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So I came in here because they told me this is a gourmet bacon taste test.
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If you're (bleep)ing with me, I'm gonna be really upset.
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Everyone loves bacon.
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It's like asking people if they love, you know, oxygen.
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Of course they do. You have to.
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I feel like I'm being ask to explain why I like chocolate.
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'Cause it's delicious.
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Anything with grease and fat is gonna be good.
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It's good with eggs, it's good on a sandwich, it's good with chicken.
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I could live without having bacon, but it wouldn't be very much fun.
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I never even thought about a world without bacon.
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Of course I'm excited to have bacon!
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We're having bacon in the morning! What a Tuesday!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my gosh, it's a piglet!
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Oh, no! Oh, no.
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Oh, God. Okay. Now I'm never gonna have bacon ever again.
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It's a tiny little pig. It's a little pig.
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I mean, he does look delicious, let's be honest.
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No, watcha doin' now, where ya goin'?
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Oh, he's shy! He's a little camera shy!
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I had bacon a few days ago.
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Oh, I don't wanna say it too loud.
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What are you thinking about?
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Are my beliefs that fragile that one little cute thing in my arm is gonna just change everything I know?
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Kinda, yeah.
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Bacon or steak, we look at those things as pieces of meat on our plate and not something that wants to snuggle in your arms.
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How can you wanna eat this little guy?
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Look how cute he is!
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Look at that face! Look at that face!
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He pooped on me, I take it back. Eat all the pigs.
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I'm just kidding, it's cool.
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I gotta say, of all the animals that pooped on me, that was probably the most pleasant.
