- Australian sex.

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- [man] Gobby. Gobby!

- Oh, the elf in Harry Potter.

- Hi, I want a gobby. That sounds fun.

- Gob makes me think mouth,

which makes me think--

- Blowjob! - You got it!

- I would never use the word "gobby".

- Oh, it's a great word.

Like, "Oh, yeah, just got a gobby."

- Yeah, after you give me the gobby,

I'm going to stick it in the clacker. (laughs)

- That sounds like a whole plan!

- It's so cute!

- Like a, it sounds like an instrument.

- Yeah, like clack, clack, clack. (claps)

- I don't, you have to go first,

cos I'm thinking really hard. (sigh)

- Maybe it's cos it's the sound it makes?

It's like-- - Oh, yeah.

- [both] clack, clack, clack (clapping).

- Clacker. "Put it in your clacker."

- Vagina? - Anus.

- I, I'm just thinking about the song.

- "Brown-eyed girl'? - Yeah!

- Brownie eye, brown eye.

- Yeah, like you pull apart your cheeks

and you show someone your b-hole.

- Visualize what an eye looks like,

and then brown comes out of it,

it's gotta be a butt-hole.

- It's what you do when you're at a house party, not me...

- Yeah. - Others.

And you're at a house party and there are, like,

cars driving by, you might chuck a brown-eye.

- Mmm.

- Hard to get sexy with, though.

- Doodle could be a dick?

- It better be a penis.

- Dick. - Dick.

But for children.

So generally-- - I still say "doodle".

- For children! (laughs)

- [man] Crack a fat. - [woman] Crack a fat.

- I'm just going to crack a fat.

- Is it anal sex?

- That sounds like masturbating to me.

- Crack a fat-- - Oh, smack the bum! Yeah?

- Smack the bum? - Crack a fat?

- Some people call a hard-on a chubby,

so that could be like fat. - Ooh!

- And crack it's like-- - Okay!

- You know, I snapped into fat-penis mode.

- That means "boner".

I'm just cracking a fat thinking about this word.

It's great.

- I do think it would be hilarious

to be on Tinder in Australia

after this vocabulary lesson.

I think that would be really funny. (laughs)

- I like that. I'm going to say that now.

- Thank you, Australia. - Thank you.

You guys are cool people, you got fun accents and--

- Yeah! - Kangaroos are pretty cute.

- Adorable and horny as fuck. - Yeah!

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