It's the Fourth of July, I can't believe I'm on the White House

lawn, this makes no sense.

I came with Uncle Sam, we rode together; you know, the economy,

we had to carpool.

So he rode with his legs hanging out the window.

Wasn't the most comfortable ride, but it was kinda fun.

Me, him, and the Foo Fighters all in one car.

♪♪(music playing)♪♪

That band's good.

They haven't taken any of my requests at all.

I don't know, maybe they did -- have they played Lil' Wayne?

I'm actually here to perform.

I'm gonna do a little stand up and some songs for the President

and the First Lady and all these great troops.

This is amazing.

Honestly, it's one of the -- I'll never forget this

Fourth of July, ever.

It's pretty -- it's such an honor to be here.

I'm so honored.

USO set this whole thing up and gave me a call and said,

"You wanna do it?"

And of course, I'll do anything for the USO and the troops,

so I was, like, just honored.

This is just so cool.

I'm, like, freaking out.

I was talking to Brooke, one of the girls from the USO and she's

been working with them for 25 years and they've been booking

comedians for these events.

And I was talking to them, and I said, like,

"What other comedians have you booked here at the White House?"

And they gave me a list, and it was amazing.

And I felt bad that you guys didn't get a chance to see these

comedians when they were here, so I'm gonna do an impression of

every comedian that was here in the past 25 years.

(cheering)

Here's a stopwatch, okay?

This is a stopwatch, so I'm going to start it now,

so every ten seconds, you tell me to change, all right?

And then I'll change to the next comedian, okay?

All right.

Whenever you're ready, sir.

There's, like, 1,500 people waiting, sir.

Ready?

First up, Jerry Seinfeld: Okay, people, okay.

Well, look at this place, it's the White House!

People coming to the White House!

Okay, next up, Bill Cosby: Well, thank you,

the comedians sab a dab a talking with the lip a hab and

dab and hey.

Thank you.

Chris Rock: Barack Obama!

Barack Obama.

People want to hear about the Democratic National Convention.

That's right.

Thank you.

Robin Williams: Oh, thank you very much, thank you, yes,

thank you.

Yes -- (unintelligible) -- kid going -- (unintelligible) --

what the hell's going on there, I don't even know.

One, two, three, and kick.

Okay.

Next up, Norm MacDonald: (unintelligible noises).

Okay, now next, Mitch Hedberg: People say -- people say,

where do you go if you wanted to laugh?

I say, you gotta go to the South Lawn on Fourth of July, 2009.

That is ridiculous.

Next up, Gilbert Gottfried: What is this?

What kind of a place is -- it's not even -- okay, thank you.

Next up, oh, let's see, I don't even know how to do --

Eddie Murphy: Heh, heh, heh, heh --

that's all I do, I don't know how to do him, I'm sorry.

Larry the Cable Guy: Well, that's a microphone stand there,

that's a guitar there, and that's a, that's a --

Git-R-Done!

That's it right there, that's it!

I don't know.

Steven Wright: 25 years.

I haven't thought about the White House... in 25 years.

And last but not least, Adam Sandler: All right, all right.

Thanks a lot.

You know, my mother used to come to the White House and she would

be like, all the -- she'd be like --

(unintelligible noises) -- shut up!

(cheering)

Thank you!