Even his looks were household names.

他的長相為他贏得家喻戶曉的名字

Le Tigre, Magnum, and of course, Blue Steel.

底格里斯、夸脫，當然還有藍鋼

But that was a long, long time ago.

但這是很久很久以前的光景了

Old?

老？

La-me?

遜？

We were a joke out there.

我們簡直是個笑話

I guess fashion’s changed.

顯然流行已經改變了

Meet the biggest supermodel in the whole world, he’s All.

這位是全世界最紅的超級名模，他是全能者

Are you like a male model or a female model?

你是男模還女模？

All is all.

全能者就是無所不能

Well I think he’s asking do you have a hotdog or a bun?

我想他是想知道你的生理性別

Whoops.

哦喔

Derek Zoolander, I’m with Interpol. I need your help.

德瑞克．祖蘭德 我是國際刑事警察組織的一員 我需要你的幫忙

She’s hot. I trust her.

她很辣 我相信她

Someone’s trying to kill the world’s most beautiful people.

有人試圖除掉世界上長得最好看的那些人

Oh, fight!

喔可惡

Peace out, world!

再見了世界

All of them died with your signature look.

他們死時臉上都帶有你的經典表情

This is Blue Steel, right?

你是藍鋼對吧？

We need you to infiltrate the world of high-fashion.

我們需要你滲透進流行界

We’re back! Yeah!

我們強勢回歸！耶！

Are you sure Zoolander is the right man to help us?

你確定祖蘭德是協助我們的最佳人選嗎？

Hey, handsome!

嗨帥哥！

What the hell is your problem?

你到底有什麼毛病？

God help us all.

上帝祝我們一臂之力吧

You were amazing.

你們棒透了

I’m sorry. I can’t understand a word that you’re saying.

抱歉你說的話我一個字都聽不懂

Derek, toss me the knife.

德瑞克 把刀子丟給我

You got it!

沒問題！

There’s only one criminal mastermind who could be behind all this.

這背後只有一個可能的犯罪首腦

Prison changed me! I am bad to the core now!

監獄改變了我！我現在壞到骨子裡了！

Todd, where’s my goddamned latte?

陶德 我的拿鐵死去哪了？

But how am I supposed to stop Mugatu?

但我該怎麼阻止穆加圖？

I'm the mamadejamba.

我是!@#$%^&*

You’re Derek Zoolander.

你是德瑞克．祖蘭德

You stopped a Chinese throwing star with a look.

你用一個眼神就擋下了一個飛鏢

Flash me that beautiful magnum.

丟給我那個美麗的大酒瓶

Wait!

等等！

Magnum! Now!

酒瓶！現在！

Ow!

噢！

Now this!

再來這個！

Tequila!

龍舌蘭酒！

Maybe we could try a washcloth?

也許我們可以試試看毛巾？