字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - I still can't believe that last week was our 2,000th show, and-- [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] A lot. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] My team of researchers told me we've done a total of 121 scares. 121 scares. Obviously I can't show them all to you, so here's my-- Uh, well, 120 of 'em. [audience laughter] Does Mike--is he like a-- does he like country songs? Does he like-- -- He's a cowboy in the sense of, like, we have a farm, and we, like, grow soybeans-- - [yells] - [screams] Come on! [audience laughter] [rock music] [cheers and applause] You watch your back, people. [audience laughter] - Aah! - Oh, my God! [cheers and applause] You know what? I want to do, like, a full-on one. You gotta get me good. We're going to be "Frozen," the sisters? - Uh huh. - I'm gonna be Elsa. - [yells] - Oh, my God! What the hell? [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] Like, what? Why? - I don't know. [clown laughing] - [bleep] stop! [clown laughing] [audience laughter] - Do you believe in ghosts? - Yeah, sure. - It doesn't sound like you do. - No, but-- [laughs] I mean, there's different kinds, I guess. - Well, sure, I mean there are different kinds. - [yells] - [screams] Oh, my God, oh, my God. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] - [singing] Stuck a feather in his hat And called it macaroni Yankee Doodle, keep it up Yankee Doodle-- - [yells] - [screams] [audience laughter] [cheers and applause] - Or jumping 12,000 together. - So now you're saying-- So nothing will scare you anymore. - Uh, nothing-- nothing, no, nothing-- - [yells] - Oh, my God, oh, my God! - [yells] - [screams] [audience laughter] - [yells] - Oh! - [yells] - [screams] [laughs] - [yells] - Ah! You son of a [bleep]! [audience laughter] - [yells] [cheers and applause] - I'm gonna cuss. I'm gonna cuss on your show. I'm gonna cuss on your show. - Go ahead. - That was-- That was some-- [cheers and applause] [bleep] that. [cheers and applause] - You're getting roasted on Comedy Central. - Yes. - You have to be nervous. You have be scared, I mean, right? - [yells] - Oh, my God! [audience laughter] Oh, my God. Oh, my God. [audience laughter] - I love scary movies. - Oh, me too. I will not-- - [yells] - [screams] Oh-- That's--that's it. I'm not coming on your show again. I can't. - [yells] - [screams] [screams] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] - [yells] - [screams] [screaming] - [yells] - [screams] [screams again] [cheers and applause] Oh, my God! [cheers and applause] - [yells] - Oh, you-- [cheers and applause] - It's cool, yeah, yeah. I mean-- - [yells] - Oh, Jesus [bleep]! [cheers and applause] - [yells] - [screams] [cheers and applause] - [yells] - [screams] [bleep] [cheers and applause] [laughing] Oh, my God! [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] - [yells] - [screams] [audience laughter] - [yells] - Aah! Oh! [cheers and applause] - [yells] - Oh, God! [cheers and applause] - There's an opportunity for, you know, I think-- - [yells] - Oh, my God! What the [bleep]? [cheers and applause] Where is that guy? [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] Where's that guy? Bring him back. [cheers and applause]