AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS

WITH THE RED WITCH LADY. - YES.

YES. YES.

- [laughs] I WOULD TOO.

- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? - [laughing]

- STRAIGHT OUT.

- NO, BUT I MEAN, LIKE, HAVE YOU?

HAVE YOU--HAVE YOU EVER SLEPT WITH A BLACK GUY?

- NO, BUT I REALLY WANT TO.

[laughs] - ME TOO!

APPARENTLY, IT IS, LIKE,

A WHOLE OTHER THING THAN SLEEPING WITH WHITE MEN.

- OH, NO, NO.

I HEARD THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE, LIKE,

WAY BETTER AT IT OR SOMETHING.

- YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I HEARD THAT TOO.

I WONDER IF IT'S 'CAUSE THEY HAVE,

LIKE--LIKE, BETTER RHYTHM, YOU KNOW?

- RIGHT, 'CAUSE THEY'RE REALLY GOOD DANCERS.

- I MEAN, APPARENTLY, THEY HAVE, LIKE, BIGGER--

- OH, WAY BIGGER PENISES, RIGHT? [laughs]

- YEAH.

I GUESS THAT'S BECAUSE OF AFRICA?

- YEAH, LIKE, I FEEL LIKE THEY'RE JUST--

THEY'RE, LIKE, REALLY WITH YOU IN THE MOMENT.

- HMM.

- LIKE, IF THEY'RE GONNA BE WITH YOU,

THEY'RE IN THE HERE AND NOW.

- EXACTLY. EXACTLY.

BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT THEY BASICALLY HAVE NO FUTURE.

- [laughs] I KNOW.

- THINK ABOUT IT. - IT'S SO SAD.

- THINK ABOUT IT! [laughs]

- I DO FEEL LIKE THEY TREAT THEIR WOMEN WITH JUST, LIKE,

A LITTLE BIT MORE COMPASSION, THOUGH.

- YEAH, LIKE, RESPECT AND STUFF.

OH, BECAUSE THEIR DADS WERE NEVER AROUND!

- OH, RIGHT, AND THEY ALSO HAVE A LOT OF TIME ON THEIR HANDS

'CAUSE EVEN IF THEY HAVE KIDS, THEY NEVER GO VISIT THEM.

- OH, PLEASE. TOTALLY. BABY DADDY?

THAT'S A THING. - OH.

THAT'S IN THE DICTIONARY NOW BECAUSE OF BLACK PEOPLE.

- SEE? SER-I-OU-SLY.

APPARENTLY, BLACK GUYS JUST KNOW HOW TO PLEASE WHITE WOMEN.

RIGHT? JUST, LIKE, WAY MORE THAN WHITE MEN.

- OH, WELL, IT'S PROBABLY IN THEIR BLOOD

'CAUSE THEY'RE USED TO PLEASING THEIR WHITE MASTERS.

- WHAAAT?

- OKAY. OKAY. - YEAH!

LAW OF THE JUNGLE, RIGHT? - [laughs] TOTALLY.

- I AM SO DESPERATE TO FIND OUT FOR MYSELF.

[laughter] - ME TOO.

- RIGHT?

- OKAY, UM, I'M GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM...

- OKAY.

- AND I SWEAR TO YOU,

IF THERE IS A BLACK GUY BACK THERE, I'M GONNA BLOW HIM.

[laughter] - GET IT!

- SO, UNRELATED, I NOW HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM,

UH, BECAUSE I'VE BEEN DRINKING COFFEE ALL DAY.

SO I WILL BE BACK IN A LITTLE WHILE.

- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? LET--LET ME GO FIRST.

I'LL BE ABOUT 30 SECONDS.

- OOH, OW. I HIT MY PENIS THERE.

- I'M SORRY. I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, SIR.