Name: 你做錯了......。沒有雙關語的意思 (You're Doing It Wrong... No Pun Intended)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T05:40:04.000Z
Duration: 1 min 49 s

- You know, one of the nice things about having this show

你知道嗎？有這一個節目的其中一件好事

is that it gives me a platform to talk about important issues

Kindness and equal rights and baby goats.

善良和平等的權利，還有羊寶寶

And today I want to talk about another important issue.

今天我想談論另外一個重要的議題，

This is...you know the phrase "no pun intended?"

就是...你知道 no pun intended (其實我沒有別的意思) 這句片語嗎？　

It's supposed to mean you just said something funny

這應該是要說明你不小心說了一些

「這個飛行員的職涯就要起飛了

Or "John Travolta gave a touching introduction

或是約翰·屈伏塔給了奧斯卡一個讓人動容的開場，

And I noticed a lot of people are using it

我注意到許多人，當他們故意說好笑的事時，

when they say something funny on purpose.

但是－但是這是錯的，還有該死的，

So it's time for another installment of my segment

You're Doing It Wrong, by Ellen DeGeneres.

你這樣做是錯的！艾倫·狄珍妮

這是一個令人興奮的夏日單元，

giving kids a good look into the field of archeology,

給孩子一個一探考古學領域的機會，

就在我們自家的後院馬里蘭州。

She joins us live from Historic St. Mary's City.

他在聖瑪莉城參與了我們的現場

荷莉，你看的出來為什麼這裡好笑嗎？

- Dan, you say, you know, sort of no pun intended,

丹，你說，你知道的，像是我沒有別的意思，

- I thought it was high time, no pun intended,

我以為這是高峰期（一個「嗨」的時間），其實我沒有別的意思，

I'm trying to beat everybody to the punch with the jokes

我正在試著讓大家知道這個笑話，

- A Florida man reportedly refuses to admit that crack--

一個佛羅里達先生被舉報他拒絕承認那破裂的（屁股的裂缝）

- I think I told Tony I was painting him,

我想我跟東尼說過，我在畫他，

and he kind of brushed it off, so to speak.

所以你可以說是他都把它刷掉了。

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你做錯了......。沒有雙關語的意思 (You're Doing It Wrong... No Pun Intended)