And again, welcome to our life section!

再度歡迎你來到我們的生活篇

LIFE SECTION!

生活篇!!

today we're going to talk about

今天要聊的是

we are...

十件關於我們的事!

we were together

Mat&San在第一次約會後就交往了

we are...

Mat: 我們在一起 San:我們之前在一起

we are! Sorry!

不對，我們還在一起

we are together after knowing each other for only

抱歉

2 days

我們認識兩天後就交往了

sound so cheap

笑什麼啦

after the party that we met each other

聽起來超廉價的

as we mentioned in the previous video

在我們認識彼此的第一個派對後

and then we just went out for a separate date

之前影片有提過的

and then we are together

我們兩個就單獨出去約會

Sansan is so cheap

然後就交往了

Mateusz

Sansan好廉價

why am I talking like this...

很兇的爸媽?!

Mateusz has never being beaten

Mateusz

by his parents

我為何要第三人稱叫自己

never, in his life

Mateusz這一生都沒被爸媽體罰過

and I had, once

從來沒有

in kindergarten

我有，一次

I didn't want to go to school

在我上幼稚園的時候

so my dad took the belt

我不想去上學

and my mom took the hanger

我爸就拿皮帶

the hanger?!

我媽拿衣架

they were beating me at the same time

衣架!?

and then they threaten me that

他們兩個就一起處罰我

they don't want me as their kid anymore

他們跟我說不要我這個小孩了

I was crying

我就一直哭

but it was very funny

但其實這很有趣

right now

現在這個回憶

it stays in my mind

在我腦中是快樂的回憶

as a happy memory

因為那畫面很像是打網球

because

你知道男女混雙吧

it's like tennis

我就想像說

you have the mix tennis

他們在對我進行男女混雙網球賽

with male and female

爸媽不要擔心，我還是超愛你們的

and I got this imagination that

San曾經是個戰士 (現在還是!)

they're playing in the court

我以前曾跟男生打架

but dad and mom don't worry

是在我國小的時候

still love you guys so much!

我贏了

I used to fight with boys

其實她聽起來很強悍

when I was in primary school

關於她過去，還是她跟我講的很多故事

and I won

都很強悍

actually she sounds very tough

但同時又看不出來，她看起來太可愛

about her past

很難相信

and everything she says is very tough

我真的打贏了，我把他們推到小水溝裡

but she looks too cute

他們死掉了嗎

I don't believe in this

沒有啦

I really win

校園裡的小溝渠

I push them into the river

不是流動的河，是裝汙水的小水溝

small river

Mat都養很奇怪的寵物

and then they die?

我以前養過兩隻寵物

no

一隻是烏龜

small river at school, in the campus

叫做Stefan

it's not going anywhere

像是英文的Steven

it's those dirt river (ditch)

另外一隻是螃蟹

I used to have 2 pets

叫做Marian

one was a turtle

我不知道Marian的英文名是什麼

called Stefan

Marian

which is like Steven

Marian

the other one was a crab

總而言之

called

我其實不知道

Marian

Marian到底是公是母

I don't even know what's the English name for that

她是個男生嗎?還是其實是個他

Marian

這不重要

Marian

我想是男生

anyways

但是關於Stefan

I don't even know wha was the sexuality of Marian

多年以來我以為他是男生

what was the sex of Marian

結果我才發現

like, she's a girl or it's a "he"

Stefan其實是女生

doesn't matter

但無論如何我還是叫她Stefan

I think it was a "he"

在那之後我還是一樣叫她Stefan

but about Stefan

因為我已經習慣這個名字了

for lots of years

San曾出過兩場車禍

I thought it's a guy

我這一生出過兩次車禍

then I just found out that

第一次是在國小

it's a girl

我被一輛偉士牌機車撞到

but still

第二次是在

it was Stefan

大學的時候

I mean, still after that

我被一個阿公撞到

I called her Stefan

從後面撞的

doesn't matter

我當時在騎機車

because I was already up to this name

像這樣

sure

我飛出去

I used to have two car accidents in my life

滑行

one was in primary school

我還是很ok!

I was hit by a scooter

還是過得很好!

and the second one was in

沒錯，看的出來

university

而我從沒出過車禍

I was hit by a grandpa

任何意外都沒有

from the back

我甚至沒住過院

when I was on the scooter

好棒

so I was like shooo

至今都都沒住過院

flying out

至今都沒住過?!

Jesus

真的，連腿受傷阿什麼都沒有

I'm still ok

所以你是個健康的男孩!

still doing good

Mat是個變態

yea as you can see

Mateusz迷戀亞洲人

and I never have car accident

自從....不知何時開始

any kind of accident

真的不知道

I wasn't even in the hospital

我不記得這個迷戀念頭是在何時出現的

awesome

我常常想要交個亞洲來的女朋友

in my whole life

聽起來好變態

whole life?!

你是很變態沒錯

nothing

我從國中開始

not a broken leg

開始喜歡西方的音樂

nothing

西方的文化

so you're a healthy boy!

西方人的穿著

Mateusz has being obsessed with Asians

但沒你那麼變態

since...don't know when

San差點被顆糖果噎死

since don't know when

我曾被一顆大糖果噎到

it's like...

那時我在車裡

I don't even remember

因為那時車在晃動

when it appears

我們在高速公路上行駛

anytime

印象中有段路比較顛簸

I'm always thinking about Asians

我那時含著一顆粉紅色大糖果

sound so sick

一搖晃結果不小心就噎著了

you're sick

我記得我家人趕快停車

and pervert

我爸媽猛力幫我拍背

yea

後來才把它咳出來

when I was in secondary school

我們在之前的假期中差點破產

I start to like Western music

之前的暑假我們跑去捷克玩

Western culture

我們把所有錢都花光了

outfit and so on

身無分文

but not that sick as you

只在口袋裡

I used to be choked by a huge candy

找到幾個硬幣

when I was in the car

然後我們最後的一餐

because the car was shaking

最後的晚餐...

we were driving on the highway

在捷克的最後一餐

it was pretty bumpy

是一團飯

I was having this kind of big pinky candy

我們點了一碗飯

and it was like..

花了2波幣 (18塊台幣)

I remeber my family stopped the car

真的就是一團白飯

they were flapping my back

就這樣

and then it was out

真的很小一團

last holidays

我們就加了胡椒，鹽

we spent all the time in Czech

加各種調料讓它有點味道

and we just spent all the money

還加了辣醬

totally all the money

那場景看起來很悲戚

we had nothing

想像我們兩個

nothing on my bank account

坐在酒吧裡

only few coins

帶著所有的行李

left in our pockets

分吃著那一小團飯

and the last meal

我們甚至沒辦法給服務生小費

the last supper...

什麼都沒了

the last meal we had was

但很好玩

rice

是很好玩的經驗

we just ordered the rice

愛情鎖的故事

for 2 zł

我們在Wrocław留下了一個愛情鎖

it's literally a rice

在那的一座橋上

a really small one

那是一座愛情橋

so we add pepper, salt

很多人到附近買了鎖

anything with taste

刻了兩人的名字在上面

spice

然後把它鎖在橋上

it looked really sad

整座橋都被鎖佔滿了

two of us

當然，廉價但很浪漫的把戲也是要來一下

in the bar

大鎖附上2把鑰匙

with all the luggages

其中一把鑰匙還在我車內

and sharing that small piece of rice

至於另外一把鑰匙

we couldn't even give the tips to the bartender

照習俗要把它丟到河裡

nothing

象徵著我們會永浴愛河

but it was fun

我當下試著要把氣氛弄的很浪漫

a fun experience

然後Sansan就說

we left the love lock

然後魚就把鑰匙吃掉了

in Wrocław

我愛你啦

on a bridge in Wrocław

我也愛你

there is a love bridge

MatSan喜歡去詭異的地方

lots of people buy the lock

目前我們只去了幾個地方

with their names on it

但目前去過的我們都很喜歡

and just lock it on the bridge

我們很喜歡那種詭譎的氣氛

it's full of locks

不一定要是鬼屋

and of course, this cheap but romantic stuff

只要是廢棄的地方就可以了

there are 2 keys

我們去了原子彈研究中心

one key is still in my car

已經廢棄多年了

and the other key

真的很可怕

we have to throw it into the river

底下都沒有光線

it means our love will last forever

你可以聞到很潮濕的空氣

I was trying to make it so romantic

還有滴水聲

and Sansan said

還有很多詭譎惡魔的塗鴉

"The fish ate it."

我們反應是: 哇這好棒

I love you!

很適合約會

I love you too

我們推薦哦

we just visit few of them

Józef有位哥哥

but we love it so much

Józef

we love this atmosphere

有位哥哥

it doesn't have to be a haunted house

Vladimir

it just has to be abandoned

沒錯我有哥哥!!

we went to atomic research center

這就是關於我們的10件事

and it's abandoned

希望你們喜歡這集

it's so scary

希望你們覺得有趣

there's no light

如果我們有更多想法，我們會拍第二集

this humid air

請記得按讚

yea, the water dropping

訂閱和在底下留言哦

and lots of creepy demon graffiti

也別忘了到我們的Facebook粉絲專頁按讚呦

and we were like: Woah!

我們愛你

this is awesome

下次見囉

great place for a date

再見! byebye!

we recommended

我想我哥了

Józef

has a brother

Vladimir

yes I do!

so that's the 10 facts about us

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I miss my brother