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  • - Everybody's talking about them right now, the Apple watch,

  • and it gave me some ideas for new wearable technology.

  • You know what wearable technology is, right?

  • It--you can wear technology.

  • And-- [laughter]

  • I have some ideas, and I think they may catch on.

  • so I want to show you a few of them

  • and see if you agree with me, and you'll see 'em first.

  • So, um...

  • And these are ideas that I just came up with,

  • [laughter]

  • So again, all the kinks aren't worked out, but--

  • but I think that, uh...

  • [laughter]

  • Are you--are you on your mark? I think--I think--

  • There you go. All right, here you go.

  • All right, so, one thing that's very popular right now

  • is juicing--everyone's on a juice cleanse.

  • They love to talk about it.

  • So I decided to take Madonna's cone bra,

  • and take it one step further.

  • So, what I'm doing...

  • [laughter]

  • Show 'em how you make some--

  • [laughter] [cheers and applause]

  • It's the first juice bra. Yeah.

  • Tracy, you remember when you begged me to be on television?

  • - Yes. [laughter]

  • [laughter]

  • - There ya go.

  • [laughter]

  • All right, you can stop squeezing now,

  • unless you like it.

  • [laughter] I think that's plenty.

  • All right.

  • You're-- [laughter]

  • [motors continue running]

  • They're twisting, still.

  • [laughter]

  • So here's Andy Zenor. Everybody knows Andy Zenor.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • Andy--it looks like he's wearing his crumby shirt.

  • A regular shirt-- it's actually a crumby shirt.

  • and I don't mean "crummy" as in "bad,"

  • I mean "crumby" as in watch this,

  • 'cause as soon as Andy starts eating--

  • He's a sloppy eater and crumbs get everywhere.

  • Oh, he's a--look at how he eats. That's--that's--

  • Crumbs are everywhere.

  • Well, this crumby shirt takes care of that.

  • [air hissing]

  • [laughter]

  • [laughter] [air hissing sporadically]

  • [laughter]

  • Doesn't seem to be working. I think--

  • [air hisses]

  • [laughter]

  • These are all prototypes, everybody.

  • [laughter]

  • I would not sell this one, in the store.

  • [air hissing] There we go.

  • Here, wash that down with that. All right.

  • [air hiss] [laughter]

  • All right. [air hiss]

  • [applause]

  • All right, and here, of course, this is--

  • [laughs]

  • [audience laughter]

  • [both giggling]

  • [audience laughter]

  • Lauren, okay.

  • Lauren, your hair is messed up.

  • [laughs]

  • All right, so, on any given day,

  • you can find her in a pair of overalls,

  • usually because it hides all her little tiny bottles of liquor.

  • Um... [laughter]

  • But this pair is different. Let's say, instead of

  • juicing your fruit, you want to dry it.

  • All you have to do--'cause you know, it's really good for you,

  • the dehydrated fruit and everything.

  • So all you have to do is you have to put the fruit

  • in this pocket here.

  • Okay?

  • And then you press

  • this button here.

  • [audience reaction and laughter]

  • Yeah.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • Dehydrated fruit.

  • [applause]

  • [laughs]

  • [applause]

  • [talking indistinctly]

  • - One more thing. - There's one more thing?

  • [laughs loudly] [audience laughter]

- Everybody's talking about them right now, the Apple watch,

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