No, I'm not f$%king fine.

My Birthday's in two weeks...

Don't tell me I didn't remind you.

Hey do you have any chocolate in here?

I'm on my period. Okay?

Have fun with your friends.

Why am I not invited?

Am I not your friend?

Heyy, I'm gonna be ready in just 5 minutes, okay?

I'm gonna be read in like 2 hours.

How was your day?

Where did you go?

Who did you see?

Why didn't you reply to my text?

That'd be really fun.

I'd rather watch paint dry.

It's okay just take your time.

Hurry the f$#k up!

What?

I heard what you said...

...you just have to revise it while you have the chance.

You're not hungry?

Don't make me eat this by myself.

I got this on sale!

...and I maxed out all your credit cards.

Are you serious?

Are you f%$king stupid?

No, I do like your friends

I hate your friends.

They're loud.

They're obnoxious.

And they smell like mothballs.

What'd you want to eat?

Anything is fine with me...

Obviously I don't know what I want to eat.

So you have 5 seconds.

GO!

Pizza Hut!

Sushi!

Burgers!

Let's just eat at home then...

Amy's boyfriend got her flowers at work today...

... she's so lucky!

Why are you so lazy?!

Never buy me flowers.

...Frickin' cheap...

... and your penis is BROKEN.

No it's NOT!

PENIS AIN'T BROKEN!

Okay!

...only if you buy me that Chanel bag.

Okay.

No.,

Yeah.

No.

...Ok

No.

...Yeah

No.

Okay!

noooooo....