Needy much?

你太空虛嗎?

Here's my butt hole.

門都沒有。

Bye.

我走啦!

Every cat ever.

貓咪日常

Hey fluffy, what's that fluffy?

嘿! 小毛球，看看那是什麼呢?

What is that?

那是什麼呀?

What is that?

什麼東西呢?

Where can I get it?

嗯? 要去哪裡抓呢?

My paw is already on it.

啊! 我的腳掌已經碰到它了耶!

Every meow ever.

喵咪日常

What the [xx], Heath that's nasty.

搞什麼! 漢斯，那樣很噁心!

Get your mind out of the gutter.

什麼? 洗澡呀! 幹麻想歪。

Every cat ever.

貓咪日常

Dinner time Abby.

愛比，吃飯囉!

You know I can't afford wet food all the time.

唉唷! 你知道我沒辦法三餐都買罐頭給你吃嘛!

Meow.

喵

Every cat ever.

貓咪日常

Meow meow, how did you get there?

喵咪! 你是怎麼到那裡去的!

I just wanted to jump on a high stub

我...我只是想跳到那個高柱子上嘛!

and I did,

我真的成功了

but now it's scary.

可是...現在我好害怕!

Mama's got you, leaping in to my embrace.

來! 媽媽在這，快跳到我懷裡來

Every cat ever.

貓咪日常

I bet I could jump over there.

我絕對可以跳到那裡去!

Don't do it pet pet.

不要這麼做，傻寵物!

I was born to jump.

我可是天生的彈跳高手

I believe I am able to fly.

我相信我可以飛!

Every cat ever.

貓咪日常

Heathcleve that's gross.

噢...漢斯，那很噁心!

Don't you bring that up to the door.

你最好不要把那個帶到門邊來

How else am I going to show my love for you?

那我還能怎麼表達我對你的愛呢?

You just don't get it, do you?

唉! 你根本沒聽懂，對吧!

You so cute.

你真可愛

Meow meow look, I got you a cozy new bed.

喵咪，看! 我買了舒服的新床鋪給你唷!

I got a mansion and I ain't ever leaving.

嗯? 我有豪宅啦! 而且我是不會離開它的

Awww.

噢!

I'm...good.

我...我很好。沒事!

Warn you it's not cozy there.

就跟你說那裡一點都不舒適吧!

Oh sweet [xx].

噢...又甜又香

Every cat ever.

貓咪日常

Oh Fluffy you're going to get it. You're so close.

噢...小毛球你就快抓到了! 很接近囉!

I'm going to get you,

我要抓到你。

I'm going to get you,

我要、我要、我要抓你!

I'm going to get you,

抓、抓、抓

Not there. Ha! Ha!

不在那呢! 哈哈哈

guys, thanks so much for subscribing.

謝謝你們的訂閱

Click the video on left for bloopers and this

點左邊的影片看幕後花絮，和聽.....這些噪音

and Smosh The Movie is out right now

同時Smosh電影已經出來啦

Click video on the right to go download it.

點擊右邊的影片來下載

Your best pet is to change the video from the inside.

你最棒的寵物能改變影片的內容

And if you can't click all the little thing on the screen

如果你不能點螢幕上的小東西，

all the links are in the description below.

所有的連結都在下面的介紹裡。