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  • - Now it's time for a segment we call

    現在是一個時段叫做

  • "It's a Jungle in the Amazon."

    “這是亞馬遜的森林“

  • [tribal music]

    [部落音樂]

  • Sorry.

    不好意思

  • Brings out the animal in me.

    (音樂)把我的野性帶了出來

  • [laughter]

    [笑聲]

  • All right, this is a segment-- we show you real products

    好的,這是一個我們介紹產品的時段-我們會展示在

  • that exist on Amazon even though they probably should not.

    亞馬遜上雖然應該不被需要帶還是存在的新產品

  • This is a product called

    這是一個產品叫

  • the AutoExec Wheelmate Work Surface Tray.

    自動執行工作平板駕駛座的好夥伴

  • It's a desk that attaches to your steering wheel.

    這是一個連到駕駛座的書桌

  • [audience exclaiming]

    [觀眾驚呼]

  • Yeah.

  • You know, it's a great place to write your loved ones

    你懂的,這是一個寫東西的好地方

  • that you just caused a terrible accident.

    但是你馬上會造成可怕的意外

  • [laughter]

    [笑聲]

  • This is a book I found on Amazon.

    這是一個我在亞馬遜上面找到的書

  • It's called "Dancing With Cats,"

    它叫“與貓共舞”

  • and I think you can't have enough cat books.

    我覺得你永遠嫌貓的書不夠

  • [laughter]

    [笑聲]

  • This is a woman right here, and she's dancing with two cats.

    這是一個女人,她在和貓跳舞

  • [laughter]

  • She was born to do that, wasn't she?

    她天生就為了這個,不是嗎?

  • Here's a man dancing with a cat.

    這是一個在跟貓跳舞的男人

  • [laughter]

    [笑聲]

  • Here's the thing.

    是這樣的

  • Every time I try to defend cat owners,

    每次我嘗試著為養貓者辯護時

  • they turn around and do something like this to me.

    他們都會轉過來然後對我做這個動作

  • [laughter]

  • How can I defend cats?

    這讓我怎麼能辯護?

  • Here's another one.

    這是另一個

  • I had no idea this book existed.

    我不知道這個書存在

  • It's an Ellen DeGeneres coloring book

    這是一個艾倫的著色本

  • by Jack Anthony.

    作者叫 傑克安東尼

  • [audience laughs, groans]

    [觀眾大笑、感嘆]

  • I don't know you, Jack Anthony,

    我不認識你,傑克安東尼

  • but I feel like we will be speaking through lawyers soon.

    不過我感覺我們很快就會通過律師來聯絡了

  • [laughter]

    [笑聲]

  • If you see a product online you think I should see,

    如果你看到任何網上的產品覺得我應該看看

  • please send it to me.

    請發給我

  • We'll be back after this.

    我們馬上回來

- Now it's time for a segment we call

現在是一個時段叫做

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