(muffled screaming) (lively music)

- I'm assuming that a lot of American alcohol is going

to be sugary, like the foods.

- Bigger, brighter, more colorful, more gimmicky.

- Bud Light with Lime.

- Oh, I might just throw up.

- It's really sweet.

- That hit the spot.

- It's like the kind of beer that I like

which is beer that doesn't actually taste like beer.

- I would drink it again and I'm going to do that right now.

- Well, very good color scheme here,

very patriotic for the American state.

- That is watery as (beep).

- Kind of lacks a little punch.

- I don't taste anything at all.

- Yeah, I like that a lot.

- This is like Four X, I think, it's iconic yet it's shit.

- Carlton Draught if you watered it down.

- Looks stronger on first glance which is.

- This looks kind of like a hipster beer.

- Oh, that does taste fancy.

- Good, good, this is normal beer.

This is how beer should be.

(gagging)

- I love it.

- Oh, no, no, no (coughing).

- It's not watery, so good job, America.

This is good, this should be your number one beer

not Bud Light.

- That's a (beep) joke of a can.

- Like a bogen size.

- All natural?

- What does that mean?

- Is it like a natural fountain of beer flowing,

if so, where is it?

- It tastes a bit like armpit-y.

- Tastes like water beer.

- Is there beer in this?

- Mike's Hard Lemonade.

- This looks like a Smirnoff or something,

like a Lemon Ruski.

- 5% alcohol , this is for pussies.

- I feel like I'm 16 again, not that you can drink at 16

in Australia, not that I did that.

- This is kind of piss weak.

- I've taken off Hard, it's Mike's Lemonade,

you're a (beep) liar, Mike.

- What is this?

- So big, that's what she said.

- This is (beep) lego.

- This was banned for a really long time

cause it had caffeine in it.

- Oh, my God, that's disgusting.

- Holy, shit.

- (beep)

- Oh, my God, what the (beep).

- In Australia we had something like this called The Elevate

which got banned.

I need to recreate the original Four Loko.

Well, wow.

- A hard no, no, I'm not going to try that again.

- There's a lot of government warnings on this bottle.

- (coughing) (beep)

(coughing)

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, shit, do we got some yogurt or something,

my mouth's on fire.

- Bring it on, I'll have another shot,

should I have another shot?

- [Person Behind Camera] You're (beep).

- I think American alcohol is...

sugary and watered down.

- It's no better or worse than Australian alcohol.

- American alcohol's fun.

- Right now I love American alcohol.

I think you guys do a very good job

at what you do, (laughing) I'm drunk.

- It's like a spicy after, I was going to say afterbirth.

(laughing)

It's a spicy afterbirth.

- [Person Behind Camera] Are you drunk?

- I'm not drunk.

Why would I be drunk?

You just brought me in here in the middle of the day

to try alcohol.

Spicy afterbirth (laughing).

Spicy after taste.