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  • Fifteen percent of-? They can't just take fifteen per-

  • That's like twenty pounds! That'll kill people!

  • Well... possibly a leg? I knew this Danish raider once, had the most spectacular contraption attached to his-

  • The text seems to indicate an area in the vicinity of the liver.

  • Well- can't we just Merchant of Venice this crap? Argue that they're entitled to their twenty-pounds of flesh but no blood...

  • "this percentage and all attendant materials, and any and all collateral damage accrued in collection

  • shall be the responsibility of the student."

  • God, lawyers are evil.

  • Okay. Okay- so we warn everyone. We get them off campus.

  • Because fleeing went so well the last time?

  • Or we- we band together. We have another rally-

  • Did you see what was left of the rally after the crows? It looked like the end of a Tarantino movie.

  • There may be a loophole.

  • The Charter allows for the removal of the Chair, by unanimous vote-

  • Hasturdude and Owl Lady are not going to vote to remove Belmonde.

  • -or if the Chair is bested by another Board Member in conflict.

  • Well, I'm fairly certain my facing Ms. Belmonde in combat doesn't improve anyone's chances.

  • In my youth, of course, I was a great fencer-

  • It doesn't say trial by "combat". It says, "conflict".

  • I think the Baron could challenge Ms. Belmonde to a verbal debate.

  • Well, that's a possibility. A debate. He could win a debate-

  • Ripping! A filibuster! A war with words!

  • I shall bend my wits to the task. You know, once, in the high court of France-

  • Yeah...I- I think we might have some work to do.

  • [Yankee Doodle-esque military marching music]

  • And that was the beginning of my great affair with the Grand Duchess Anastasia!

  • A year and a half of caviar and vodka and torrid, torrid...rumpy-bumpy-stein

  • How about that?

  • You were supposed to be talking about funding for the repairs.

  • Also, it was supposed to be a 45 second response.

  • Oh. Well. And how long was my-?

  • The last half-hour.

  • Ah.

  • We need more documentation on the budget cuts. Can you see what you can pull from the newspaper files?

  • Sure thing.

  • Well. Why don't we just take another crack at it. When I was in the Prussian cavalry that was our motto-

  • Well, actually it was "Paradise on earth is found on the backs of horses" but that always got us into trouble at parties-

  • Or we could take a break!

  • Of course. Of course. I shall just go and see if the charming Fraulein Perry needs any help.

  • We're doomed.

  • [Carmilla clapping...sarcastically] Well, maybe the Board will find the crazy Grandpa

  • schtick endearing and...we are so, so doomed.

  • Ah, you're not wrong. The Baron Funchausen has a better chance at wrestling a bear.

  • You know what? Unless you've got some great idea about how to save the student body's collective liver,

  • why don't you just keep lost weekending. I'm sure all the partying and snacking on bystanders completely

  • fills the void of your useless, apathetic life.

  • Oooh, devastating. Clearly I have no choice but to prove how wrong you are by hauling myself out

  • of bed and saving your whiny ass.

  • Yeah. Okay. Maybe let's not throw ourselves at the centuries old, supernatural murder machine.

  • But you do that all the time.

  • Yeah, well. I work out.

  • She's just doing it to get a rise out of you.

  • Do all vampires turn evil after you break up with them? Is that like, somewhere in their contract?

  • Yeah...Hey. Let's go see if we can peel the Baron off of Perry and give this another try-

  • Perry- are you okay? Did you get hurt again?

  • No. No. No. I'm fine. I was looking through the files and I found these-

  • Budget details? Why are you so worked up about-

  • No. No. No. These aren't budget details. And you are going to want to take a look at them.

  • Holy Hufflepuff.

  • We're gonna win.

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卡米拉 - 第二季 - 第17集 "大辯論準備" (Carmilla | Season 2 | Episode 17 "The Great Debate Prep")

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