'cause you're never gonna get off that beach!

Just the way you never got into the N.H.L., ya jackass.!

Whoop! Whoa-ho-ho! [ Crowd Shouting ] Whoa!

[ Laughing ] The green's that way.! You're, uh--

[ Heckler Laughing ]

You will not make this putt, ya jackass!

[ Laughing Raucously ]

[ Crowd Moaning ] Aww. Nice shooting, soldier.!

[ Heckler Laughing Raucously ]

All right, Happy,

nice and easy.

[ Heckler Laughing ] [ Crowd ] Aww.

That was not nice and easy.

[ Heckler Laughing ]

That guy's drivin' me crazy.

You know what's driving me crazy?

You not getting the ball in the hole.

Don't push me, Bob. Now's not the time.

[ Heckler ] Jackass.!

[ Ball Smacks ] Ooh! [ Grunting ]

[ Heckler, Crowd Laughing ] This guy sucks!

We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play this badly since his first day on tour.

He and Bob Barker are now dead last.

I can't believe you're a professional golfer.

I think you should be working at the snack bar.

You better relax, Bob. There is no way...

that you could have been as bad at hockey as you are at golf.

All right, let's go.

- [ Grunts ] - You like that, old man? You want a piece of me?

I don't want a piece of you. I want the whole thing!

Ohh!

[ Crowd Shouting, Chattering ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Man ] Wow.! Now you're gonna get it, Bobby!

[ Crowd Shouting ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Happy Growling ]

[ Crowd Shouts ] Oh.!

[ Man ] Happy.! The price is wrong, bitch.

[ Choking ]

[ Grunting ]

I think you've had enough.

No?

[ Crowd Shouts ]

Now you've had enough,

bitch.