Name: 【超酷鞋實驗】這東西可以當鞋穿嗎? 真的是什麼都穿，什麼都不奇怪! (Will It Shoe?)
Uploaded: 2015-08-23T21:59:58.000Z
Duration: 14 min 46 s

Today we answer the sole question on everyone's mind.

今天，我們要來回答一個每個人都想知道的問題

- Gooooooooooood Mythical Morning! - We have what has become a tradition on

- 早~~安神秘早晨！ - 找出這個東西到底「是不是」

this show of finding out if something "will."

- Right. - And today we're gonna find out

- if a shoe will. If something will shoe.  - Yeah, I mean... we've done a lot of

- 究竟這是不是鞋子。如果這東西是鞋子 - 沒錯，我的意思是... 我們已經做過許多關於食物的節目，

foods, so why not branch out? Just for any of you who were wondering...

為何不做點其他的？為了那些想知道的觀眾....

- 'Cause shoes are not food. - A shoe is an item of footwear intended

- 因為鞋子不是食物。 - 「鞋子是一種穿在腳上的物品

to protect and comfort the human foot while doing various activities.

目的是要在人類做各種活動時可以保護和提供舒適感給人類的腳。」

- Mm! Thanks for that definition.  - So, yeah, we're getting creative here.

- 嗯！感謝你提供的定義。 - 所以，我們將要天馬行空的想。

A number of shoes have been engineered  and, honestly, I'm excited about this.

許多種鞋子已經被製造出來了，而事實上，我其實對這實驗還蠻興奮的。

I think we're not only breaking new ground, but we are gonna discover some

我們不僅是在發現新天地，也是在發掘一些

answers to questions that no one knew they were asking, including you.

連你們都不知道自己曾懷疑過的問題與解答。

Well, the question is always going to be...

Okay, here we are in the shoe testing laboratory.

好的，現在我們已經來到鞋子測試實驗室

We've removed our desk and we rolled out a carpet. There's gonna be some rigorous

我們移開了桌子並鋪上了地毯。所有的鞋子將會被

- testing happening with the shoes. - We have steps! Look at-- we have steps!

- 嚴格的測試。 - 我們還擺了階梯呢！看看--我們有階梯！

All right, let's go straight for the first one. We thought, why not take an item

好了，讓我們直接進入第一個項目。我們在想：為何不

that you always step on and get really upset and make an entire shoe out of it?

拿一個一旦你踩到將痛不欲生的東西，然後用它做成一雙鞋子？

That's right, the ubiquitous building toy for children of all ages...

沒錯，就是適合所有年齡，且廣泛流行的兒童建築玩具....

(同時說話) 樂高...這是鞋子嗎？

Check this out, ladies and gentlemen. We have crafted a shoe-- two shoes out of--

各位先生女士，看看這個。我們打造了一隻鞋子--一雙鞋子--

- Completely out of Legos. - Purple Legos, because I like...

-完全用樂高打造。 - 紫色樂高積木，因為我喜歡...

- (Rhett) Because you like purple! - (Link) purple shoes.

- (Rhett) 因為你喜歡紫色！ - (Link) 紫色的鞋子。

All right, so far so good. Lemme put these on.

好，到目前都還不錯。讓我來穿上它...

(Rhett) Now, Link, the way that these things work, just so you don't--

(Rhett) Link，這東西能成形，這樣你才不會...

These are not glued together.  These are just--

這些可不是用膠黏在一起的。它們只有用...

- No cheating here. - These are just Lego'd together.

- 我們可沒作弊。 - 它們只是「樂高」在一起 (只是靠樂高積木相疊而成而已)

However, there is semi-removable tongue piece.

但是，鞋蓋這塊是可以掀開的。

- (Link) Imma get my... - (Rhett) Look at that.

- (Link) 我要將我的... - (Rhett) 你看看

- ... my foot right in there. - Link's wearing the Mythical Sock,

- ...腳穿進去。 - Link穿的是神祕襪子，

- available at RhettandLink.com/store. - (Link) Imma go ahead and put

- 可以在 RhettandLink.com/store 買到。 - (Link) 這隻腳

this one on too. Oh my goodness. Imma make my way to the runway very gingerly.

也要穿上去。我的天啊。我要小心翼翼的走到跑道上。

(Rhett, laughing) I'll start by saying, some of the best-looking shoes I've ever

(Rhett)(笑) Link，我必須要說，這是我看過你穿的鞋子裡

seen you wear, Link! A little larger than the typical shoe that you wear. A little

最好看的一雙！比你平常穿的鞋子還大一點。

slippery, and I don't mean traction-wise, I mean they look like slippers.

有點「拖」，我不是指它沒有抓地力，我是指它看起來有點像拖鞋。

(Link) All right, here I come. I'm gonna come across the

(Link) 好，我要走過來了。我打算要沿著

- runway here.  - Just walk at a ginger-- like a

90-year-old man speed to start. That should be the-- okay, yep. (laughs)

用90歲老人的速度走。那樣應可以... 喔，果然...(笑)

(Rhett) Okay, all right, both the soles have come off.

(Rhett) 好吧，兩隻鞋的鞋底都掉了。

- What happened? - You went about 85-year-old man.

- 發生了什麼事？ - 你的速度是85歲的老人。

- You didn't go 90. That was your problem. - (Link) Look at that.

- 不是90歲。這就是你的問題了。 - (Link) 你看看

(Rhett) Are your feet completely exposed now on the bottom?

(Rhett) 你的腳下現在是完全露出來了嗎？

(Link) Yeah, I'm feeling a little draft on the bottom here.

(Link) 對啊，我覺得腳底有點涼涼的。

(laughs) Hey, but listen. Now it's like a Halloween costume. Nobody knows.

(笑) 嘿，聽著。現在這可以當萬聖節的服裝了。沒人會知道的。

- (Link) Hey, hey.  - (Rhett) Hey, look at those Lego shoes

- (Link) 嘿，嘿 - (Rhett) 嘿，看看這傢伙

- that guy's got on.  - (Link) Woohoo! Ah...

- 穿的樂高鞋。 - (Link)嗚呼！呃...

(Link) I don't wanna destroy 'em too much, because I-- you gotta walk gingerly.

(Link) 我不想繼續毀滅這雙鞋子，因為我...  -你必須要很小心地走。

- (Link) They look great. - And the best thing about these is they

- (Link) 它們看起來真的很潮。 - 最棒的是它們會留下痕跡。

leave a trail. I mean, look at that. You went from there to there and you know

我的意思是，你看看。你會知道你從這裡走到這裡

- how I know that? - 'Cause they're there, there, and there.

- 我怎麼會知道？ - 因為這裡和那裡都有樂高積木。

- (Rhett) There's a trail. Yeah. - Will it shoe?

- (Rhett) 有痕跡。 - 這是鞋子嗎？

The best invention of humankind next to the corn dog is meatloaf.

僅次於人類最棒的發明「裹皮炸熱狗」就是「肉捲」了。

- And there's shoes called "loafers," so... - Yeah.

- 甚至有種鞋就叫「樂福鞋」，所以... - 沒錯

(同時說話) 肉捲。這是鞋子嗎？

Okay, here they are, the Meatloafers. Now, I'm taking off the Mythical Socks, not

這裡，肉質樂福鞋。我現在要把神祕襪子脫掉，

because they're uncomfortable but because I wanna be able to slide my feet into the

不是因為它們不好穿，而是因為我想要把我的腳穿進這雙肉質樂福鞋裡。

Meatloafers. Link, could you anoint my feet with oil?

- (crew laughs) - Um... no? I mean, I'll douse it, but

(工作人員的笑聲) - 呃.....我不要？我的意思是，我把油到在你的腳上，

- you're gonna have to rub it.  - (Rhett) Oh! That's nice.

- 你得自己塗它。 - (Rhett) 喔~看起來不錯~

So you're gonna make some meatloafers, here, Rhett. There is a foot-sized cavity

Rhett，所以你要穿進這雙肉質樂福鞋裡。這些肉裡留了一個

- (Link) 喔，我的老天 - (Rhett) 嗯。

- (Link) Now, how does it feel so far? - Meaty.

- (Link) 現在感覺怎樣？ - 肉肉的。

- Does this feel like it's gonna happen? - No.

- 你覺得這鞋撐得住嗎？ - 撐不住

- Why not? - (Rhett) Well, it feels like it's really

- 為何不行？ - (Rhett) 當它在烤箱裡時

- firmed up when it was in the oven. - (Link) Go ahead and stand up there.

- 看起來還蠻結實的。 - (Link) 站起來看看。

- (Rhett groans) - (Link) Oh, goodness. There you go.

- (Rhett呻吟了一聲) - (Link) 喔，天啊。這下可以了。

- (Rhett) Okay. - (Link) Now, just take a nice little step

- (Rhett) 好。 - (Link) 現在，慢慢往前踏出一小步

- (crew laughs) - (Link) Okay, and now the other foot...

(工作人員的笑聲) - (Link) 現在，換另一隻腳....

- (Rhett) Whoah, hey! - (Link) A little balancing act, there.

- (Rhett) 喔~嘿！ - (Link) 需要平衡一下...

- Look at that shoe, Link! - (Link) Turn around. Give us a little--

- Link，看看這雙鞋。 - (Link) 轉一圈，讓我們看看...

- a little sashay on the carpet.  - (Rhett) Hm. Boy, it stays--

- 讓我們看看它在地毯上走的樣子。 - (Rhett) 嗯，天啊，這有點...

- A little cha-cha-cha. Oh! - Oh, there it goes.

- 跳點小舞步。喔！ - 喔，它掉了。

It stays right on your foot  if you balance it right.

如果你平衡的好的話，它就會在你的腳上。

(Link) Ladies and gentlemen, the Meatloafer!

(Rhett) I bet you I can go right up the stairs.

(Rhett) 我猜我可以穿著走上台階。

(Link) Mm. Now let me taste a little bit. See if you can keep it on your foot.

(Link) 嗯，讓我嘗嘗看。看看它能不能在你的腳上。

I am willing to taste it off your foot. All right.

- (Rhett) Okay... - No, no, no, stand there. Stand there

- (Rhett) 好.... - 不不不，站在那。

- and feed-- - Hold on. I'll feed it to you.

- 然後餵... - 等一下，我來餵你。

- (Rhett) It's completely edible. - Mm. It's kinda...

- (Rhett) 這完全是可食用的。 - 嗯，這有點...

- (Rhett) How's that, Link? - Chewy and meaty. It's kinda like eating

- (Rhett) Link，味道如何？ - 肉肉的很有嚼勁。這就像在吃

- Yeah. - Did you think you were gonna do that

- when you woke up this morning? - No, but I didn't look at my calendar.

- 有想到今天會要吃一雙鞋嗎？ - 沒，不過我今天也忘了看行事曆就是了。

(Rhett) Okay, well... and then you just put 'em right back-- whup!

(Rhett) 好吧，這個嘛...接著你就可已把它放到原本的位置

- (Link) 好 - (Rhett) 這吃起來究竟怎麼樣？

- Hm. That's crispy on the outside.  - It's edible.

- 嗯...外皮很酥脆 - 這是可食用的。

- It's not bad. I'll save this for myself. - So the Meatloafer... will it shoe?

- 這還不賴，等等我要留著自己吃。 - 所以肉質樂福鞋，是鞋子嗎？

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