l don't really care what the film's like.

Any film with her in, it's fine by me.

She's not my type at all. l prefer the other one.

You know, blonde, sweet-looking.

You know, what's-her-name.

Has an orgasm every time you take her out for a cup of coffee.

Meg Ryan.

No, she's too wholesome. The point about Miss Scott is...

she's got that twinkle in her eyes.

Probably drug-induced. Spends most of her life in bloody rehab.

Well, whatever. She's so clearly up for it.

You see, most girls, they're all like, "Stay away, chum."

But Anna, she is absolutely gagging for it.

Do you know that in over 50°% of the languages,

the word for "actress" is the same as the word for "prostitute" ?

Where did you get that from ?

And Anna is your definitive actress,

someone really filthy you can just flip over and start again.

- Right, that's it. Sorry. - No, no. There's really no point.

Um, sorry-- sorry to disturb you guys.

- But, um-- - Can l help ?

Well, yeah. l wish l hadn't overheard your conversation, but l did.

And, um, l just think, you know,

the person you're talking about is a real person.

And l think she probably deserves a little bit more consideration...

rather than having jerks like you drooling over her.

Oh, sod off, mate. What are you, her dad ?

- l'm sorry. - No, l love that you tried.

Time was l'd have done the same thing. ln fact--

Hi.

Oh, my God.

l just wanted to apologize for my friend. He's very sensitive.

Uh, look, l'm sorr--

No, no, leave it. lt's, you know-- l'm sure you didn't mean any harm.

l'm sure it was just friendly banter.

l'm sure you guys have dicks the size of peanuts. Enjoy your dinner.

The tuna's really good.