it

嘿，如果你找到一個小小的經濟型冰箱，我會跟你買

I also want a chipmunk, a gumball, a friend, a horse

我還想要一隻金花鼠，一顆口香糖球，一位朋友，一隻馬

A gumball?

一顆口香糖球？

Why'd you say that you want a gumball?

為什麼你說你想要口香糖球？

Cause the warden found all my loose skin!

因為管理員發現我的皮膚鬆弛了

I had like boxes and boxes and he took it somewhere

我喜歡盒子，但他把它帶到某個地方了

mmmm-boring

恩...無聊

I bet you'll just buy some stupid guy thing

我打賭你會買一些白癡的東西

Ah, hey, dude

嘿，老兄

I bought a frisbee once

我曾經買過一個飛盤

Hey, how'd my father die?

黑，我父親怎麼死的

49 times

49次

We fought that beast

我們打敗了那隻野獸

It had a chicken head with duck feet

他有一個雞頭和鴨腳

With a woman's face too

還有一張女人的臉

Aww, that's rad!

阿～那是紅的

It was waiting in the bushes for us

他在樹叢裡等著我們

then it ripped off your dad's face

然後他偷了你爸爸的臉

He was screaming something awful

他看到某個恐怖的東西然後尖叫

In fact there was this huge mess and I had to change the floors

事實上，這裡一團混亂，我需要改變樓層

The floors?

樓層？

You see, his blood drained into the boards and I had to change 'em

你看，他的血滲到板子裡，我必須要去換一下

But we all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us

但有一個雞鴨女人在等我們耶

Every day I worry all day

每天我都很擔心每一天

About what's waiting in the bushes of love

擔心樹叢裡有什麼愛人在等我

Cuz something's waiting in the bushes for us

因為有東西在樹叢裡等我們