This is you.

這是你。

Okay, well, actually this is me.

好啦，其實這是我。

But imagine that it's you. I am you, get it?

但想像一下這是你。我就是你，懂嗎？

Okay, cool. Let's move on.

好，我們繼續。

It all started with Monday.

我們從星期一女孩開始。

Like always Monday hits you like a stack of bricks.

一如往常，星期一像磚塊一樣令人沉重。

"Huge" was an understatement for her personality.

她個性用「遠大」一詞來說太保守了。

You probably dated her early on, like, maybe high school.

你大概在蠻年輕的時候跟她交往過，或許是高中。

Ultimately she tried to fix you.

她最終試著要去修正你。

She was too focused on the future.

她太專注於未來。

Have you submitted your college applications yet?

你的大學申請書交了沒？

What are your career goals?

你的事業目標是什麼？

I want to get married after college.

我想要大學畢業之後結婚。

And then you met, her.

然後你會遇到，她。

Uhhh, her name is blinking on me. Let's just move on.

呃，她的名字叫眨眼妹 (因為她不斷對我眨眼放電)。我們先繼續下一個。

After that girl, you decided to try to mix it up.

在那個女孩之後，你決定綜合一下。

You pretended to like slam poetry and vegan bacon.

你假裝喜歡詩歌競賽跟素培根。

This is Wednesday.

這是星期三女孩。

Wednesday gives you the urge to start anew.

星期三給你重新開始的動力。

But at the end of the day, what is she talking about?

但是到頭來，她到底在講什麼？

That tree is no longer because of you.

因為你，那棵樹不再是樹。

You'll never understand poetry.

你永遠無法理解詩的真諦。

Next came Thursday.

接下來是星期四女孩。

She got you back on track.

她把你帶回正軌。

Yeah, Thursday was pretty and fun.

沒錯，星期四女孩是漂亮有趣的。

But it felt like a filler.

但感覺起來她好像只是來填補空虛的。

You had things you loved about her, sure.

她當然有你喜歡的點。

But it felt like a routine.

但那感覺起來像是例行公事。

And it always felt like you were waiting for something else.

然後你總是覺得你還在等待其他的東西。

It always felt like you had to work at it.

總是覺得你必須要付出努力。

Friday was a perfect ten.

星期五女孩是完美的。

Pretty much the dream.

就像是做夢一樣。

She was a payday.

她就像你的領薪日。

You felt free with Friday.

你跟她在一起很自在。

But then, Friday got a little crazy.

但然後，星期五女孩會有點太瘋狂。

(Round 3)

(第三輪)

You couldn't keep up with Friday.

你沒辦法跟上星期五女孩。

It ended with tears and vomit.

通常都以眼淚跟嘔吐做收尾。

Gross.

超噁。

After you recover from Friday,

在你從星期五女孩中恢復後，

You met Saturday.

你會遇到星期六女孩。

Aren't we all just racing through Monday to Friday, in hopes that we can finally meet Saturday?

我們不都是希望趕快過完星期一到星期五，希望星期六快點來嗎？

Saturday was fun and exciting.

星期六女孩很有趣、刺激。

She was different than any other girl you've been with.

她跟你之前在一起過的那些女孩不一樣。

You fell in love with Saturday.

你跟星期六女孩墜入愛河。

- So here we go. - I know... I know how to do this.

- 所以我們開始囉！ - 我知道怎麼做。

But sometimes, Saturdays don't always work out.

但有時候，星期六女孩沒辦法陪你走到最後。

You have plans and hopes for Saturday, but at the end of the day you look back and realize maybe Saturday was a little disappointing.

你對星期六女孩有很多希望和打算，但到頭來回首發現或許星期六女孩有點讓人失望。

Maybe Saturday wasn't everything that you wanted it to be.

或許星期六女孩並不是你想要的一切。

Saturday broke your heart.

星期六女孩會讓你心碎。

And that happens, but I promise for every Saturday you face, there will be a Sunday.

這會發生，但是我保證在你面對星期六女孩後，都會有一個星期天女孩。

You know when you meet someone, and then suddenly everything makes sense.

你懂那種當你遇見某個人，突然間所有的事情都對了的感覺。

That's Sunday.

那就是星期天女孩。

You can be yourself around Sunday.

在星期天女孩身邊你可以做你自己。

Sundays help you reflect and be thankful for the journey you've been on.

星期天女孩幫助你回顧並且對於你所經歷的一切感到感激。

With Sunday, things are just easy.

跟星期天女孩在一起，似乎所有的事情都變得簡單。

Sundays are peaceful.

星期天女孩是平靜的。

Sundays help you become a better person.

星期天女孩幫助你成為更好的人。

I think eveyone could use a Sunday.

我想每個人都會需要一個星期天女孩。

Maybe things didn't work out with all the other girls.

或許你跟其他女孩並沒有什麼好結果。

But you wouldn't change that for anything.

但你不會為了那些改變任何事。

The path to love is a journey.

學習去愛的歷程是一趟旅程。

Sometimes it can suck.

有時候爛透了。

But it helps become the person you are today.

但這些都成就了今天的你。

Ohhhhhh, Tuesday!

哦！星期二女孩！

How did I forget about Tuesday, your name is Tuesday!

我怎麼會忘記星期二女孩呢，你是星期二女孩！

Well, Tuesday is not that memorable.

好吧，星期二不是那麼讓人印象深刻。