Name: 【熱門影片】星際大戰（崩壞讀唇語版）("STAR WARS: A Bad Lip Reading")
Uploaded: 2016-01-01T21:59:56.000Z
Duration: 7 min 29 s

Hahaha, there she is! Ready to hit the cantina?

哈哈哈，她來了！準備好要攻打cantina了嗎？

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No, and I really hate you texting me all those helmet pics!

還沒，我很討厭你一直傳這些頭盔照片給我！

Oh, well give me your email and I'll send you some of the hi-res versions

噢，那給我你的email，我會傳給你一些高解析度的版本。

老兄，我才不想要你的噁心email

No, no, you'll like these. They're real arty

不，你會喜歡的，他們是真的附庸風雅的

好的絕地組織同仁可不會傳自己的自拍。

If you look at a dead spider, what'll happen?

如果你看著一隻死蜘蛛，接下來會發生什麼？

Oh, amazing things happen! You should go find one right now

噢，會發生很驚人的事！你最好現在就去找一隻

你可以在我的茶裡吐一口痰嗎？

Well since I have no salivary glands, probably not

恩，可是沒有口水腺體，可能沒辦法耶

I don't got a big attention span... Hey Luke!

我可沒有很大的注意範圍...嘿！Luke！

A big grey thing chased me up the mountain and froze!

有一個很大的灰色東西在山裡和冰原中一直追著我

No seriously, I'm going to oil myself! Ha ha ha

不，認真的，我要自己來潤滑自己了！哈哈哈

Umm, you should listen to him, it's a big mess!

恩，你應該聽他的話，這太混亂了

Please accept my apologies, it will not happen again.

請接受我的道歉，我不會再犯了

I want a wooden snowman, but no one sells them

我想要一個木製雪人，但都沒有人賣

Hey guys, we're collecting donations for the Jawa orphanage

嘿大夥，我們正在為Jawa孤兒院募款

Hey, you should know that you stink kinda like fish

嘿，你必須知道你有點臭像魚腥味

[No] [I can't really smell anything in this helmet]

不會，我其實在頭盔裡聞不到什麼味道

Okay, you know what, you're just creeping me out, get out of here

好，你知道嗎，你讓我覺得很噁心，走開！

Why don't you teach me how to glue something?

Look I just need the Pickaxe of Cortez and the Mystical Diamonds

聽著，我只需要十字鎬還有神秘的鑽石

Ah, that's weird, 'cause that's at the witches house.

阿，這很奇怪，因為他們都在女巫的家

They call it the Death House. Hall of Fear.

You know, Biggs' little brother tripped in that

你知道Bigg的小弟弟之前困在那裡

Well why don't you just move to Nevada... dude

恩，你何不搬去內華達州呢，老兄

Because I heard it was a bad part of Mexico!

因為我聽說那是墨西哥治安最差的地方

Did you hear him, he doesn't even know geography!

你有聽到他說什麼嗎？他根本不懂地理！

Ahhh, just let me set 'em off at the meeting

阿，讓我在集會時把他們發射吧

You know, I should build a baby Taco Bell

你知道的，我應該開一間小墨西哥餐廳

很多人溜冰時都摔斷他們的牙齒

That song doesn't make a bit of sense, and I don't like it

那首歌根本一點都不合理，我不喜歡

There's an extra part that's worth it and i'll sing it if I get to clip your nails

我如果能剪你的指甲，我就會額外地唱那首歌

好，不管了，我要在鐵管上跳躍

No offense kid, I don't think you even know how to boil water

不是要虧你，不過我覺得你根本連如何煮沸水都不會

All right, come on baby, this is your papa

好吧，來吧寶貝，這是你的爸爸

I was a dog walker - Hey, you're really cute!

我是帶狗散步的人，嘿，你真的很可愛

Oh, you're REALLY cute, and I forgot to wash earlier, but my bed is open

噢，你真的很可愛，雖然我忘記先洗澡，但我的床是為你開放的

Yeah right, check out if she's got beauty

Oh, maybe I oughta write you a song, right?

噢，也許我應該寫一首歌給你對吧