Russian men from nineteen eighties is this compliments desk. uh this is the

complaints department

oh well we just wanted to say we love the new channel design

reminds us of communist Soviet Union. how so. everyone just get same rectangle up

top no room for fancy border or dangerous artistic expression

everyone is saying right comrades. well those changes were made so there would be more

room for videos on all screens big and small

did you know that many creators get over forty percent of their views on mobile

devices

mobile devices oh like Sputnik

like cell phones. cell phone so k tell me which button to press for to watch mobile

video

hey Gregory Brothers you didn't fix the view count very much

now it's just stuck at 301 plus. I thought that was a pretty clever fix on our part. why

can't you just fix this glitch with all your

Brainiac scientists. you guys sound so good today Sarah

I love yout shoes where'd you get them. don't try and pacify that's what you always do

real answer

Jimmy Choo I got them on sale too. amazing. I know right

they make your feet look so swanlike. thank you that's the nicest thing I've ever heard

I think I need more girl time. hi I'm a commenter and I have a complaint

before you make your complaint may I ask you to read this please. why. to make sure you're not a robot spammer

me a robot spammer?

just read the captcha. capital L

O, W, E Capital A

pretzel I didn't bring my corrective lenses. that's a lower case n robot

complaints are that way

but I just wanted to tell everyone about you the new Rihanna sex tape

I'm an independent inventor

and I have a product you are gonna wanna buy. okay. you tube wants to increase watch time

right meet Harold the watch time

optimizer he literally does nothing but watch videos. but he's just a dummy. shhh

I'm sorry Harold don't talk that way about Harold he's increased his watch time by 400,000 percent

since yesterday

can I have a million dollars

no. to vimeo Harold

to vimeo

do not gallon smashing in here young man get out

hey there are way too many prank videos on YouTube yes getting dangerous out there

aren't you the couple from prank versus prank. yeah so. do you want us to take your videos down?

no not ours

ours are good-natured and done with love. why are your eyes closed

oh I glued her eyelids shut you should totally see the video all you have to do

is press right here

did you get it? yeah I think so it sounded hilarious. no you didn't over here

hey I just wanted to say I don't like that the comments get removed for having too

many negative votes. we're just trying to rid the comments section of bullying and hate

speech

that seems a little oppressive don't you think. I don't know you're talking to me

dislike. but you see when I respond to the negative comments in a clever way

I want people to see the original so they can know how

good I burned them. I don't like what you're saying. I just think it goes against our

freedom of speech

oh thumbs-down. hey where'd she go

her comment has received too many negative votes

hi so I'm a college student and I have a big exam tomorrow so I was

wondering

what videos I can watch instead of studying. well the key is to start with

good intentions so you probably wanna watch something from science education which will then

probably lead you to v sauce

which will then lead you to barely political which is the gateway to hours of garbage that

you probably won't learn anything from

perfect thanks. you tube complaints

I'm Jeff this is my girlfriend Suzanne and I wanted to come to YouTube to

make one of those proposal

videos everyone loves so much

Suzanne will you marry me. people people that's not how it works you guys can film it elsewhere and then

upload it to YouTube okay on YouTube not at you tube

Ok sorry

can I get that footage. uh uh. gimme that footage. good afternoon

let me guess you did one of those my boyfriend does my makeup videos and now you can't get your

makeup of your face you look terrible and somehow that's my fault

no I'm here for a job interview

I'm sorry you look great

have a seat

Felix I know you fell from space to earth and everything but

why can't you just commute to work like everyone else. redbull?

no thanks