Yes.

對啊

Were you holding that in for me?

你是為了我一直憋著的嗎？

Yeah, for like six weeks.

對啊，大概憋了六個禮拜

Yeah I can tell.

我可以感覺得出來

Oh, that's, ummm... Nick, come and say hi

噢，那是，恩... Nick來打個招呼

Wait, is this your mom?

等等，這是你媽嗎？

Yeah.

對呀

Hi. Hi.

你好 你好

So I ran into your sister today.

我今天遇到妳姊姊了

Oh, yeah, how was she?

噢真的嗎，她怎麼樣？

She was really good, she kept going on and on about how in love with me you are.

她很好啊，她一直在談你有多愛我呦

It's weird. Last time we talked we just talked about her kids the whole time.

蠻奇怪的，上次我們聊天她完全都在講她小孩

We definitely covered that subject.

我們絕對也有談到那個

And a few others, like one I just said, but she ignored.

還有一些其他的啦，像是我剛說的那個，但是她就忽略了

I love you so much

我好愛你！

Ohhh, I love you, too.

噢，我也愛你！

So what kind of music are you into?

所以你喜歡什麼樣的音樂？

Ahhh, Indie rock, some hiphop

呃，印度搖滾、一些嘻哈音樂

I know what you like.

我知道你喜歡什麼

Wow, I love how you floss

噢，我喜歡你剔牙的樣子

Uhh, really? It doesn't make me look fat?

呃真的？這不會讓我看起來胖嗎？

No, it's very slimming

不會啊。看起來非常苗條

AHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH

噢噢噢噢噢噢 耶耶耶耶耶耶

Ohh, stop being such a baby

噢，忍耐一點好嗎

Okay, I got it

好了，我弄好了

Got it? Oh, yeah, it came out really good.

弄好了嗎？ 沒錯這個痘痘好好的出來了

♫ Remember when I met you, and you said ♫

♫ 當我見到你的時候，你說 ♫

♫ We don't need to be friends ♫

♫ 我們不需要當朋友 ♫

♫ And I look at you, you're like ♫

♫ 然後我看著你，你就好像 ♫

♫ All about my shit pants ♫

♫ 只有在注意我的超髒的褲子 ♫

♫ You keep kidding up for me ♫

♫ 你一直開我玩笑 ♫

(On the phone)

(電話中)

Can you just talk to Amy real quick?

你可不可以跟Amy講幾句話

It's my dad.

是我爸

Hey, Roger.

嗨，Roger

Yeah we did get your Hawaiian coffee, thank you

對啊我們有拿你的夏威夷咖啡，謝謝

How was Mauii with Pam?

跟Pam一起去毛伊島如何？

Yeah, maybe we will join you next time.

對呀，或許下次我們也會一起參加

Baby. Aha?

寶貝 啊哈？

Can you take a look at the outfit see if it's good for the party tonight?

你可不可以看一下我的打扮適不適合今天晚上的派對

(laugh)

(大笑)

Are you going to wear something similar? I don't wanna clash.

你要不要跟我穿很像的？我不想要很怪

Oh my god.

喔我的天啊

Do you like it?

你喜歡嗎？

I just feel I can move well in it.

我覺得穿這樣我可以很自由的活動

I hate going out party and I can't dance in it.

我討厭去派對結果還不能好好跳舞的衣服

Yes, yes!

沒錯，沒錯！

Oh, I love everything that's happening right now.

噢，我愛現在發生的一切

Just wanna know if I should change or not

只是想要知道我該不該去換衣服

Are you awake?

你醒了嗎？

(I love you)

(我愛你)

Oh my god, you do not have to cook for me.

噢我的天啊，你不用為我煮飯的

I wanna cook for you, I love you.

我想要為你煮飯，我愛妳呀

I know, I love you, too.

我知道，我也愛你

You love me?

你愛我？

Yeah Ahhhhhh

對啊。 啊啊啊啊啊啊

I feel really strongly about you

我對你有很強烈的感覺

How strong?

多強烈？

Like, popeye

跟卜派水手一樣吧

Oh, nice, before spinach or after spinach?

噢，不錯啊，吃菠菜前後是吃菠菜後？

Like post spinach popeye strong.

就像吃完波菜的卜派一樣強壯

Wow, that's pretty good but it doesn't last that long.

哇，這蠻好的，但那沒有持續很久欸

If you're still not ready to say it

如果你還沒準備好要說

Just share this video with them

就把這個影片分享給他們吧

Ummm? Ummm?

嗯？ 嗯？

Are you awake?

你醒了？

(snores)

(打鼾)