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- Everybody's talking about them right now, the Apple watch,
and it gave me some ideas for new wearable technology.
You know what wearable technology is, right?
It--you can wear technology.
And-- [laughter]
I have some ideas, and I think they may catch on.
so I want to show you a few of them
and see if you agree with me, and you'll see 'em first.
So, um...
And these are ideas that I just came up with,
[laughter]
So again, all the kinks aren't worked out, but--
but I think that, uh...
[laughter]
Are you--are you on your mark? I think--I think--
There you go. All right, here you go.
All right, so, one thing that's very popular right now
is juicing--everyone's on a juice cleanse.
They love to talk about it.
So I decided to take Madonna's cone bra,
and take it one step further.
So, what I'm doing...
[laughter]
Show 'em how you make some--
[laughter] [cheers and applause]
It's the first juice bra. Yeah.
Tracy, you remember when you begged me to be on television?
- Yes. [laughter]
[laughter]
- There ya go.
[laughter]
All right, you can stop squeezing now,
unless you like it.
[laughter] I think that's plenty.
All right.
You're-- [laughter]
[motors continue running]
They're twisting, still.
[laughter]
So here's Andy Zenor. Everybody knows Andy Zenor.
[cheers and applause]
Andy--it looks like he's wearing his crumby shirt.
A regular shirt-- it's actually a crumby shirt.
and I don't mean "crummy" as in "bad,"
I mean "crumby" as in watch this,
'cause as soon as Andy starts eating--
He's a sloppy eater and crumbs get everywhere.
Oh, he's a--look at how he eats. That's--that's--
Crumbs are everywhere.
Well, this crumby shirt takes care of that.
[air hissing]
[laughter]
[laughter] [air hissing sporadically]
[laughter]
Doesn't seem to be working. I think--
[air hisses]
[laughter]
These are all prototypes, everybody.
[laughter]
I would not sell this one, in the store.
[air hissing] There we go.
Here, wash that down with that. All right.
[air hiss] [laughter]
All right. [air hiss]
[applause]
All right, and here, of course, this is--
[laughs]
[audience laughter]
[both giggling]
[audience laughter]
Lauren, okay.
Lauren, your hair is messed up.
[laughs]
All right, so, on any given day,
you can find her in a pair of overalls,
usually because it hides all her little tiny bottles of liquor.
Um... [laughter]
But this pair is different. Let's say, instead of
juicing your fruit, you want to dry it.
All you have to do--'cause you know, it's really good for you,
the dehydrated fruit and everything.
So all you have to do is you have to put the fruit
in this pocket here.
Okay?
And then you press
this button here.
[audience reaction and laughter]
Yeah.
[cheers and applause]
Dehydrated fruit.
[applause]
[laughs]
[applause]
[talking indistinctly]
- One more thing. - There's one more thing?
[laughs loudly] [audience laughter]
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