Name: 【趣味分享】 六個讓人毛骨悚然的神奇寶貝 (6 CREEPIEST Pokemon!)
Uploaded: 2016-08-27T21:59:59.000Z
Duration: 5 min 9 s

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Hey Vsauce, Michael here today with a very special video.

歡迎收看Vsauce，我今天為大家帶來了一段非常特殊的影片

基礎被動語態

I am joined today via Skype with two members of Underbelly.

今天我用Skype與另外兩位Underbelly頻道的成員連線

他們在紐澤西州；我則在紐約州

We're bridging the Hudson with knowledge and information.

我們跨過Hudson來討論新知識與交流新資訊

Today they're going to school me on Pokémon.

今天他們倆將帶來神奇寶貝的相關知識

我是蚊香蛙，但我的名字是Shawn

Right here I put together if you guys remember the Pokedex

看這裡，我把神奇寶貝圖鑑裝好了，如果你們還記得這個的話，

from the original anime and the videogame.

神奇寶貝圖鑑本來是在動畫還有電動遊戲裡面的。

我來這介紹在圖鑑上能找到的神奇寶貝中

they're basically these animals that you capture with the Pokeballs

它們基本上是這些你能用寶貝球捕獲的動物

and you keep them on you. That's why they're called Pocket Monsters.

然後你能牠們帶在身邊。這就是為何它們稱做口袋怪獸

Yeah, exactly, except doesn't Pocket Monsters

的確是這樣，但除此之外，口袋怪獸這名字

already sound way too inappropriate for children?

- That's pretty darn scary. - So right off the bat,

這的確是非常恐怖 - 那麼開始吧！

they're starting on a foundation of terror and inappropriateness.

他們將基於恐怖與不恰當來開始今天的討論

Hey Michael, is that a monster in your pocket,

它隨身攜帶一種很像擺鐘的東西

There once was an incident in which it took away a child it hypnotized.

I'm really glad I didn't watch this show so much as a kid.

我真是慶幸當我小時候並沒有很迷這部動畫

- I'd be more messed up than I am now. - Yeah, all this stuff is in the games.

- 我現在感覺更混亂了 - 是的，這些都是發生在遊戲裡的情節

Well, do we know what happened to the kid,

好吧，那我們知道後來這小孩發生了甚麼事嗎

or is it just this mysterious thing in the Pokedex?

還是神奇寶貝圖鑑裡只有這件謎團？

I'm gonna say the child was eaten. This one's even worse.

我覺得那個小孩被吃了。還有更糟糕的。

It's Haunter. By licking, it saps the victim's life.

它是鬼斯通。它會用舌頭舔獵物，好吸取獵物的生命

It causes shaking that won't stop until the victim's demise.

Drifloon, which is like basically a giant hot air balloon kind of guy

飄飄球，基本上就是一個很大的熱氣球人

It tugs on the hands of children to steal them away.

它會用力地拉小孩的手，企圖把孩子帶走

So this Pokémon which looks like a balloon, like a child's balloon,

所以這隻神奇寶貝看起來像是一顆汽球，像是一顆小孩子在玩的氣球

parents think that the children are just playing with a balloon,

父母認為小孩們只是在跟一顆氣球玩

but actually this Pokémon's trying to steal them away,

但事實上這隻神奇寶貝正試著要將他們帶走

But they're so light weight, they're just getting pulled around like a balloon.

但它們太輕了，所以它們只能像個氣球般被小孩們拉住

These are some of the scariest things. I don't even know if I can sleep tonight.

下面還有一些最恐怖的東西。我甚至不知道我晚上能不能睡得著

The shock of its bouncing makes its heart pump.

彈跳引發的震動能讓他的心臟跳動

As a result this Pokémon cannot afford to stop bouncing.

結果就是，這隻神奇寶貝不能停止彈跳

假如它停下來，它的心跳也會跟著停止

So it's like Tigger with a heart condition?

所以像是裝了控制心跳機制的跳跳虎？

I like that. Well, it's really nice. Just keep moving kids.

我喜歡這個說法。嗯，這真的很棒。就是一直讓孩子動起來。

Oh yeah, right. It's a lesson in good exercise habits.

哦，是的。這教導大家要保持運動的好習慣

- That's true. - Did you guys see this thing

about how Pikachu, over the years, has lost weight and gotten more fit?

關於這幾年皮卡丘如何減肥而保持好身材嗎？

Yeah, they thinned him up. Kind of like Garfield

是的，他們讓皮卡丘變瘦了。有點像加菲貓

when he started out really big and then they kept drawing him smaller.

一開始它看起來很肥大，後來他們把它畫得比較小隻

Even though he was this giant fat cat, he really wasn't.

即使它以前是這隻大肥貓，它事實上不是這樣

Kabutops, which is kind of like this guy with big claws.

鐮刀盔，有兩隻大爪子的神奇寶貝

With sharps claws, this ferocious ancient Pokemon

這隻兇猛的古代神奇寶貝用它鋒利的鐮刀爪子

rips apart prey and sucks their body fluids.

將獵物撕開並且吸取它們的體液

- Oh, I see what you did there. - So not just blood but everything?

- 哦，我知道你在那幹啥 - 所以不只是血液而是所有東西？

that even I can't explain some mornings? - Absolutely.

甚至是某些早上起床時，我無法解釋的體液？ - 沒錯

There's a Pokémon called Cubone. It basically has a skull on its head.

有一隻叫做可拉可拉的神奇寶貝。它有一個頭骨在它頭上

Cubone wears the skull of its deceased mother.

可拉可拉頭上戴的骨頭，是他已故母親的頭骨

OK, guys, tell me where can I find out more about Pokémon?

好的，兄弟，我可以在哪裡找到更多神奇寶貝的資訊嗎？

If you want to find out more about Pokémon, we have a Pokémon public service announcement

假如你想找到更多神奇寶貝。我們的頻道正在

and we actually went into the studio— Michael was there.

而我們事實上也進錄音室製作 - Michael也在那

We brought in the voice actor who played Professor Oak on the anime

我們邀請了在動畫裡替大木博士配音的配音員

to voice our Pokémon public service announcement

來替我們的神奇寶貝宣傳廣告配音

on tall grass, the dangers of going into tall grass.

我們在草長得很高的草叢中拍攝，還會提到會有甚麼危險

And we've got all sorts of other things out there in terms of video games.

而且在我們的頻道內還有其他有關電玩的資訊

It's Sonic, we're talking about Metal Gear,

這是音速小子，我們正在討論潛龍諜影

I want to stop you there. Speaking of 3D movies,

It is a pack of Jaws 3D trading cards from 1983.

這是一包1983年出的大白鯊 3D 收藏卡

- 讚喔 - 你知道裡面是甚麼嗎？

- No. - Chewing gum. I'm going to eat it right now.

- 不知道 - 口香糖。我現在要把它吃掉

This video is supposed to be grim, not a vomitfest.

這支影片的風格應該是恐怖的，不是噁心的。

- 等等。你就這樣吃了？ - 對阿

- It's from like 1985. - I put something in my mouth

- 它大概是1985年製造的 - 我把比我還老的東西

這應該在節目中當成你新的座右銘

"We put things in out mouth that are older than us."

「我們把比我們還老的東西放進嘴裡」

好，當這些人將面具戴上的同時

I'm going to have a little bit of coffee from my Sun Your Buns mug

我要用我的Sun Your Buns馬克杯來喝杯咖啡

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【趣味分享】六個讓人毛骨悚然的神奇寶貝 (6 CREEPIEST Pokemon!)

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【趣味分享】 六個讓人毛骨悚然的神奇寶貝 (6 CREEPIEST Pokemon!)

child

stop

old

grass

【趣味分享】六個讓人毛骨悚然的神奇寶貝 (6 CREEPIEST Pokemon!)