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  • You ever gotten so drunk you said a Luke Bryan song actually wasn't that bad? Me neither.

    你曾喝醉時,說過Luke Bryan的歌其實沒那麼糟? 我也這樣覺得!

  • One time someone took a s**t, rubbed it all over a blank disc, put it into a CD player and out came the first Brad Paisley album.

    有一次某個人拿起屎,磨滿在一張空白的唱片並放在光碟機裡,出來之後就是Brad Paisley第一張專輯。

  • Some of my best friends are black but Darrius rucker sucks ass.

    有些我最好的朋友都是黑人,但是Darrius rucker真的爛透了。

  • Tim McGraw's new song is more embarrassing than your mom finding your penis pump.

    Tim McGraw的新歌比你媽媽發現你勃起,還要來的尷尬!

  • If @bretteldredge ever gets arrested, it'll be because he's doing something dumb in Walmart.

    如果Brett Eldredge被逮捕了,一定是因為他在Walmart做了些蠢事。

  • Fair, fair, fair statement.


  • Why does Kacey Musgraves look like the house band at Chili's?

    為什麼Kacey Musgraves看起來像在美式休閒餐廳上班的樂團?

  • Marijuana works wonders. Just look at Willie Nelson. Bastard is still alive and won't die.

    大麻幫了很多忙,只要看Willie Nelson的例子就可以了。這雜種依然活著也不會死。

  • You got it, pal.


  • I'm legitimately pissed off at the fact that Thomas Rhett is ugly. Like what're you doin man? Your voice and looks don't match.

    我很生氣Thomas Rhett很醜的這個事實。你到底在做什麼?你的聲音跟臉很不配。

  • Sorry.


  • Rascal Flatts please do us all a favor and stop making music you are so awful. #sobad #spareus #soundofdeath

    Rascal Flatts,可以幫我們一個忙嗎?可以不要再做音樂了,你真的很爛。#很糟 #饒恕我們 #死亡之聲

  • I would rather listen to the sound of my grandpa eating a nectarine for 3:30 then listen to a Florida Georgia Line song.

    我寧願三分半都聽我奶奶吃桃子的聲音,也不要聽Florida Georgia Line的歌。

  • Jake Owen is a c**k sucking bitch.

    Jake Owen是 *&%的賤人。

  • Went to Randy Houser show and was blown away by his huge voice AND how much looks like he's being f**cked by a gorilla on the high notes.

    去了Randy Houser的秀,被他超大嗓音嚇到,而且在飆高音時,看起來超像他被猩猩硬上鉤的樣子。

  • Gross. I just thought of Scotty McCreery.

    噁心,我只想到Scotty McCreery。

  • Sam hunt is the male version of Taylor swift. Except his songs suck....

    Sam hunt是泰勒絲的男生版本,除了他的爛歌之外

  • Dan and Shay are definitely butt buddies.


  • Hunter Hayes is so tiny he sleeps in a hot dog bun.

    Hunter Hayes太小了,他都睡在熱狗麵包裡。

  • How did you know?


  • @ChrisYoungMusic I hope you die in a f**king plane wreck you c**k sucking f**k


  • Didn't really like da carrie underwood concert seem do dull it had no excitement brong bck da soccer team

    真的很不喜歡Carrie Underwood的音樂會,很無聊也不刺激!*&# 足球隊!

  • I didn't know what he just said.


  • Little Big Town I would buy a ticket to one of your concerts just so I could punch each of you in the face.

    Little Big Town我會想買你其中一場演唱會的票,因為這樣我就可以揍你的臉!

  • - Wow. - What? - We're living a violent society! -You are mean.

    -哇 -什麼? -我們住在一個暴力的社會!-你好壞。

You ever gotten so drunk you said a Luke Bryan song actually wasn't that bad? Me neither.

你曾喝醉時,說過Luke Bryan的歌其實沒那麼糟? 我也這樣覺得!

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