(upbeat music)

(laughing)

- Oh. My. God.

- Okay, what the (beep) are we doing?

- Apparently we're supposed to shove this in here.

And then make orange juice?

(banging)

- Aw, it's so cute and little.

- Why not just buy orange juice?

- Maybe this will be fun.

- Great, and now you stab this in.

- Oh, stab it.

- But it's about to pop through the bottom.

Oh, this is messy.

- You do this.

- Oh!

- It's like scraping the sides of the peel.

- I got nothing.

- I think I may have messed up.

- It's not easy. - I got to improvise.

- You're telling me Japanese children do this?

- This is a waste of an orange, let's be real here.

What we got here is a banana gun.

- The directions are in Japanese so--

- So we don't understand them.

- There's chocolate in this thing!

- Oh, damn.

(laughing)

- Oh, you shove the banana up in here

and then I'm going to give it like a prostate exam.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nothing weird about this.

- The thing is, this is straight

and a banana is never straight.

- Oh God, ow! I'm imagining the banana's a penis.

- Same.

- (mumbles)

(groans)

- It's banana spaghetti.

- Tastes sexual.

- But why?

(gasps)

- Oh. My. God.

It looks like a pee hole.

- A little poop hole.

- That's pretty brilliant.

- I get it. This is cool.

This one comes with Ikea directions.

- All right, step one.

- Open beer.

- Open beer.

Step two, drink beer.

- What the (beep) is going on here?

Are we going to make ice cream at the end?

- [Voiceover] It's a slushie.

(gasps)

- I just spit.

(laughs)

- Ready?

- Yup.

(laughs)

- Why?

- Oh my God, it's overflowing.

- All of these have a weird sexual energy about them.

- Do they have a bigger version?

Because if you're having a party, this is taking

way too long for just one drink.

- What the (beep) did we just do?

- Because I always go like, "I wish this beer

"had more foam."

- It's (beep)ing foam.

- It's supposed to be a slushie beer but either

we did it wrong or why?

- Imagine people are doing this also

already after they've been drinking,

someone's getting hurt.

- Look, Japan has brought us a lot of amazing things.

Tamagotchis, Pokemon, this unfortunately

just not one of their best innovations.

But, you know.

- Good try, though.

- Good try.

- (foreign language)

- That's what they say (mumbles).

- Yeah, that's like

- Oh, I thought they're just yelling at me.