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  • Would this be over if I threw up on the table?

  • No, you'd have to keep going.

  • I'm Malarie. And I'm Jessica.

  • We became best friends the day we met because none of us had, uh neither of us had any friends.

  • We have been like really close best friends

  • for the past 15 years.

  • I don't believe I've ever taken a full shot before.

  • Except, uh, maybe my 21st birthday but that was a buttery nipple and that wasn't

  • a legit shot. That was a really long time ago.

  • Yeah. If someone offered you one million to never

  • talk to me again, would you? No I can't do that.

  • Oh my gosh that's so hard. (Laughs)

  • Well, you should take it! That's your livelihood.

  • Good bye! You could do so much with that million dollars.

  • You could turn me into a hologram! Have you ever had a crush with someone

  • I've been with? What did you do? Oh God, no.

  • Have you ever had a crush on someone I've been with? What did you do?

  • (laughs) (laughs)

  • Let's just start this. (laughs) Let's just do it.

  • I know the answer to this one! (laughs)

  • Because he used to hit on my wife all the time!

  • (nods) Yeah.

  • Finish this line with me. I'm most scared

  • of vomiting. I am always afraid of vomiting. Have you ever disliked someone I've dated?

  • Yup! Most of them.

  • All right let's just get ready. You might wanna, uh, if you had to eat one

  • part of my body, what part would it be? Ew, like eat and swallow?

  • (laughs) If you had to eat just one part of my body-

  • Oh! What part would it be?

  • Your ass. Plain rack? Oh, that was easy!

  • Eat your ass. Okay.

  • Your hair. My hair?

  • Should we just do this? Let's just uh,

  • Let's just do it. Finish this line with me. My favorite genre

  • of porn is? Shit. Uh, lesbian porn.

  • (snaps fingers) (high fives) Parody porn.

  • (laughs) Is that a genre? Yeah. Edward Penishands.

  • Edward Penishands is pretty funny. It's hilarious.

  • That's parody porn? I'd say, I mean, it's still technically porn,

  • but it's a parody of something else and it's funny.

  • Okay. Have you ever caught me masturbating (laughs)

  • or having sex? Definitely not masturbating.

  • No. Do you even do that?

  • Now. That's not a, that is not a required question to answer.

  • Oh! You do! I've definitely heard you having sex. (laughs)

  • She thought we were gonna break the wall though 'cause my bed has wheels too.

  • (laughs) This is so bad. Okay that's all.

  • Oh my gosh. That's all.

  • If I killed somebody would you help me cover it up? (laughs)

  • (laughs) No I wouldn't 'cause I'm not trying to go to jail for you! I love you, but no.

  • I'd get like Breaking Bad style and like do the whole hydrochloric acid.

  • Let's just feed 'em to the pigs. Pigs or acid. Get rid of everything. (laughs)

  • (laughs) (laughing)

  • (laughing) What would it take for us to have sex? (laughs)

  • (laughs) Oh my God. What would it take for us to have sex?

  • (laughs) Really? (laughs) Okay.

  • Like actual sex or like like Bill Clinton sex?

  • Like not much. Look at her! But (laughing) (laughs)

  • Would you have sex with me for a hundred dollars?

  • No. A million?

  • Maybe. For sure a million dollars!

  • (laughs) I mean, what, how long does it, what are the guidelines?

  • How long does it last? Can we just do oral?

  • As, as long, as long as I normally last. (laughs) (laughs) So three minutes, that's fine. (laughs)

  • (laughs) At least 1.6 mill.

  • 1.6 mill. Are ya listening out there?

  • (laughs) Are ya taking notes?

  • (laughing) But like what, what goes, what kind of sex?

  • No, don't go there. Like a dildo?

  • Don't. Life, lifetime supply of like mac and cheese.

  • My favorite. And like a hundred bucks would be okay.

  • Yeah I mean I like macaroni and cheese too I guess it works. (laughs)

  • (laughs) Yeah! Sit on my lap and stare into my eyes

  • intimately for one full minute or take a shot. (laughs) Wait, what?

  • You don't want me to stare in your eyes? No, I'm telling you you have the option!

  • (laughing) Does that freak you out a lot? No!

  • We're not staring into each other's eyes. Oh my God Collin. You're going to break the

  • chair. (laughing)

  • Wait, wait, oh. No I think you can just- I'm in control here.

  • No, you don't, you don't have to sit like that! You can sit across!

  • I, I thought that's what they- I've never been this close to you.

  • I know. This is a long minute.

  • It's super long I think. How many friends could do this?

  • I don't know, but you're kinda far away from me. I think you need to come in a little bit.

  • I'm gonna toot. I'm gonna toot on your

  • (laughing) Do you love me? If yes, say it or take a shot.

  • Yes. No, you have to say it.

  • I love you. If she takes a shot I'll say it.

  • Oh my gosh, instigator! You are just like It can be half.

  • Wait! I have to take a shot for you to say that you love me? Are you kidding me?

  • (laughing) Kelsey, I love you.

  • You're weird. To the rest of our lives.

  • Or at least the next couple years. Edward

  • Edward Penishands! Penishands!

  • I love you and I'm glad you're my best friend. (laughs)

  • Umm well you need to subscribe to CUT video. You go here.

  • You are a person and you're fine. And then if you want to see more truth or

  • drink videos, uh, you should! You go to this one! Oh no, it's this one.

  • Just like a tightrope!

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