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  • ♪♪♪

  • ¡Abre la puerta! ¡Abre la puerta!

  • ¡Abre le!

  • ¡Abre la puerta! ¡Abre la puerta!

  • [shrieks]

  • [glass breaking]

  • Help!

  • (male) The time has come for change.

  • For far too long in this country,

  • too many of us have been afraid to speak up

  • about the things that matter.

  • The time for change is now,

  • so we're gonna change American football to rugby.

  • And, uh...

  • ...helmets are for wimps.

  • [audience booing]

  • (male) All right, sorry.

  • Joking about the president, okay.

  • Joking about football, okay, my bad.

  • The one that I'd love to actually see

  • as the president would be someone

  • like Arnold Schwarzenegger, you know?

  • Imagine him trying to fix the problem.

  • "You don't worry about the Hummers," you know?

  • "I used to drive one, come on. It's fantastic."

  • I love Arnold Schwarzenegger.

  • He's done a movie recently with Sylvester Stallone.

  • Sylvester Stallone, "You know, I'm wondering, you know,

  • would you like a cameo in my latest movie?"

  • And Arnie's like, "I'm too busy for a cameo.

  • But how 'bout a small part?"

  • We get call centers ring us in Australia.

  • I don't know if it's the same here.

  • This guy rang me up the other day.

  • He's like, "Excuse me, Mr. Price."

  • I thought it was my friend doing King Julien.

  • I'm like, "Oh, the New York Giants, oh, ha-ha!

  • "I like to move it, move it. I like to move it, move it.

  • Ohh!"

  • It was one of those calls.

  • He said, "Are you interested in doing a short survey?"

  • I said, "I'm not interested."

  • "Okay, question number two. Why not?"

  • "I'm not interested."

  • "Number three, would you ever consider--"

  • "No!"

  • "Thank you. Come again."

  • If I offend some of you guys, it's not my intention

  • 'cause I want to offend everybody equally,

  • if that's okay.

  • [slow clapping]

  • I'm here for the autograph. Not yours.

  • Thank you, man. Ahh.

  • Take my bag.

  • No, no, no. I'm union, I'd better not.

  • So, I thought they were gonna waterboard you

  • for the rugby thing.

  • Yeah, I know.

  • It was a risk, a risk I was willing to take.

  • - Heh-heh. - No risk, no reward, huh?

  • So when are you gonna get up on stage and do something?

  • Me?

  • Uh, next week. Oh, never, that's what I meant.

  • Never, yeah.

  • No, seriously, you've got some good stuff.

  • - You should. - Well, you laugh at anything.

  • Well, true, but then again, I am just being polite, right?

  • Well, what do I owe you for that inspiration, Tony Robbins?

  • No, look, seriously, man, seriously.

  • I just wanna be the first to throw something at you.

  • Well, you know who liked that joke?

  • Nobody. Nobody.

  • Oh, thanks. Thank you.

  • (female) So I noticed you've been talking

  • with the new guy at work.

  • Peter, right?

  • Yeah.

  • He actually went to high school with me.

  • He used to race bikes.

  • Motorcycles?

  • No, bicycles.

  • Like Lance Armstrong.

  • Oh, cool.

  • He must like his job then.

  • He's doing bike deliveries, right?

  • Yup, he's a mailman on wheels.

  • [laughing]

  • I also noticed that he's been hanging around the guy

  • that sounds like the Crocodile Hunter.

  • Yeah, Ben.

  • He's Peter's buddy.

  • He grew up in Australia.

  • I'm actually becoming good friends with both of them.

  • Because our departments somewhat overlap,

  • we spend quite a bit of time together at the office.

  • Ben moonlights as a comedian.

  • He's hilarious.

  • [gasps] Oh no!

  • What?

  • Hailey, Ben's show was tonight, and I totally forgot.

  • Oh, no.

  • He's especially been getting on me

  • about going to this, and I promised I would go.

  • (Hailey) Ooh, busted.

  • I can't believe I forgot.

  • I gotta text him right away.

  • Ugh!

  • [speaking in Australian accent] "I'm so sorry.

  • I beg your forgiveness."

  • [laughing]

  • So were you and Peter good friends in high school?

  • No, not really.

  • We didn't even really know each other.

  • He was just in one of my classes.

  • He was pretty popular, kind of known for being a partier.

  • He's different now, though, there's--

  • Something's changed. I don't really know what it is.

  • People change.

  • Yeah, they definitely do.

  • (male news announcer) For some, the legalization of gay marriage is good news,

  • while others find it difficult to grasp.

  • Regardless of what anyone thinks about the issue,

  • gay marriage has become a present-day reality

  • that is spreading across America.

  • Soon, to one degree or another,

  • each of us will have to respond in our own way

  • to this current cultural revolution.

  • Hi, Peter.

  • Can't believe you're still here. What time's your first delivery?

  • I'm still trying to wake up.

  • (Diana) Oh, Ben's show was last night.

  • No wonder you're tired. How was it?

  • Oh, it was great.

  • He did so great.

  • Uh, he says you do that too.

  • You're supposed to be pretty good.

  • He said that? I didn't say that.

  • He said that? I wouldn't say that.

  • - No. - Can you do one?

  • No. No, no, no, no.

  • - Come on. - No.

  • - Oh, come on. - No, no, no, no.

  • Peter, just do like, just a little one.

  • No.

  • Nobody's here. Please?

  • Come on.

  • (Peter) I'm not--I'm not very good.

  • That's okay.

  • All right.

  • Are you familiar with Russell Crowe,

  • the crazy guy, throws phones at people?

  • - Yes. - All right.

  • - I can't do him. - Oh, come on!

  • I can't do him, but I got a mean Popeye.

  • I got a mean Popeye.

  • Wow.

  • Oh, man, I gotta go soon.

  • Oh, wow.

  • Are you gonna be on time this time?

  • I better, 'cause I'm surprised

  • they're letting me do this again.

  • Everyone makes mistakes.

  • [laughing]

  • Yeah, that's true.

  • How many times have you run out of gas?

  • It's like three or four.

  • Okay. No, shut up.

  • Shut up, shut up, shut up.

  • It's seven? It was eight-ish.

  • - No. - It was in the eights.

  • - No, it was, like, once. - Well, who's keeping count?

  • [laughing]

  • [under her breath] You.

  • What are you looking at?

  • (Peter) It's the Bible.

  • Oh.

  • So you're religious?

  • Well, I'm a Christian.

  • Since when?

  • Like, a year--year? Yeah, a year ago.

  • Mm-hmm.

  • So you, like, believe it, like, you know, that it's all true?

  • Yeah. Yeah, every word.

  • So do you believe gay people should be stoned?

  • Of course not.

  • (Diana) Well, your book says that.

  • No, no.

  • Actually, I was reading yesterday in--

  • You know what?

  • I don't wanna offend you, but I have a sister who's gay.

  • And you don't know the struggle she's been through

  • from people who are telling her that she's gonna go to hell

  • for, what, loving someone?

  • And you have the audacity to tell me

  • that she's going to hell?

  • Go on, say it.

  • Oh, man. Um--

  • I'm sorry. I gotta go.

  • I gotta go. I'm sorry.

  • ♪♪♪

  • (Diana) "So do you believe gay people should be stoned?"

  • Whoa!

  • (Peter) Sorry, sorry, sorry!

  • Oh, hold it, hold it, hold it hold it, hold it, ooh.

  • [laughing]

  • [giggling]

  • You two look happy.

  • Oh, we're getting our application

  • for our marriage license.

  • Can you believe that we're actually doing this?

  • (female) I know.

  • Oh, did you call the florist?

  • You know what, we'll just go there next.

  • (female) Okay.

  • (female #2) I feel like there's so much to do,

  • and it's gonna be here before you know it.

  • (female) I know.

  • That's a really cool bag.

  • Are you a bike messenger?

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • So what's your message?

  • No, I'm a bike delivery person.

  • It's a--I don't deliver bikes.

  • I--um...

  • I guess, bike messenger sounds better

  • than bike delivery person.

  • [elevator bell dings]

  • (Peter) Stamps Armstrong.

  • Well, have a nice day.

  • (Peter) Yeah, you too.

  • Stamps Armstrong.

  • [elevator creaking, clanging]

  • ♪♪♪

  • [grunting]

  • (male operator) Hello, is there a problem?

  • (Peter) Yeah, I'm stuck in the elevator.

  • The doors won't open. I'm halfway down the floor.

  • (operator) Okay, there's been a malfunction.

  • Yeah.

  • (operator) Try pressing the door open button.

  • It's not working. It's not doing anything.

  • It won't open.

  • I mean, the doors are open but--slightly.

  • (operator) Hang on, I'm entering a code.

  • Okay, now try pushing the doors open.

  • All right, the doors are open. Thanks.

  • (operator) Okay, now I want you to wait there

  • until the repair crew arrives.

  • Don't let anyone in.

  • What?

  • No, no, no. I have to go.

  • I have to deliver a package.

  • (operator) You don't understand. Someone could die.

  • I'll figure something out. I can't wait here, okay?

  • (operator) Hey, this is serious.

  • You need to warn people. You cannot leave.

  • Hey, can anybody help me?

  • Is there anybody here?

  • ♪♪♪

  • All right.

  • What's this?

  • Hey! You gotta stay and watch this elevator for me.

  • If anybody gets on this elevator,

  • they're gonna die.

  • So just stay here, make sure nobody gets on.

  • I'll be right back. I'll be right back.

  • (female) I still can't believe that we're getting married.

  • [laughing]

  • I never thought that I'd be holding this application.

  • Oh, there's a café down on the second floor.

  • Let's just eat there.

  • And then the florist isn't too far from here.

  • (female #2) Sounds good.

  • (female) What do you think your brother is going to say?

  • (female #2) I don't know, but he's going to have to say something now.

  • [laughing]

  • ♪♪♪

  • ♪♪♪

  • [screaming] Noooo!

  • Noooo! Noooo!

  • [screaming]

  • [elevator crashing]

  • No, no!

  • Ah!

  • ♪♪♪

  • ♪♪♪

  • (male announcer) Ray Comfort's been talking with people on the street

  • about what they believe for years.

  • He's not afraid to ask some very personal questions,

  • and as a result, he gets some very interesting answers.

  • Watch this.

  • (Ray Comfort) I noticed when I came up, you two were kissing in public.

  • You are obviously gay.

  • Do you think homosexuals should be allowed to be married?

  • Definitely, 100%.

  • (Ray Comfort) Are you two married?

  • Um, no, we're not married.

  • (Ray Comfort) Are you thinking of getting married?

  • Yes.

  • (Ray Comfort) What do you think of gay marriage?

  • I love gay marriage. I have a lot of gay friends.

  • I love the gay community, and I think everybody

  • should be able to love who they wanna love,

  • no matter if you love a woman or a man, who cares?

  • (Ray Comfort) What do you think of gay marriage?

  • I'm not opposed to it.

  • Gay marriage, I think they should be able

  • to do whatever they want.

  • I think that everyone should be free to marry who they want.

  • (Ray Comfort) Do you think it's morally okay to be gay?

  • Yes, it is. It's not a lifestyle.

  • It's not a choice. It's who you are.

  • You can't help the fact that you love a man,

  • you can't help the fact that you love a woman.

  • (Ray Comfort) Do you think it's morally okay?

  • Sure.

  • I think it is morally okay.

  • It's their choice.

  • They have the same rights as everyone else.

  • Love is love.

  • Who cares who you love as long as you're happy.

  • (Ray Comfort) Are you gay?

  • I am.

  • (Ray Comfort) Are you gay?

  • I am gay, yes.

  • (Ray Comfort) You gay? - Yes.

  • (Ray Comfort) When did you discover you were gay?

  • Last year.

  • (Ray Comfort) Do you think people are born gay?

  • No.

  • (Ray Comfort) So it's-- they choose to be gay?

  • Yes, I think they choose to be gay.

  • (Ray Comfort) Are people born that way?

  • I believe so. I was.

  • (Ray Comfort) Do you think people are born gay?

  • Yes, definitely.

  • (Ray Comfort) Do you think people are born with tendencies

  • to commit adultery?

  • Um, I don't--

  • No, I don't believe so.

  • (Ray Comfort) What about to fornicate?

  • No.

  • (Ray Comfort) I was born with those tendencies.

  • Everyone's born with a desire to do what we wanna do

  • even if, you know, even if it's wrong.

  • I know adultery's wrong and fornication's wrong,

  • but I still wanted to do it.

  • I was born like it. Couldn't help it.

  • The desires overtook me.

  • But it doesn't make it right. Does that make sense?

  • That does make sense.

  • (Ray Comfort) I was born that way.

  • You were?

  • (Ray Comfort) Yeah, right from the time I was a little kid,

  • when I saw girls, I wanted to be with one.

  • Most guys are like that, they got red blood in their veins.

  • I mean, women are attractive.

  • Yeah, we are.

  • (Ray Comfort) So we're kind of born that way

  • in the sense we like to do that which is wrong.

  • Fornicate and commit adultery, comes naturally to us.

  • Does that make sense?

  • It does.

  • (Ray Comfort) So do you think the same--it's the same with homosexuality?

  • People are born with a nature that does what they wanna do

  • rather than what God says?

  • Yes.

  • (Ray Comfort) Do you think they're born that way?

  • They're born that way.

  • (Ray Comfort) You sure?

  • You think people are born adulterers?

  • - Are born what? - Adulterers.

  • Like, they cheat?

  • (Ray Comfort) Yeah, wanting to cheat on people.

  • It's in our human nature.

  • (Ray Comfort) It's in our human nature?

  • Yeah.

  • (Ray Comfort) You think people are born fornicators?

  • [laughing]

  • Um...

  • (Ray Comfort) What do you think?

  • Actually, it is choice. It is choice.

  • (Ray Comfort) Choice? You've changed your mind?

  • Yeah, you just--yeah. You enlightened me real fast.

  • Honestly, this is actually a very good argument.

  • (Ray Comfort) Does that make sense?

  • Yes.

  • - That makes sense, yeah. - Sure, it makes sense.

  • (Ray Comfort) Does that make sense?

  • Makes sense, yeah.

  • The way you're saying it, logically, it makes sense.

  • (Diana) You know, it was so inexpensive, and it's the same as the one

  • we saw in the mall the other day.

  • It looks so cute on you.

  • Thank you.

  • I gotta go. I'll talk to you later.

  • (Peter) That shirt looks sooo cute on you.

  • (Diana) Stop, you are such a creeper.

  • Huh-huh-huh.

  • [laughing]

  • Hey, this is gonna sound strange.

  • Do you have a sister?

  • (Diana) Mm-hmm. Yeah, I do.

  • Is she gay?

  • No.

  • Why do you ask?

  • I had a dream last night.

  • (Diana) About my sister?

  • She's married with kids.

  • I gotta ask you another question too.

  • Okay.

  • What do you think of gay marriage?

  • Well, I think that people who love each other

  • should have the right to get married.

  • Don't you?

  • I think there's more to it than that.

  • I'm a Christian, and the Bible--

  • The Bible says a lot of stuff, though.

  • I mean, doesn't it say that God sends gay people to hell?

  • You're missing the point.

  • Jesus came to save people from hell.

  • (Diana) Don't get me wrong. I believe in God.

  • It's just that my God doesn't damn people to hell

  • just 'cause they're different.

  • Let me show you something.

  • This is a Christian talking to a gay couple.

  • (Diana) I'd really rather not.

  • These people are so condescending

  • and judgmental and I just--

  • Why is the Bible so against sex?

  • The Bible's not against sex.

  • The whole thing starts with God

  • telling two naked people to have sex.

  • They're literally halfway home.

  • And I know there are psychos out there

  • holding up hateful signs about gay people,

  • but most Christians aren't like that.

  • That's not even Christian. Watch how it ends.

  • (Ray Comfort) Anything else you'd like to say?

  • - No, thank you. - You finished?

  • Yep, I'm all good.

  • Thank you for being so, I guess, kind and understanding

  • and not very judgmental about it.

  • Fine.

  • (Ray Comfort) Do you believe in God?

  • Yes, I believe in God.

  • (Ray Comfort) What does God think of homosexuality?

  • I think God is okay with homosexuality.

  • (Ray Comfort) So what does God think of homosexuality?

  • That's a stupid question.

  • I think He should just stay out of it.

  • (Ray Comfort) Are you a spiritual person?

  • I am. I believe in God.

  • (Ray Comfort) Okay, so what does God think of homosexuality?

  • He thinks it's a sin. He thinks it's wrong.

  • He frowns upon it, but He still loves me at the end of the day

  • since we're all sinners.

  • I know God wants people to be happy.

  • Since I didn't choose my sexual orientation,

  • so then why would He--

  • If He really didn't like gay people,

  • why would He allow them to roam around the earth so free?

  • (Ray Comfort) Well, the same reason He allows adulterers

  • and fornicators and liars and thieves

  • to roam around the earth.

  • That's from the Christian Bible.

  • It's 1 Corinthians chapter 6, verses 9 and 10.

  • Could you read it out loud?

  • It says, "Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators,

  • nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor homosexuals, nor sodomites,

  • nor thieves will inherit the kingdom of God."

  • (Ray Comfort) What do you think of that verse?

  • That one's really complicated.

  • (Ray Comfort) It says, "Adulterers won't inherit God's kingdom,

  • nor will fornicators, nor will homosexuals."

  • So what do you think of that?

  • Um, it's a nice verse. I'm glad you told that to me.

  • (Ray Comfort) Could I give you a Bible verse to read

  • and see what you think of it?

  • No.

  • (Ray Comfort) Did you hear the second word? It says, "idolaters."

  • Do you know what that means?

  • I do not.

  • (Ray Comfort) Well, an idolater is somebody

  • who makes up a god in their own image.

  • It's a violation of the first and the second

  • of the Ten Commandments where God says,

  • "Number one, you shall have no other gods before Me."

  • And the Second Commandment says,

  • "Don't make yourself a graven image," or a false god.

  • We tend to make a god up in our minds

  • that we feel comfortable with,

  • a god that doesn't mind adultery or fornication,

  • homosexuality, lying, and stealing.

  • And we cuddle up to that snuggly little god

  • we feel comfortable with, but he's not the god

  • we have to face on Judgment Day.

  • So according to the Bible, will adulterers get into heaven?

  • No.

  • (Ray Comfort) Fornicators?

  • No.

  • (Ray Comfort) Homosexuals?

  • No.

  • (Ray Comfort) That's the warning of Scripture.

  • And if you don't receive that warning,

  • then I can't do anything for you.

  • I'm a Christian, and I've got a dilemma.

  • If I say, "Homosexuals won't inherit the kingdom of God,"

  • I'm called a hater, with hate speech, and intolerant.

  • But if I say they will, I'm lying as a Christian,

  • 'cause I believe God's Word.

  • "Do not be deceived."

  • (Ray Comfort) Why do you think it begins with those words?

  • What do you think, Cody?

  • (Ray Comfort) Why do you think the Bible begins with those words,

  • "Don't be deceived"?

  • (male) Do not be deceived.

  • I don't know.

  • (Ray Comfort) 'Cause people are deceived when it comes to this issue.

  • Okay.

  • I accept Christ into my heart,

  • and that's all that I need to be able--

  • (Ray Comfort) Well, no, you've got to repent, turn from all sin.

  • No lying, stealing, adultery, fornication, homosexuality.

  • You've gotta turn from all sin.

  • I can do that on my deathbed

  • if I really don't believe that I'll make it.

  • (Ray Comfort) Will homosexuals inherit the kingdom of God,

  • according to the Bible?

  • Absolutely not.

  • (Ray Comfort) Thank you very much, ladies, for talking to me.

  • I really appreciate it.

  • No worries.

  • (Ray Comfort) If I care about homosexuals, I'll warn them too.

  • Does that make sense?

  • - That makes sense, yeah. - Sure, it makes sense.

  • (Ray Comfort) Anything else you'd like to say?

  • - No, thank you. - You finished?

  • Yep, I'm all good.

  • Thank you for being so, I guess, kind and understanding

  • and not very judgmental about it.

  • Can I go back?

  • I accept Christ into my heart.

  • They were Christians.

  • (Peter) A lot of people make professions of faith in Christ

  • and then they just continue to live however they wanna live.

  • It's called self-deception when we do that.

  • Hey, thanks for letting me talk to you about this.

  • Yeah.

  • (Peter) Oh, I gotta--oh, Ben has a show tonight.

  • You should come to the show.

  • Sure.

  • Um, before you go, I just have a quick favor to ask.

  • My brother, Eric, has really bad cancer.

  • He's dying and he has a wife and three beautiful kids.

  • Why is this happening?

  • What did he do to deserve this?

  • I'm so angry at God.

  • (Peter) I'm really sorry that that's happening to you.

  • I'll definitely pray for you.

  • Thanks.

  • ♪♪♪

  • ♪♪♪

  • Hey, what do you think?

  • I think they make me look cool.

  • (female) Cool?

  • You're trying on sunglasses from a liquor store.

  • Cool is not possible.

  • You need to get in here?

  • No hurry.

  • You two together, or do we have a line?

  • We're together.

  • (female) Don't stare, but do you see that guy standing over there?

  • I've been watching him pace back and forth.

  • There's something really weird about him.

  • Maybe he just needs some sunglasses.

  • I'm serious.

  • I think he might have stolen something.

  • You want anything?

  • (Ben) I'm good. I don't eat before a gig.

  • Butterflies.

  • You eat butterflies?

  • (Ben) Yeah, I do.

  • [laughing]

  • (Peter) Oh, I got a joke for you, by the way.

  • - Yeah? - Knock, knock.

  • - Really? - Yeah.

  • Who's there?

  • Interrupting starfish.

  • Interrupting star--oh!

  • Come on.

  • [Peter laughs]

  • Do you get it?

  • - Yeah, I got it. - It's a closer.

  • (Ben) Right in the face.

  • How 'bout these?

  • Get on the floor now! Get on the floor now!

  • Get down now, get down! Everybody, get down.

  • Get on the ground.

  • You wanna be on the ground, or underneath it?

  • Get down!

  • Are those cameras on? Are they recording?

  • No, no. Yes, yes.

  • - No, yes, which one? - Yes, yes.

  • Give me the cash. I need the cash now.

  • Nobody pays with cash anymore.

  • Aghh!

  • (Ray Comfort) We aren't calling for the stoning of gays.

  • We aren't calling for the stoning of anyone.

  • Think of the woman caught in the act of adultery.

  • They wanted to stone her to death, but she was repentant.

  • She put her trust in Jesus, and He said,

  • "Go your way and sin no more."

  • [cell phone dings]

  • [exhales]

  • God...

  • ...if You can hear me, please protect Peter.

  • Open the safe or I open her skull.

  • (Peter) No, no, no, no, no, man.

  • (female) No, please.

  • No, look, if you hurt her, then you gotta answer to God.

  • (thief) What?!

  • What are you, Mother Teresa? Huh?

  • What, am I gonna go to hell?

  • Hey, just leave her alone, man.

  • Just hand me the gun.

  • Yeah? Yeah?

  • You want the gun? You want the gun?

  • How about I give you my bullets instead?

  • (Peter) No, no, no, no, no.

  • And where are these two gonna go if I pull the trigger, huh?

  • (Peter) No, no.

  • Look, if you're gonna shoot somebody, shoot me.

  • Oh God, I don't wanna die.

  • I don't wanna die.

  • Look, just don't shoot anybody, okay?

  • Aghhh!

  • [police sirens wailing]

  • (thief) No, no, no, this isn't happening.

  • This isn't happening. Who called 'em?

  • Did you call the cops?

  • No!

  • Get up, get up.

  • Get up. Shut up.

  • Get down. Get back.

  • All right. All right.

  • - Get back, get back. - Help.

  • Shut up!

  • Put your gun down.

  • Back off!

  • Put it down now, and you will not get hurt.

  • (male) Let her go.

  • (female) Somebody help me.

  • (male) It's not worth it, man. Let her go.

  • (female) Help! Somebody help me.

  • [crying]

  • - Back off or I'll shoot her. - Let her go!

  • She's gonna die, and it's gonna be all your fault.

  • (male) Sir, put your weapon down now.

  • Put your weapon down.

  • Put it down now and let her go.

  • No one will hurt you.

  • (thief) Get back! Get back!

  • I will shoot her.

  • (male) Go, go, go, go!

  • Move in. Move in.

  • Hurry up. Grab the gun.

  • Stay on the ground. Stay down.

  • Put your hands behind your head.

  • Aghh. Aghh-hah.

  • Thanks, man.

  • [cell phone dings]

  • Thank you.

  • (Ray Comfort) So what about you?

  • If you were to die today, where would you go?

  • Do you believe in an afterlife?

  • Oh, man, I am the guy

  • that believes in infinite possibilities.

  • (Ray Comfort) Do you believe in God's existence?

  • I don't really have a belief in anything, to be honest.

  • (Ray Comfort) Now, do you think you're a good person?

  • Absolutely.

  • (Ray Comfort) Do you think you're a good person, Kyle?

  • Yes.

  • Whoa.

  • The way I judge myself, yeah.

  • I believe I am, yeah.

  • I'm a fabulous person.

  • (Ray Comfort) Do you think you're a good person?

  • Are you gonna make it to heaven?

  • I am gonna make it to heaven.

  • (Ray Comfort) Do you think you'll go to heaven or hell when you die?

  • If I don't repent of my homosexuality,

  • I will most definitely go to hell.

  • (Ray Comfort) You said you were a good person.

  • Let's go through some of the Ten Commandments

  • and see how you do.

  • How many lies do you think you've told in your whole life?

  • Heaps.

  • (Ray Comfort) What about you?

  • Heaps.

  • I think I tell two lies a day.

  • (Ray Comfort) Whoa!

  • Have you ever stolen something in your whole life,

  • even if it's small, irrespective of its value?

  • Yes.

  • (Ray Comfort) Have you ever stolen something, even if it's small?

  • Yes, I have.

  • (Ray Comfort) Now, Jesus said, "If you look at a woman and lust for her

  • you commit adultery with her in your heart."

  • Have you ever looked at a woman with lust?

  • I've done that probably 15 times on the way here.

  • (Ray Comfort) Have you ever looked at a woman with lust?

  • I'm gay, so I do not ever look at women.

  • (Ray Comfort) And what about you, Kyle?

  • Yes, I sure have.

  • (Ray Comfort) At a guy?

  • Of course.

  • (Ray Comfort) You ever used God's name in vain?

  • Yes, I have.

  • (Ray Comfort) Have you ever used God's name in vain?

  • Yes.

  • (Ray Comfort) Okay, that's called blasphemy.

  • Have you done it?

  • Well, yeah.

  • [laughing]

  • (Ray Comfort) Now, have you ever used God's name in vain?

  • Um--

  • (Ray Comfort) "Oh my G-O-D."

  • Oh, yeah.

  • (Ray Comfort) It's called blasphemy when you do that.

  • So, a little bit of bad news here.

  • I'm not judging you, but by your own admission,

  • you're a lying thief and a blasphemer.

  • And you have to face God on Judgment Day.

  • So if you face God on Judgment Day

  • and He judges you by the Ten Commandments,

  • are you gonna be innocent or guilty?

  • I'll be guilty.

  • (Ray Comfort) If He judges you by the Ten Commandments,

  • bearing in mind by your own admission,

  • you're a lying thief and a blasphemer,

  • would you be innocent or guilty?

  • Innocent.

  • (Ray Comfort) Why?

  • Because I'm living my life He want--

  • like, the way He wants me to.

  • I'm going to school. I'm here.

  • I'm not on drugs. I don't have a baby.

  • I'm not married. I don't have sex every day.

  • I do, I admit it, I should have waited 'til I got married,

  • but I was young and dumb and I experienced it,

  • and it was a great experience of my life.

  • (Ray Comfort) Let's back up here.

  • You've just told me you're a lying thief,

  • a blasphemer, and a fornicator.

  • I am. Yes.

  • (Ray Comfort) And the Bible says fornicators won't inherit God's kingdom,

  • neither will liars or thieves or blasphemers.

  • So you're in big trouble on Judgment Day.

  • And what about you?

  • I'll be guilty.

  • (Ray Comfort) Would you go to heaven or hell?

  • I would like to think I'd go to heaven.

  • (Ray Comfort) Well, the Bible says all liars will have their part

  • in the lake of fire.

  • By my standings and where I'm at right now,

  • I will be going to hell.

  • But I would love to go to heaven.

  • I would hope that I wouldn't end up in hell.

  • That sounds like I'm going to hell.

  • (Ray Comfort) Does that concern you?

  • Yeah, that would concern me.

  • Yeah, on some level, for sure.

  • (Ray Comfort) Now, what can you do to be made right with God?

  • How can you be justified?

  • How can you have your sins forgiven?

  • Do you have any idea?

  • I go to church.

  • (Ray Comfort) Well, that won't help. You got to do something else.

  • I'm here at school. I'm living my life.

  • (Ray Comfort) Yeah, but so--

  • I'm here on earth. He put me here for a reason.

  • (Ray Comfort) But that doesn't wash away your sins.

  • You need a Savior.

  • Someone who can wash away your sins, so on Judgment Day,

  • you won't receive justice, you'll receive mercy.

  • Because the Bible says if you die in your sins

  • you'll end up in hell.

  • I'd hate that to happen to you.

  • Now, do you know what God did for guilty sinners

  • so we wouldn't have to go to hell?

  • Any idea?

  • Do you know what God did

  • so guilty sinners wouldn't have to go to hell?

  • Any idea?

  • No.

  • No, what did He do?

  • (Ray Comfort) Well, 2,000 years ago, God became a human being,

  • Jesus of Nazareth, and He gave His life on the cross

  • to take the punishment for the sin of the world.

  • You and I violated God's law, and Jesus paid our fine.

  • (male) If I die, either way, I'm gonna be dead.

  • (Ray Comfort) Well, would you go-- are you sure about that?

  • Well, nobody knows for sure.

  • (Ray Comfort) Well, God knows.

  • That's very true, but we haven't spoken to God.

  • (Ray Comfort) Well, He's spoken to us through His Word.

  • The Bible says very clearly,

  • "It is appointed to man once to die

  • and after this the judgment."

  • If you stand before God on Judgment Day, in your sins,

  • you'd be guilty and you'd end up in hell according to the Bible.

  • That's why you need the Savior.

  • That's why you need what Christ did on the cross.

  • You've got to repent of all sin and trust in Jesus alone.

  • If you're in court and someone pays your fine,

  • the judge can dismiss your case.

  • He can say, "This person's guilty, but they're out of here

  • because the fine's paid."

  • Well, God can let you live forever.

  • He can commute your death sentence

  • because of what Jesus did on the cross.

  • Suffering and dying for the sin of the world

  • and then rising from the dead.

  • If you're in a court of law and you're guilty,

  • the judge can say, "Oh, this person's guilty,

  • but the fine's paid, so they're out of here."

  • God can let you live forever

  • because Jesus paid your fine on the cross,

  • through His life's blood, then He rose from the dead

  • and defeated death.

  • What you've gotta do is repent and trust alone in Him.

  • Turn from sin and trust in Him. It's like you trust a parachute.

  • When you jump out of a plane,

  • you don't try and save yourself by flapping your arms.

  • You can't save yourself. Same with God.

  • You've gotta trust alone in Jesus;

  • don't try and save yourself.

  • That's what the Bible says. Does that make sense?

  • It does.

  • (Ray Comfort) And what you have to do is repent and trust in Him.

  • The minute you do that, God'll dismiss your case.

  • He'll forgive your sins

  • and legally grant you everlasting life.

  • That's the good news of the gospel.

  • Does that make sense?

  • Yes.

  • (Ray Comfort) Okay, summation.

  • If you were to die today, according to the Word of God,

  • and God gave you justice, you'd end up in hell.

  • There are two things you have to do to be saved.

  • You've gotta repent and trust alone in Jesus.

  • When are you gonna do that?

  • Starting today.

  • (Ray Comfort) In the quietness of your heart,

  • don't wait 'til you go to church,

  • today repent and trust in Christ.

  • That's what I'm saying

  • so that you're assured of your sins being forgiven.

  • Does that make sense?

  • It does. I have a question for you.

  • Can you tell that I'm a lesbian?

  • (Ray Comfort) No.

  • No. How would I tell that?

  • No, I'm just saying, do we have, like, a--

  • do we look like a certain way?

  • Can you tell?

  • 'Cause you've been talking to a lesbian

  • for the past 20 minutes.

  • (Ray Comfort) I pray that God will lead me to the right people

  • and He's led me to you and it's--

  • He did. I'm glad.

  • (Ray Comfort) And it's been great to talk to you.

  • Trust alone in Jesus.

  • He's the only Savior that God has provided.

  • Does this make sense?

  • (male) Totally makes sense.

  • (male) Hey, Peter.

  • Hey, did you get done with the police report yet?

  • Yeah, I just finished.

  • You almost took a bullet for us in there,

  • and, well, we wanna buy you dinner.

  • I mean, just to go our separate ways seems kind of weird.

  • (Peter) Thanks, but I gotta take my buddy to his comedy show.

  • He's late.

  • Well, is it possible for you to just drop him off

  • and then come with us for a quick bite?

  • It'd mean a lot to us, really.

  • All that crime fighting has made me hungry.

  • Great. Do you know where Tino's is?

  • It's right down the street.

  • Sure, yeah, I could meet you guys there, 45 minutes?

  • Cool.

  • All right, we'll see you then.

  • (male) I still can't believe you did that.

  • Can I get an iced tea please?

  • - Yeah. - Thank you.

  • Why would you do that?

  • 'Cause I like iced tea.

  • Seriously, though, you don't even know us.

  • (male #2) You tell that guy to shoot you instead of us.

  • Yeah, that took a lot of courage.

  • Actually, I was terrified.

  • But I'm a Christian, so I know where I'll go when I die.

  • You're a Christian?

  • You know we're gay, right?

  • (Peter) Yeah, I figured that when I saw you guys holding hands

  • before the guy came at you with his gun.

  • Yeah, but don't most Christians pretty much hate gays?

  • (Peter) No, that's not true. We don't hate anyone.

  • Your table's ready.

  • Wonderful.

  • [exhales]

  • (male #2) Well, this is a first.

  • I can't say we've ever taken a Christian

  • out for dinner before.

  • You know, I actually have some questions about the Bible

  • and what it says about being gay.

  • Really?

  • That's weird.

  • I was just looking into that.

  • Why?

  • Why would you do that?

  • (Peter) I had this crazy nightmare.

  • It left me thinking that if I'm not true

  • to what the Bible says about homosexuality,

  • it's like not warning people about a faulty elevator

  • before they step onto it.

  • So if I really love people, then I have to say something.

  • Love can't stay silent.

  • Okay. Love.

  • Okay, so if God is love,

  • then why is there so much suffering and death?

  • And if homosexuality is such an abomination,

  • then why is the word "abomination"

  • used to describe eating shellfish?

  • And how come the word "homosexuality" hasn't been

  • in the Bible until a few decades ago?

  • Okay, one at a time.

  • So it is true that the word "homosexuality" wasn't in there

  • because the word hadn't been invented yet.

  • It was coined sometime around 1900.

  • But the original Greek word that was in there,

  • that's the exact equivalent

  • to the modern word of "homosexuality."

  • I didn't know that.

  • Okay, what about the shellfish?

  • (female) That comes with baked potato and glazed vegetables.

  • (male #2) No, we're just not ready to order yet.

  • (female) Oh, okay. No rush.

  • Could you give this to Tino, please?

  • Look, here's something that I've been reading.

  • One of these might answer some questions

  • about why God allows suffering.

  • I think you'll find both pretty useful.

  • (male #2) Um, okay, you know what?

  • I think we should go.

  • What?

  • We appreciate everything you did, but we're done here.

  • (male) What's your problem?

  • So he just gave us some Christian stuff.

  • Let's go.

  • I'm not going anywhere. What's your problem?

  • I'm not gonna sit here and listen to this.

  • He saved our lives.

  • I really didn't mean to offend you guys.

  • (male #2) Oh, I know, I know.

  • You and every other homophobe never mean to offend,

  • yet you still tell us that we're going to hell unless we change,

  • and I've just heard it all before

  • and I'm done listening.

  • (male) Don't do this.

  • Listen, I am not going back in the closet,

  • and I will not deny my sexuality.

  • (male) He didn't do anything.

  • (male #2) It's fine.

  • Get converted. See if I care.

  • Do not bring that into our home.

  • (Peter) I really didn't mean to offend you guys.

  • (male) No, you didn't do anything.

  • I mean, you can say whatever you want.

  • I won't be offended.

  • No, but I understand why he's mad.

  • I do.

  • Do you understand what it's like to be in our shoes?

  • Do you have any clue, you know,

  • just the basic stuff that we go through?

  • I know that this is complicated,

  • and I don't wanna sound like a know-it-all,

  • but you two saw what I was willing to do for you today.

  • There are many other Christians that would do the same thing

  • because they genuinely care about you.

  • I don't doubt that about you, I just--

  • (Peter) The bottom line is that I believe the Bible.

  • Even though I'm terrified to do it, I have to speak the truth,

  • no matter what people think of me.

  • It's not even about me.

  • It's about this wonderful loving God

  • that sent His Son to die on the cross

  • and rise from the dead so that sinners

  • could be forgiven and have everlasting life.

  • (female) Okay, so what can I get for you guys?

  • (male) We're not ready.

  • But you're doing a great job.

  • Here's a million dollars, under the table.

  • [laughing]

  • Now I can quit.

  • More than just some vain emotion

  • True love does what others fail to do

  • You know that I care about you

  • So I won't let the world around us

  • tell me what to think or say or do

  • You know it's true

  • So don't you know, love, love can't stay silent

  • It's gotta wake the world

  • Oh, it's gotta tell the truth

  • Oh, don't you know, love, love can't stay silent

  • It's all that I can do

  • You know, I really love you

  • Love can't stay silent ♪♪

  • (Ben) I don't know how many people know the Simpsons.

  • I've got the Homer Simpson GPS.

  • "You'll be driving along the 71,

  • we're going to take the next exit on the left.

  • Wait, was it the left or was it the right?

  • Hang on, think.

  • What are we gonna--doh!

  • I dunno.

  • Just stop here for some donuts.

  • Mmm, donuts.

  • Is there anything they can't do?"

  • Who wants to come for a drive with me?

  • They remade "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."

  • Johnny Depp got the role.

  • Robert De Niro was asked to play the role of Willy Wonka.

  • Can you imagine? Robert De Niro, Willy Wonka.

  • "Hey, listen to me, Charlie.

  • Hey, don't mess with me.

  • Hey, don't, don't mess-- don't mess with me.

  • You are good.

  • Yes, you--yes, you are-- yes, yes, you are.

  • You've gotta get-- yes, you do.

  • Yes, you do.

  • I am watching you."

  • Hey, thank you.

  • Hey.

  • Come on, y'all.

  • One more time, give it up, come on.

  • [audience applauding]

  • All right.

  • [audience cheering]

  • Please, he wasn't that funny.

  • All right, consider this a union gig.

  • We're gonna take a 5-minute break.

  • If you're a government worker, that's about an hour.

  • Everybody else, 5 minutes.

  • Go in back, get yourself an overpriced, watered-down drink.

  • Five minutes, everybody.

  • Hey.

  • Oh, I'm so glad you're okay.

  • Yeah, that was crazy, wasn't it?

  • I can't believe that happened to you.

  • Me neither.

  • I, uh, I actually prayed.

  • No, you didn't.

  • Yeah, I did.

  • I can't remember the last time I did that.

  • Wow.

  • Well, thank you very much.

  • So I've been watching the videos that you showed me,

  • like, all day today.

  • And I haven't told anyone this yet,

  • but I'm kinda starting to feel a little nervous

  • because it's starting to all make sense.

  • (Peter) Right.

  • You know, the whole thing about heaven and hell and--

  • (Peter) Right.

  • So you understand the gospel, the main message of the Bible?

  • I think so.

  • We're sinners and Jesus can save us?

  • Right.

  • Well, Jesus came to die on the cross for sinners, yeah.

  • So when you turn away from sin and you put your faith in Him,

  • then you're saved from the punishment you deserve.

  • [cell phone ringing]

  • Oh, sorry, I have to take this real quick.

  • Yeah.

  • Hey, Katie, what's going on?

  • (Katie on phone) Eric isn't doing good at all.

  • I need to take him to the emergency room right now.

  • Can you watch the kids?

  • (Diana) Yeah, of course. I'm on my way.

  • (host) Welcome back, everybody.

  • Thank you very much for being here once again.

  • Can I tell you, you're a better crowd than last night.

  • That's all I'm-- I don't wanna insinuate

  • that they weren't very bright but--

  • flattery will get me everywhere--

  • the crowd last night,

  • if the joke didn't begin with "Knock, knock,"

  • it was a little rough.

  • ♪♪♪

  • ♪♪♪

  • I would like to introduce our next act,

  • but apparently he's about as punctual as Axl Rose.

  • We don't have a next act is what I'm trying to tell you.

  • And I'm really not even kidding.

  • We, uh, we don't have a next act.

  • What? It's ridiculous.

  • (host) Okay, so here's the deal.

  • I want my money back!

  • (host) You can all be really mad, start throwing stuff at me,

  • or we could keep this party going

  • because we're like the NSA.

  • I happen to know that there are some people

  • in this crowd tonight who are actually funny.

  • In fact, the whole night you've been looking up here

  • and going, "I could be funnier than that guy."

  • [engine stalls]

  • Hi.

  • Yeah, um, I ran out of gas.

  • So now is your chance.

  • Where are our wise guys?

  • And just in case you need to be bribed,

  • the food here, almost better than airplane food.

  • We'll actually feed you and your table

  • if you're willing to come up here.

  • Where is our first funnyman?

  • [exhaling]

  • ♪♪♪

  • (voice on phone) Hey, this is Peter. Leave me a message.

  • I'll call you back. Unless you're a telemarketer.

  • [beeping]

  • Hi, Peter. It's Diana.

  • Um, sorry I had to go earlier.

  • I just wanted to let you know that I've really been thinking

  • about everything we've been talking about,

  • and I've even been feeling bad about my...

  • ...sin.

  • [giggling]

  • Yeah, I said the word "sin."

  • Hey, uh, there's a lot of you here.

  • You guys like impersonations?

  • Yeah.

  • All right, this is Russell Crowe.

  • "Are you not entertained?"

  • [laughing]

  • [applauding]

  • And if you're not entertained, I'll throw a phone at your face.

  • [audience applauding]

  • ♪♪♪

  • ¡Abre la puerta! ¡Abre la puerta!

  • [gasps] No!

  • ¡Abre le!

  • ¡Abre la puerta! ¡Abre la puerta!

  • ¡Abre la puerta!

  • ¡Abre la puerta!

  • [screaming]

  • [glass breaking]

  • Help!

  • [train horn blowing]

  • ¡Rapido!

  • [vehicles crashing]

  • (voice on phone) Hi, Peter. It's Diana.

  • Sorry I had to go earlier.

  • I just wanted to let you know that I've really been thinking

  • about everything we've been talking about,

  • and I've even been feeling bad about my...

  • ...sin.

  • [Diana giggling]

  • Yeah, I said the word "sin."

  • Anyway, I've actually been reading the Bible,

  • and it's really making me think.

  • But I'm not quite there yet.

  • I definitely have some questions.

  • So as I've been reading, I've noticed that God

  • often gives people second chances,

  • and I like that because, oh, I could use a second chance.

  • So I just wanted to say thanks.

  • I know I've been arguing with you about God and stuff,

  • but you've been nice enough to put up with me.

  • So, thank you for not giving up on me.

  • You're a true friend.

  • (female news reporter) A dramatic rescue happened just hours ago

  • when a woman was almost crushed by an oncoming train.

  • The rescue effort almost turned tragic

  • when the victim refused to be rescued.

  • I spoke with the hero's cousin earlier.

  • (male) My cousin said that when the train was coming,

  • he was trying to get her out of the car

  • but she just kept screaming at him

  • and looking at him like he was evil or something.

  • I mean, he had to break the car window just to get her out.

  • She didn't understand what he was trying to do.

  • I mean, she thought he was trying to hurt her.

  • What she didn't realize is he was actually trying to save her.

  • So there you have it, a selfless act of courage

  • from an apparent enemy who turned out to be a friend.

  • ♪♪♪

  • Thank you so much for taking the time to watch "Audacity."

  • It's been our aim to convey biblical truth

  • with love, humility, and compassion.

  • We believe that this film's timeliness

  • is not a mere coincidence.

  • And we hope that you see its potential

  • to reach millions of people all around the world.

  • We would be extremely grateful for your partnership

  • in spreading "Audacity" far and wide

  • through every available social media outlet.

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  • There, you'll find a number of things

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  • Time is short.

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  • to equip you in effectively and respectfully reaching out

  • to those who are a part of the homosexual community,

  • along with anyone else who's in need of hearing the gospel.

  • The "Audacity Video Study," a four-session DVD series,

  • is a perfect fit for churches and families.

  • In each of the four 20-minute sessions,

  • Ray Comfort, Mark Spence, and I

  • chalk talk some extended interviews from "Audacity,"

  • drawing out rich spiritual truths to help equip you.

  • The study also comes with church promotional materials

  • and a group discussion guide

  • to help you dig into what God says on this important topic.

  • It's excellent for adults and teenagers alike.

  • Thank you again for watching "Audacity."

  • It's our hope that this film has been a blessing to you

  • and a reminder that love can't stay silent.

  • More than just a faded feeling

  • More than any human words can say

  • Oh, I wanna love you that way

  • And I know a friend who'll not betray you

  • Never turn His back and walk away

  • Won't you let Him love you that way? ♪

  • Oh, but I can't let the world around us

  • Tell me what to think or say or do

  • ♪ I gotta love you

  • Don't you know, love, love can't stay silent

  • It's gotta wake the world

  • It's gotta tell the truth

  • Oh, don't you know, love, love can't stay silent

  • It's all that I can do

  • You know, I really love you

  • You know, I really love you, yeah

  • Oh, more than just some vain emotion

  • True love does what others fail to do

  • You know that I care about you

  • And day by day, our world grows darker

  • Listen to my voice, I'll lead you through

  • No, never give up on you

  • So I won't let the world around us

  • Tell me what to think or say or do

  • You know it's true

  • So don't you know, love, love can't stay silent

  • It's gotta wake the world

  • Oh, it's gotta tell the truth

  • Oh, don't you know, love, love can't stay silent

  • It's all that I can do

  • You know, I really love you

  • Love can't stay silent

  • Oh, you know, I really love you

  • Love, love can't stay silent

  • Don't you know, love, love can't stay silent

  • ♪♪♪

  • ♪♪♪

  • Love, love can't stay silent

  • Love, love can't stay silent

  • Ooh, talking 'bout love, love can't stay silent

  • Ooh, talking 'bout love, love can't stay silent

  • Oh, love is patient. Love is kind

  • Love endures 'til the end of time

  • Love, love can't stay silent

  • Love keeps holding on

  • Keeps holding on

  • Love never lets you go

  • Love, love can't stay silent

  • No, love won't let you go

  • No, love won't let you go

  • And true love lives 'til the end of time

  • Love never lets you go

  • Love, love can't stay silent

  • Never gonna let you go

  • No, no, no, no

  • Love, love can't stay silent

  • Love will never let you go. Never let you go

  • Love, love can't stay silent

  • Love will never let you go. Never let you go

  • Love, love can't stay silent

  • Love, love can't stay silent ♪♪

♪♪♪

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    Jason Huang 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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