"It's a Jungle in the Amazon."

“這是亞馬遜的森林“

[tribal music]

[部落音樂]

Sorry.

不好意思

Brings out the animal in me.

（音樂）把我的野性帶了出來

[laughter]

[笑聲]

All right, this is a segment-- we show you real products

好的，這是一個我們介紹產品的時段－我們會展示在

that exist on Amazon even though they probably should not.

亞馬遜上雖然應該不被需要帶還是存在的新產品

This is a product called

這是一個產品叫

the AutoExec Wheelmate Work Surface Tray.

自動執行工作平板駕駛座的好夥伴

It's a desk that attaches to your steering wheel.

這是一個連到駕駛座的書桌

[audience exclaiming]

[觀眾驚呼]

Yeah.

對

You know, it's a great place to write your loved ones

你懂的，這是一個寫東西的好地方

that you just caused a terrible accident.

但是你馬上會造成可怕的意外

[laughter]

[笑聲]

This is a book I found on Amazon.

這是一個我在亞馬遜上面找到的書

It's called "Dancing With Cats,"

它叫“與貓共舞”

and I think you can't have enough cat books.

我覺得你永遠嫌貓的書不夠

[laughter]

[笑聲]

This is a woman right here, and she's dancing with two cats.

這是一個女人，她在和貓跳舞

[laughter]

She was born to do that, wasn't she?

她天生就為了這個，不是嗎？

Here's a man dancing with a cat.

這是一個在跟貓跳舞的男人

[laughter]

[笑聲]

Here's the thing.

是這樣的

Every time I try to defend cat owners,

每次我嘗試著為養貓者辯護時

they turn around and do something like this to me.

他們都會轉過來然後對我做這個動作

[laughter]

How can I defend cats?

這讓我怎麼能辯護？

Here's another one.

這是另一個

I had no idea this book existed.

我不知道這個書存在

It's an Ellen DeGeneres coloring book

這是一個艾倫的著色本

by Jack Anthony.

作者叫 傑克安東尼

[audience laughs, groans]

[觀眾大笑、感嘆]

I don't know you, Jack Anthony,

我不認識你，傑克安東尼

but I feel like we will be speaking through lawyers soon.

不過我感覺我們很快就會通過律師來聯絡了

[laughter]

[笑聲]

If you see a product online you think I should see,

如果你看到任何網上的產品覺得我應該看看

please send it to me.

請發給我

We'll be back after this.

我們馬上回來