*Mann: My plates are horribly flawed*

曼恩：我的感光板有恐怖的瑕疵

*but, of course, it's the flaws I like so you pray.*

但當然，就是瑕疵才讓我喜歡，所以你得祈禱。

*In your prayer, you pray:*

在你的祈禱文中，禱告：

'Please, don't let me screw up.

「拜託，別讓我整個搞砸了。

Just screw up a little bit,

只要搞砸一點點，

just enough to make it interesting'.

能讓它有趣就夠了。」

It's so stupid.

它是那麼愚蠢。

I have to use one hand to hold my shutter shot shut,

我得用一隻手蓋住快門，

I have to use the head to keep the camera from moving...

得用頭讓相機不會移動...

There's got to be an easier way.

一定有更簡單的方法。

Alright, well, what d'ya think?

好吧，好吧，你覺得呢？

Thirty seconds, I'd say.

三十秒，應該吧。