You just had the funeral.

我們才剛辦完喪禮耶

Your grandmother and I were there at this time every year.

你奶奶跟我每年的這個時候都會去那裡

It just seems like we're cutting it a little close

我只是覺得我們時間不太夠

with the rehearsal brunch on Friday.

星期五就是婚禮的彩排餐宴了

I'm just freaking out.

我快瘋了

I know.

我懂

Can you take my car, Sweetie?

寶貝你可以開我的車嗎？

I need the SUV for the wine.

我需要開休旅車裝酒

Now let's get in that giant labia you drove up in and get out of here.

好了，我們現在快點搭上你那台娘娘腔的車然後出發吧

Hey!

嘿！

We're heading to Daytona.

我們要去海灘

So you guys want to tag along for a bit, maybe?

或許，你們想不想要跟我們一起走

Party some babies into us?

一起狂歡到爽？

Holy!

我的天啊

We're not going to Daytona.

我們絕對不會去海邊的

Bah!

哼！

Are you kidding me right now?

你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

Grandma's funeral was yesterday!

奶奶的喪禮還是昨天的事耶！

She told me on her deathbed,

她在臨終前告訴我

"You get back out there again."

「你重回情場吧。」

Hey, Grandpa!

嘿，阿公

Did he just call you Grandpa?

他剛剛是叫你「阿公」嗎？

What the ***

去你的

Want to be a lamb and get that for me?

想要當桿弟然後給我撿回來嗎

You ever go on Spring Break?

你有沒有好好享受過春假？

No.

沒有

Hey, you know, one in three of these girls as herpes

嘿，你知道嗎，這裡三分之一的女生都有泡疹

even if you can't see it.

即使你看不出來

Whoops. That never usually happens.

噢，那通常不會發生的

Really? Happens to me all the time.

真的嗎？我總是遇到這種事情

Daytona Beach!

佛羅里達的海灘！

You're in Daytona Beach?

你在海灘？

We're just driving through.

我們只是剛好開車經過而已

Jason!

Jason！

She's not right for you.

她不適合你

If you marry her, you're going to be sleepwalking through the rest of your life.

如果你娶她，你的下半輩子都會跟行屍走肉一樣

The way I see it, this is our last stand.

在我看來呢，這是我們最後一次狂歡了

Party til you're pregnant!

狂歡到爽啦

Everybody on the floor!

所有人趴下！

This is crack.

這是古柯鹼

I just smoked crack?

我剛剛吸了古柯鹼？

Yeah. But just like, a lot.

對啊，很嗨吧

I just smoked crack!

我剛剛吸了古柯鹼！

I want you to know how much I appreciate you doing this for me.

我想要你知道我真的很感謝你為了我做這些

Did you just get naked?

你裸體嗎？

That's the best way to sleep.

這樣睡覺最舒服了

Oh my god!

我的天啊

I want you to tear open my bra like it's a Social Security check.

我想要你撕開我的內衣就好像是警察臨檢一樣

Now fumble around, pretend like you're trying to find your glasses.

現在摸來摸去，假裝你在找你的眼鏡

I found them.

我找到了

I can see!

我可以看到了

The greatest gift a grandson can give his grandfather

一個孫子可以給他爺爺最好的禮物

is a hot college girl that wants to have unprotected sex with him before he dies.

就是在死之前有一個超辣的大學生妹想要跟他來一次不用戴保險套的性愛

Most grandpas just want toffee

大部分的阿公只想要太妃糖而已

or socks.

或是襪子