-I want to suck your blood. -Really? JR, is this how you're going to host today?

-我想要吸你的血 -真的嗎，JR 你這集要這樣主持嗎？

Let's talk about that Vid!

我們來聊聊這影片！

-Welcome to VidTalk on VoiceTube TV. -JR, stop, please.

-歡迎來到 VoiceTube TV 的 VidTalk -JR，麥鬧

-I'm JR. -I'm Ray, and today we're going to talk about Halloween!

-我是 JR -我是 Ray，我們今天要來討論萬聖節！

The reason why is because, it's coming up, right? When is it?

因為快到了對吧？是什麼時候？

-It's actually this Saturday. Every October the 31st. -That's right.

-其實就是這禮拜六，每個十月的三十一號 -沒錯

Halloween is coming up, so we're talking about it and it's a very beloved holiday, but when we think about holiday, what do you think of, when you think about Halloween?

很受歡迎的萬聖節就要到了，所以我們來聊聊，不過當我們講到萬聖節，你會想到什麼？

Well, of course I think about candy and trick-or-treating, those childhood memories.

當然就是糖果還有不給糖就搗蛋，那是小時候的回憶

-Yeah, well for me, I think of more... costumes. -So you're a cosplayer?

-對，那我的話，我其實比較會想到服裝 -你是個 cosplayer？

-No, I like watching people cosplay. -That is fun!

-沒有，我只喜歡看別人穿 -對，那蠻好玩的！

I don't dress up, I watch people dress up.

我不會自己打扮，我會看人打扮

And also for some reason, we think of monsters.

還有也會想到怪獸

Monsters, witches, werewolves, Dracula.

怪獸、女巫、狼人、德古拉

-I want to suck your blood. -JR, stop, please.

-我想要吸你的血 -JR，麥鬧

-That's JR's very bad impression of Dracula. -I just couldn't help it, it's like the werewolf seeing a full moon.

-這是 JR 很遜的德古拉模仿 -我無法抗拒，就像是狼人看到滿月

Ok, so what comes to your mind when we talk about Halloween? Candies, costumes, monsters?

好，所以萬聖節我們會想到什麼？我們會想到糖果、想到服裝、想到怪獸

-Trick-or-treating. -That's right.

-不給糖就搗蛋 -沒錯

But, JR, do you know the origin of Halloween?

不過 JR 你知道萬聖節的來源嗎？

You know, come to think of it, I really don't know.

你知道，其實我不知道

So, let me fill you guys in on the origin of the holiday, Halloween.

所以，就讓我來跟你們講一下萬聖節的由來

The origin of Halloween actually comes from another holiday called "All Hallows Day" also referred to as "All Saints' Day."

萬聖節的由來其實是從另一個節日，叫做「諸聖節」

It takes place on November 1st, so Halloween comes one day before that.

他是在十一月一日，萬聖節是他的前一天

So Halloween is actually short for "All Hallows Eve", like Christmas Eve, Hallows Eve.

所以 Halloween 其實是 "All Hallows Eve" 的縮寫，就像是聖誕節前夕

Now, on Halloween, people believe that ghosts will come and roam the Earth.

在萬聖節，人們相信鬼魂會來地上飄盪

That is why they dress up as ghosts, so that they would be recognized as a fellow ghost to the other ghost,

所以他們才會裝扮得像是鬼，就會被認為是鬼

instead of being a regular human being.

而不是一般的人

And that is the origin of Halloween.

這就是萬聖節的由來

JR... why? You know, I have so many questions right now.

JR... 為什麼？我現在滿腦子都是問題

First of all, where did you get that bar?

首先，你哪來的巧克力？

Second of all, why are you even eating on the show?

再者，你為什麼在節目上要吃東西？

You know, well, it's Halloween, so I just went trick-or-treating in the office, and Richard (CEO of VoiceTube) gave me this.

今天是萬聖節嘛，所以我剛剛在辦公室要糖果，Richard (執行長) 就給我這個

Did you even listen to a word that I was saying about the origin of Halloween?

你到底有沒有在聽我講萬聖節的由來？

Well, we got it on camera, we can always go back and watch it.

沒關係，我們都錄下來啦，我可以回去看

-You're going to publish it on Thursday night anyways right? -Unbelievable, unbelievable.

-你禮拜四晚上要上傳不是嗎？ -你太扯

Ok, let me make it up to you, I got a game.

好，我彌補你，我有個遊戲

You know, I'd rather you give me your candy.

我寧可你直接把那個給我

No! But, if you win the game, I'll give you this.

不行！不過你如果贏的話，我就給你這個

Where did you even get that one!?

你這個又是哪來的！

-Well, Johnny (COO of VoiceTube) gave it to me. -Unbelievable.

-嗯這是 Johnny (營運長) 給我的 -你有事嗎

-Ok, if you win the game, I'll give you this bar. -Ok, ok, you're on.

-好如果你贏了，我就給你這個 -好，我們來玩

Game on! If Ray wins the game, he will get this chocolate bar. Game on! Fact or Fake!

遊戲開始！如果 Ray 贏了，他就能贏得這個七七乳加巧克力，Fact or Fake！

Now it's time for Fact or Fake and here are the rules for this game.

現在是 Fact or Fake 遊戲時間，遊戲規則如下

-I'm gonna ask five questions and out of these five questions, some of them are real, some of them are made up by me, and we're gonna ask Ray. -Ok.

-我會問五個問題，在這五個當中有些是事實，有些是我瞎掰的，我們來問 Ray

-And Ray is gonna tell us if it's a fact or fake. -Like total BS (bullshit).

-Ray 要判斷它是真還是假 -完全胡扯的

Yeah. So, Fact or Fake is an easy game to play.

對，所以呢這個遊戲很簡單，Fact of Fake

I'm going to ask Ray five questions, and some of them are true, some of them are made up by JR.

待會我問 Ray 五個問題，五個問題裡面有些是真的，有些是 JR 我瞎掰的

And Ray has to decide whether it's true or not.

那 Ray 就要來分辨到底是真是假

-Fact or Fake, it's just as easy as that. -Ok.

-Fact of Fake 就這麼簡單 -好

And if you get three out of five at least, three out of five, I will give you this candy bar as I promised.

如果你五題對三題以上，我就給你七七乳加當作獎勵

Ok, sounds good.

好，我接受

-But if you lose, you're going to have to buy me another one. -What!? Did you just made that up? Can I back out now?

-但是如果你輸的話，你要幫我買一個新的 -什麼？這是剛剛才訂的規則嗎？我可以反悔嗎？

What! When did that happen?

什麼時候花生的事

-It's my game. I make up the rules! -Ok, whatever. Yeah, I'm in. I'm in.

-這是我的遊戲由我定規則！ -好好好隨便，我們來玩吧

Alright, ok, so five questions and here is the first question.

好的！各位觀眾我們有五個問題，這是第一題

-Let's go into my computer laptop right here. -Ok.

-我們來看一下我的筆電 -OK

And this is gonna be a lot of fun.

這會很好玩

-Ok, Ray, no peeking. -Ok, no peeking.

-好的 Ray 不要偷看喔 -好，不偷看

First question: Halloween is the second highest grossing commercial holiday after Christmas we all know that,

第一個問題：萬聖節是擁有第二大商機的節日，我們都知道

according to Time Magazine, Americans will spend nearly 7 billion USD in total on Halloween.

根據 Time 雜誌，美國人萬聖節一年會花將近七十億美金

-However, -That's a lot of money. -on the total, parents will spend more money on candy than costumes.

-不過 -敲多錢 -總體來說，家長會花更多錢在糖果，比起在服裝

-Parents spend more money on candy than costumes, so candy and costumes. -Right.

-家長花更多錢在糖果比起服裝，所以糖果跟服裝 -沒錯

This means parents in the US will spend more money on candy than on costumes.

就是美國的家長會花在糖果上面的錢會比服裝道具來得更多

Ok, so what I think, I'm gonna go with candy more.

好，我覺得，我覺得是糖果比較多沒錯

-I think it's true. -You think it's true.

-我覺得是真的 -你覺得是真的

-Because the reason is this: because parents they don't only have to buy for their own kids. -Right.

-為什麼呢？因為家長不只是要幫自己小孩買糖果 -對

Because a lot of kids come trick-or-treating, so they need to prepare a lot of candy to hand out to these kids.

會有很多人來不給糖就搗蛋，所以他們要多買很多來給這些小屁孩們

-But for costumes, they only need to buy for their own children. -That's true.

-不過服裝，他們只需要買給自己的小孩 -這樣說沒錯

-So I'm thinking, maybe, they will be spending more money, because of the quantity on candy. -Ok.

-所以我想，說不定，他們會花比較多錢買糖果，因為比較多 -OK

-So, I'm gonna go with true. Fact! -So, Ray you made a very good point. A very very good point, but it's wrong!

-所以我說這是事實！ -Ray 你說的很有道理喔，不過你錯了！

-What? What!? -Yes, it's fake! -It's not candy?

-什麼！？ -沒錯，是假的！ -不是糖果？

-It's actually the other way around, it's actually costumes. -It's costumes?

-其實是相反過來的，服裝會花比較多錢 -是服裝喔？

-Cause costumes cost a lot more money than candy, considering the fact. -Right, right. Ok.

-因為服裝比較貴啊，你要考慮這點 -也是，OK

Yeah, so costumes in total in America, they spend up to like 2.5 billion USD, while candies spend up to around 2.1 billion.

對，所以在美國的服裝，他們會花上二十五億美元，糖果則是二十一億美元

-That's, that's still approximate, that is still... -I know, that's a tricky game right? Yeah.

-那也還是差沒多少啊 -我知道，這是個困難的遊戲

-Ok, ok, fine. -Alright, that's the first question and I win for the first question. Ok, that's a big X.

-好吧 -好的那是第一個問題，我贏得第一回合，給你一個大叉叉

Second question right here for Ray and everybody who is playing with us.

第二個問題，各位一起參與的觀眾

Among all the candies children get on Halloween, Snickers are the most favorite candy.

在所有的萬聖節糖果裡面，Snickers 是最受歡迎的糖果

-Why is it...? Why is everything related to candy? -True or false?

-為什麼？為什麼每一題都跟糖果有關？ -是真是假？

-Are all five questions about candy? -Because I like candy.

-五題都是跟糖果有關的嗎？ -因為我喜歡糖果

Snickers. I don't know if Snickers is that big of a deal in the United States.

Snickers，我不知道他在美國是不是這麼受歡迎耶

-I think Mars, they're like... -Mars bars?

-我覺得 Mars... -Mars 巧克力？

-Yeah, I don't know... -You know, Mars are big too.

-對啊，我不知道... -嗯 Mars 也蠻受歡迎的

-And Snickers? I'm thinking now, you like Snickers a lot -I like Snickers a lot, that's true.

-然後 Snickers？你超愛啊 -對我很愛吃 Snickers

So I'm thinking this is a personal preference, I would say Snickers is JR's favorite candy on Halloween, not the United States.

所以我覺得這是一個個人偏好，我會說 Snickers 是 JR 萬聖節最喜歡的糖果，不是全美

So I'm going to go with fake.

所以我會說這是假的

-So you're going to go with fake? -Yeah, fake.

-你覺得這不是真的？ -對，是假的

How 'bout you guys in front of the... your laptop or your mobile device?

那你們呢？在電腦前或是手機前的你們？

The answer is... it is true!

答案是... 是真的！

-What!? True!? -Yay!

-什麼？真的？ -耶！

-Snickers are very popular in America. -What!?

-Snickers 在美國很受歡迎啊 -是嗎？

What's wrong with you? Like Snickers, yes, Reese's and Snickers are the most popular candy on Halloween.

你有沒有搞錯你？Reese's 跟 Snickers 是在萬聖節最受歡迎的糖果

And among all the candy categories, chocolate is actually voted, like, 70% the most favored candies.

然後在所有類別裡，百分之七十的人喜歡巧克力

-But out of all the chocolates, Snickers come up on top? -Yeah, Snickers and Reese's come out at the number one.

-但是在巧克力裡面，Snickers 是第一？ -對，Snickers 跟 Reese's 第一名

-Ok, fine. -At the top.

-好吧 -最頂端

-I got two wrong. -Yeah, I got two already.

-我已經失了兩題 -對啊，我已經得了兩分

-Yeah, you can't afford to lose another question, cause you'll get eliminated. -Ok, ok. Alright.

-你不能再錯一題了，你會被三振出局 -好辣好辣

You're going to have to buy me a candy bar.

你準備好幫我買七七乳加吧你

-Ok bring it on! -Ok, question number three:

-好再來！ -好第三題

Children are more than twice as likely to be involved in a pedestrian car accident on Halloween than any other night of the year.

比起任何一天，小朋友在萬聖節有兩倍以上的機會發生交通事故

So on Halloween night, kids are more likely to get into a car accident than any other time of the year.

所以在萬聖節的夜晚呢，小朋友比起任何其他一個時節、一年當中任何一天，更容易發生車禍

-True or false? -That's so sad, but I think it has a ring of truth to it, you know why?

-真或假？ -有點可憐，不過我覺得聽起來蠻正確的，你知道為什麼嗎？

Because on Halloween people, they need to dress up, in bulky costumes,

因為在萬聖節，人們要穿厚重的道具服

so that makes it hard for them to move around.

所以移動會比較困難

Second of all, they need to go out at night, door to door, to go trick-or-treating.

然後，他們晚上要出去一戶一戶拜訪，不給糖就搗蛋

-So, I'm gonna go with true. -You sure?

-所以我覺得這是真的 -你確定？

-Yeah, because... -You have to consider the fact that there's a lot of holidays, a lot of festivals out there. Christmas, Christmas Eve...

-嗯因為... -你要想喔，還有一卡車的節日，像是聖誕節等

-But you don't dress up as a ghost and go door to door for candy at night. -That's true, that's true.

-但是你不會打扮成鬼然後在晚上一戶戶去要糖果啊 -也是，這倒是

People might shoot you for that.

如果你這樣，你可能會被射殺

-I'm gonna go with true. -You're gonna go with true?

-我說這是真的 -你覺得是真的？

-Yeah. Yeah. -True? Sure?

-嗯 -真的？確定？

-Dang! You're right! -Yes, finally! Ok, good, good.

-可惡！你對了！ -終於！太好了

-One point for me. Sorry kids. -Alright, two to one right now.

-我得到一分，不好意思了小朋友們 -好的，現在是二比一

-Stay indoors on Halloween. Don't get in to car accidents. -Yeah.

-萬聖節不要出門，不要發生車禍 -對

What you want to take away from this is, you got to be careful when you're trick-or-treating.

你能學到的就是，不給糖就搗蛋也要小心安全

You have to be careful when you're trick-or-treating.

不給糖就搗蛋的時候一定要小心喔

Alright?

好嗎？

-Ok so here is the forth... -I feel good about this.

-好這是第四... -我有信心

-We got two more questions. Two to one, JR is two, Ray is one. -Ok. ok.

-我們還有兩題，現在二比一，JR 是二 Ray 是一 -OK OK

Forth question: Last year, the world's largest pumpkin weighed 478 kilograms.

第四題：去年，世界最大的南瓜重 478 公斤

-That's a lot, that's like eight of me, that's really heavy. -Yeah.

-哇賽超大，那樣是八個我耶，超重 -對

But it's also very specific, 478.

不過也太精準了吧，478

If you made that up, I would think, you won't be so precise, down to the last digit.

如果你是捏造的，我會覺得你不會到最後一碼都想到

-478. -You know, I'm a smart person.

-478 -但是你知道，我很聰明的

You have to consider the fact that I'm smart.

你要把這個納入考量

You remember the last time you tried to prank me on my birthday?

你還記得上一次生日你想要整我嗎？

-You guys were totally fooled? -Yeah, it didn't work.

-你們完全被我耍得團團轉 -對，完全失敗

-Ok. 478. Ok, then I'm gonna go with fake. -Fake?

-好，478，好那我說這是假的 -假的？

-I'm gonna go with fake. -Fake? Are you sure?

-這是假的 -假的？你確定？

-Yes. -Fake? And the answer is... true! YAY!

-對 -假的？但是答案是...是真的！耶！

I'm sorry it's fake. Man... I lost.

對不起其實是假的，可惡我又輸了

-So, I won? It's not true? Oh good! I got two points! -It's fake.

-所以我對了？他不是真的？喔太好了！我有兩分！ -是假的沒錯

-Ok, good, good, good. -Oh man, I feel bad!

-OK 好樣的 -可惡我不太蘇湖

-So it's not 478? Is it more or less? -It's actually more.

-所以不是 478？是更多還是更少？ -其實更多

-More? Really? -It's even twice more than that!

-更多？真假？ -兩倍多！

So, what's the weight?

所以重量是？

So, last year the world's largest pumpkin weighed, it was actually grown in Switzerland,

去年的冠軍南瓜，是在瑞士

by this guy called Beni Meier, I hope I pronounced it right by the way, it weighed 1054 kilograms.

是這個 Beni Meier 培養出來的，我希望名字沒唸錯，它的重量高達 1054 公斤

-Wow! That is gigantic. -A gigantic pumpkin that is 1054 kilograms.

-哇無敵巨大 -1054 公斤的大南瓜

-Wow! That is unbelievable. -Oh man, for a minute I thought I got you there.

-哇真的不可置信 -喔我剛剛以為騙倒你了

-Ok, so it's now two to two. -Ok! Two to two. Ok! It's like take all or leave all.

-OK 現在是二比二 -OK 二比二，現在是不成功便成仁

-Finally, also this game is getting really exciting. -Right, all down to this one last question.

-最後了，這個遊戲越來越刺激 -沒錯，都左右於最後這一題

-Okay, the candy bar is at stake now, and the last question is...

-好的，到底七七乳加死誰手，最後的一個問題是...

-Number five: In 1970, a five-year-old boy, Kevin Toston, allegedly ate Halloween candy laced with heroin. -What?

-第五題：在 1970，一個五歲的男孩 Kevin Toston 據說吃下了參有海洛因的糖果 -什麼鬼

At least he got a high on Halloween.

至少他萬聖節過得很嗨

Investigators later discovered the heroin belong to the boy's uncle and was not intended for Halloween candy.

警方後來發現海洛因是他叔叔的，他把它藏起來，並不是要來當作萬聖節糖果

-That question, it's even more specific than the last one. -Fact or Fake?

-這個問題比上一個更精確了 -Fact 還是 Fake？

-You got the year, you got the name, you got the heroin, you got the candy, you got the uncle. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-你有年份、有名字、有毒品、有糖果、有叔叔 -黑啊

-It's a very complete and complicated complex story -Yes, still consider the fact that I'm a smart person.

-這是個複雜完整的故事 -對，不過記得我是很聰明的

I don't think you are able to come up with so precise a story.

我還是不覺得你可以想出來一個這麼慎密的故事

-I'm gonna go with true on this one. -You're going to go with true on this?

-我說這是真的 -你覺得是真的？

I'm gonna go with true, yeah.

嗯我覺得這是真的，對

How 'bout you guys, true or false?

你們呢？真或是假？

-Heroin candy... -In 1970, there was a boy who ate heroin Halloween candy on Halloween.

-海洛因糖果... -在萬聖節，1970 年的時候，有一個小孩子吃萬聖節糖果有海洛因

What kind of story? Why did you even make that a question?

這什麼鬼故事？你為什麼會把這個當作題目？

-You know, it's beyond me. -Okay, so the answer is... it's true!

-完全搞不懂 -OK 答案是... 是真的！

-Yes! I got three questions. -You totally turned the table. Oh...

-帥！我拿下三題 -你完全逆轉勝，天啊...

-I thought I lost it there. I got the first two wrong. -Oh man.

-我以為我輸了，我一開始兩題就都錯 -可惡

-I feel bad now. Now I have to give you the candy. -Yeah.

-我不太開心因為我現在就要給你糖果了 -對

-Next Halloween. -What!?

-下次萬聖節再給 -什麼？

Ok, never mind.

好算了算了

Ok, so, next part, we're going to watch...

在下一個部分我們要看...

so, it's still VidTalk, we're going to give you a video and today the video is...

因為還是 VidTalk，所以我們要給你一個影片，今天的影片是...

-Do you know Jimmy Kimmel? -Yeah, I love that guy, Jimmy Kimmel is such a humorous guy.

-你知道 Jimmy Kimmel 嗎？ -當然，超愛他，他超幽默

Jimmy Kimmel, every year, he asks parents to tell their kids

Jimmy Kimmel 他每一年都叫家長跟小孩說

they ate all their Halloween candy.

他們把萬聖節糖果全都吃了

So, here's the video, check it out.

我們來看看這個影片

It's time now for our beloved holiday tradition:

現在，我們最愛的節慶傳統

Hey Jimmy Kimmel, I told my kids I ate all their Halloween candy.

Jimmy Kimmel，我跟我孩子說我把萬聖節糖果全吃光了

Last night I ate all your candy.

昨晚我把所有糖果吃光了

Why?

為什麼？

Cause it was good.

因為好吃

You've ruined my life.

你毀了我一生

Hey we ate it all while you were sleeping.

你在睡覺的時候我們全吃掉了

No!!!

不！

Hello kids, I've got something to tell you.

嘿小鬼頭，我有件事要跟你說

What?

什麼？

Mommy and daddy ate all your Halloween candy while...

爸爸媽媽吃了所有的萬聖節糖果

F*ck you! Mother***!

(一串髒話)

I ate all your candy.

我吃了你所有糖果

That's ok.

沒關係辣

-That kid was really sweet. -Yeah, that was sweet.

-那小孩超可愛 -對啊超貼心

-Compared to the kids before that. -Yeah, before that, swearing.

-不像之前那些 -對，還罵髒話

That was hilarious. I love this series.

真的很好笑，我超愛這一系列

Jimmy Kimmel has been doing it for years already.

Jimmy Kimmel 做了好幾年了

-In 2012, 2013, and 2014, I hope he does it this year. -Yeah, I hope so too. It's so fun.

-2012、2013、2014，我希望今年也有 -對啊，超有趣

It's so hilarious. I really would like to see these kids getting pranked and their reaction and all that.

超級好笑，我喜歡看這些小孩被整，還有看他們的反應