Everybody sing it with me.

大家一起唱！

There used to be a graying tower alone on the sea

曾有一幢灰濛濛的高塔矗立在海邊

Did you know, that when it snows

但你可知道在下雪時

My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen

我的睜大的雙眼可以看到你所放散發的光芒耀眼

Baby! I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray

寶貝，我將你比喻為幽暗裡的玫瑰之吻

I can't believe no one in this family wants to sing.

我沒想到沒有任何一個人在這家庭裡想唱歌

Walley World.

「Walley 世界」

Here we come.

我們來了

What the hell is that?

這是什麼鬼?

That's a 2015 Tartan Prancer

這是2015年的Tartan Prancer (車牌)

It's the Honda of Albania. Let's hit the road!

這就是阿爾巴尼亞的本田。 出發了唷

What kind of asshole would drive his family across the country?

哪種傢伙會帶著全家用車往返不能國家？

My great dad wanted us to be close, and that's all I want for my family

我爸想要我們家庭更親近的，我也有這個希望

Family is the most important thing there is.

家庭是最重要的

Hi folks! You must be the Fun family!

嗨大家！你應該就是「Ｆｕｎ」家！

I'm just messing with you! Look at your guy's face. It's like Funs.....huh??

我只是在開玩笑而已啦！看看他的表情！看起來是「Ｆｕｎ’ｓ」對不對？

Stop talking to me.

不要再跟我說話了

Sheila. -Sheila, do you like school this year?

Sheila　－Sheila，你今年喜歡上課嗎？

It's ok.

還好

So, do you like school this year?

所以，你今年喜歡上課嗎？

That's seriously what you sound like. Just shut up.

認真的，你是這樣講的。別開口了

Can you get along any faster, Dad

爸，你可以快點嗎！

Prancer doesn't go any faster!

Prancer 不能再加速了！

Maybe if I press this rabbit button it'll like give it a boost or something. -Yes!

如果我按兔子按鈕會不會更快或怎樣。－會！

What? -What's happening?

什麼？怎麼了？

Why am I swiveling? -I don't know, I don't know!!

為甚麼我在旋轉？－我不知道，真的不知道！！

-Turn the wheel. -Oh my god -AHHH

－轉一下車輪！－天啊！－啊～～

Ahh! It really looks like somebody blew their head off.

啊～～看起來有人真的把自己的頭炸開

Freeze! -This trip's been a nightmare.

不要動！－這次的獨家有多恐怖啊

You had a dream to take your family to Walley World.

你的夢想就是帶全家到「Walley 世界」

Never let that go.

不要放棄！

What kind of a family are you?

你們家是怎樣？

We're the Griswalds.

我們是「Griswalds」

You piece of ass

你這個大笨蛋

Wow! This is beautiful!

哇！這裡好美喔！

I say we call it Griswald Springs!

我們稱為「Griswalds溫泉」好了！

Why does it smell like rotten eggs?

為甚麼有腐臭雞蛋的味道？

Sulfur, buddy!

硫磺啦，弟弟！

Natural.

自然

We should jar this stuff.

我們該放在廣口瓶裡面

I don't think this is a hotspring.

我覺得這不是溫泉

I found a dart.

我找到飞镖了

Are you crazy??

你瘋了嗎？？

Ahh!!!

啊～～

Everybody out! I took out all of the pricks.

大家快出來！我把镖都拿出來了！

We're naked and covered in human waste.

我們又裸體又滿身是人糞尿。

Oh, come on sweetheart. We don't know if it's human.

喔親愛的，我們又不知道是不是人類的糞尿～