Reginald, you made it

Uh, actually I'm..I'm Dave

I'm here for the job interview

Yes, Reginald all in good time

I'm Hades lord of the underworld

and I look forward to torturing you for eternity

when you utterly fail at you're coming quest

Oh, OK

Come along, quickly now, Zeus's waiting

Oh, Reginald you came!

My..my name is Dave

So mortal, you think you're awardable the suddenly fatal quest that I instal for you

I met the right place right the access this is an management job

Your quest is to recover the golden ladder

so that I may get down from this incredibly high pillar I have somehow ended up on

And that's not the best part, Reginald

Oh oh yes, and your quest is to fight the kraken

and the dragon, maybe some giant bees I don't know

Now hurry, the blood is raining from my head

That's it for me. Reginald

Athena here will guide you rest to the way

Hey! Hey How ya doing Reginald?

We're gonna go find a dragon and beat the crap out of it

Really, a whole dragon?

Maybe I..I took some weird pills

and I have No idea what's going on right now

Yeah, I could of..I could of sworn there there was a dragon around here somewhere

I probably get to go home now

No, yeah, Zeus gonna beset

dragon's always his favorite part oh the quest

How do I get back to the highway

I know! I'll stab you a few times with my spear

and it'll look like you fought a dragon

That's not a great plan

Do you at least wanna make out?

Hey, you know how to get back to the highway?

Oh, Reginald you're early! Where's..where's ..Athena?

Things getting pretty weird so I left

Things look pretty weird here, too

I'm Poseidon ,I think I'm suppose to release the kraken or something

but up ahead theres a guy with goat legs and a magic sort of flute

and he's gonna release all the giant bees!

Can I forfeit this quest?

Wouldn't be wise

you don't wanna see Zeus when his angry

this guy gets pretty naked when his angry

Can I just grab a ladder from home depot and paint it yellow?

Well yes that's what we did for our ladder

You do the exact same thing, and you got a working waddler wha ha ha

You have proven yourself award the mortal

Great, lend you a help

And now, Reginald it is time for your reward

A gift certificate to the cracker barrel!!!!!!!