Thank you.

Now, being an Arizona Assistant State's Attorney

is an important job,

one we take very seriously.

In fact, we are willing to do anything to win.

It's my honor, sir.

And I look forward to serving the state of Arizona.

Are these marbles?

How's that?

I was just admiring your container of marbles.

Why, yes.

My wife got them for me as a gift...

Oh.

For my birthday.

Which brings me to a speech

I like to give anyone on their first day

here at the state's attorney office

of Arizona.

You see... Lady Justice

is a committed woman.

She's a slippery little scallop,

as you can observe...

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

She doesn't cook, doesn't clean,

but what she does do, is she'll turn a blind eye...

♪ ♪

What is going on?

What?

What are you doing?

Oh, uh...

I don't--

The marbles, they're just--

I got to tell you, they're just so beautiful.

I was wondering what it would feel like

to--in my mouth.

Like, what would the marbles feel like

if they were in my mouth?

[laughs] That's...you know.

What?

Just, you know...you know.

Like, just what would it feel like

if there were just kind of a whole ton of marbles

in my--in my face.

Well, don't do that.

Just...

Just don't do that.

Yeah, yeah, of course, of course.

What am I doing over here?

I mean, that's a thing that a child would do, it is.

You were saying?

I was saying that Lady Justice,

she just stands there in my office,

looking at me.

♪ ♪

Hey!

Forget the marbles, boy!

Spit the marbles out, please.

There you go.

[marbles clacking]

Well...

All right.

Ah--

[marble clacks]

How many--really?

Do you have any--

[marble rolling]

[stomps]

I'm gonna wait for the last--

I'm assuming there's--

Yeah.

I know there's another one in there.

- Nope. - All right.

I am so--I'm--they're just so beautiful.

I can't-- it's just these marbles.

I got to tell you.

You obviously don't take this job very seriously.

I do, sir.

It's just these particular marbles.

I just needed to feel

what they felt like in my mouth.

I don't know what is wrong with me.

You know we do serious business here, right?

Yes, I do know that.

I'm 100% aware of that.

'Cause I've forgotten where I was.

You were saying that Justice

is a dumb, blind, old lady. I heard every word.

Yes--no!

She's not dumb.

But she is blind.

She's reminiscent of Kerry Washington

in her prime.

♪ ♪

Good God.

[muffled shouting]

[muffled yelping]

[muffled shouting]

[coughing]

[choking]

[muffled groaning]

[choking]

[marbles clattering]

[atmospheric choral music]

♪ ♪

[intercom beeps]

Janice, send in the cleanup crew.

Another one fell for the marble trick.

[chuckling]

[humming]